Some Things Are Best Left Unearthed

By Shyro Foxfeather

Most teenagers dislike their closet for one reason or another.

Some hated their old and 'Sooooo yesterday' clothing whilst others feared what horrible things had decayed away inside.

Kaito Kuroba was of the latter.

After supposedly 'cleaning his room' over a dozen times (All of which included him shoving things in his closet, of course.) Kaito's mother opened his closet to have an avalanche befall upon her.

Kaito had been severely yelled at and sent to his room to immediately rid the household of his horrid pile.

"I don't remember buying a Chia-pet… Oh. That's not a Chia-pet IS it?" Kaito disgustedly threw the mass of thriving whatever into the trash bin.

Kaito dug threw the pile once more.

"You shall diiiieeee……" Something hissed from within the closet. Kaito 'eep'ed and looked on with wide eyes.

After numerous minutes Kaito became bored with cowering and went back to work on the closet mess, chocking the voice up to his imagination.

Then, from within the chaos Kaito brought forth something furry... And purple. It was obviously electronic by the feel and Kaito could tell he remembered it from somewhere.

When it hit him. It was his-

"Furby loooooooooooves you. Furby shall murder yooooooooooou."

Kaito yelped and dropped said furby.

It flapped its wings/ears up and down a minute before silencing.

Kaito's eyes had grown to an enormous size and his face was and intense white color.

Suddenly the Furby flipped itself over with momentum and began to 'waddle' after Kaito.

Kaito lost it right about then.

For miles, neighbors wondered what young maiden had produced such a horrible scream.

Later That Day...

"Kaito dear, have you finished cleaning your room?"

Kuroba grinned. "Yes, mom."

She turned to leave before she paused with a puzzled look on her face.

"Kaito?"

"Yes'm?"

"I've been meaning to ask you…" She looked as if she didn't know how to phrase the question. "Do you know why there's a sledgehammer, your card gun, the screen to your window, the toaster, and little plastic pieces scattered all about in the swimming pool?"

"Yeah…"

"Oh?"

Kaito's grin turned fanged, "Furby can't swim… He he he…"

Kaito's mother turned and walked out shaking her head and muttering, "I don't want to know. I just don't want to know."

Owari

Disclaimer: Chaos, Logic, and myself lay no claim upon Detective Conan and are thus sadly disappointed in our Evil Genius tactics.

I believe this happened to Goover. However, she was unable to break off the screen to her window. Although, I think she may have had one of her horses walk over it. Or at least tried.

And Furbys are EVIL!!

They even banned Furbys from the White House because 'It could have been manipulated so that enemies could record important meetings' and such.

Personally, I just kinda wonder what the hell they're trying to hide from us that they won't even let FURBYS in the White House!

Feh.

Also, Chaos would like it to be noted that if you see an orange Furby with a Witch's hat DO NOT give it directions to California. We here would like to stay very much alive. Thanks.