Gaston and Aladdin

By: GastonLover

It was a cold, cold, cold, day in France. It was brutal, man-god; I can't begin to tell ya how cold it was like freeze your toes off.

So, Gaston decided to go to Saudi Arabia…and man when he got there it was hot. It was like BURN your toes off it was so hot. It was the total opposite. But he decided to stay.

While walking in his tight and sexy tunic with greasy-sexy black hair in a pony-tail, the drew attention. I mean how could he not? He's just so sexy.

Aladdin happened to be walking on the street a day from Jasmine's bitching. His sexy muscled chest was showing because it was like 150 mother fucking degrees man. He had on his purple vest and light weight white pants-unfortunately was not tight, but they were ripped at the ass.

He stopped when he saw Gaston and was like, "Wow, someone as hot as me…" they were like two peas in a pod.

Gaston noticed someone staring at him and turned and turned and turned again while turning to him, to see Aladdin's sexy pearly whites shining in the hot five hundred and fifty million degrees sun.

"Wow…someone with teeth as nice as mine…" he thought.

So, they were stopped in the middle of street staring at each other. And the crowd staring at them because they were the two sexiest people they saw in the world.

So, Aladdin grabbed Genie out of the hole in his ass and made a wish. He wished that Gaston would fall in love with him forever and ever in the palace…without Jasmine.

Genie-happy to see his choice, agreed.

So, Aladdin walked over to invite Gaston to his palace.

"So, do you wanna come to the palace, man?"

"Sure, do I get fanned?"

"Yes, Jasmine will do it…" Aladdin answered.

So, they walked to the palace out of the mega extreme hot weather.

"Wow, the palace is pretty…" Gaston looked at the ground.

"Ya…."Aladdin nodded.

Jasmine greeted them hi, "Hey, guys, what's up?"

"Just chillin in da hot-ness?" Aladdin replied.

"Who's this, honey?" she asked.

"This is…."

"Gaston." Gaston answered he said with a FRENCH accent.

"Nice to meet you, Gaston. I am Jasmine."

Gaston out of his tunic, pulled out a mp-40 and blew her away and laughed hysterically as blood gushed out of her like how water pours over rocks.

"Say hello to my little friend!" Gaston cried REALLY loud and there was some shrieking in his voice.

Jasmine screeched like a rat as the life left her. The carpet was REALLY bloody with some flesh and guts all over. Not to mention, body stuff too.

Aladdin made another wish, "GENIE, clean up this mess and jasmine shut up."

Genie happy that Jasmine was gone, agreed, and blew her up while cleaning the mess.

"Nice job, man," Aladdin complemented.

"Merci beaucop," Gaston replied.

"Ya, what's that shit now?" Aladdin confused.

"Francais," Gaston replied.

"Coolio!" Aladdin paused, "Hold on, I gotta make another wish."

He asked if Genie would set up the wedding while kissing Gaston FOR A long time on the lips. When they were done kissing on the lips…everything was ready.

"Gaston, will you marry me?" Aladdine asked.

"Sure, you're better than Belle."

So, they for married and were happy for a long, long, long time…until they died.

FIN