Gaston and Aladdin Chapter 3: Nathan and Diego with the Magic Dragon!, a disney fanfic

Gaston and Aladdin: Part Three-Nathan and Diego with the Magic Dragon!

By: GastonLover

So, tired of all the mother fucking heat, Gaston decided they should take a trip to the fucking cold land to France.

They road horses all the way there-in their tye dye and everybody in France wailed at them because they were so mother fucking hot-they also brought Tye Dye along, because he's so pretty and they loved him…and he loved them too.

The girls swooned as they saw Gaston his tye dye thong and tunic and Aladdin in his tye dye vest and ass pants-which had more holes in them now.

They strutted up and down the same street for five times until they saw a strange woman. She was ugly and wrinkly and she smelled. Disgusted, they decided she had to die-she also wasn't wearing any tye dye! A big no no!

So, they walked up to her.

"Madam, what is your name?" Gaston asked.

"Vanessa Paradis," she replied.

"You are not wearing tye dye," Tye Dye pointed out angrily.

"Tye dye is like so not pretty…" she answered.

All three men gasped shocked she dare such a stupid freacking thing.

Tye Dye, sad, cried.

Gaston pulled out another mp-40 from his tunic and starting blowing her away. Guts, blood, and body crap sprayed everywhere. Aladdin took her head and ate it for his lunch-he had been so fucking hungry. Tye Dye grabbed her shirt and made it tye dye. A sweeper swept by and put her remains in a drain.

They all laughed, as her existence has ended.

Lurking in the shadows, a Mexican and a pirate smoked the magic dragon. Smelling, that wonderful, the gang walked over to them in the shadows and said hello.

"Hi, Aladdin," Gaston greeted.

"Hi, Gaston," Tye Dye answered.

"Hello, Diego," Aladdin waved.

"Hola, Nathan," Diego stated as a fact.

"Hi, Tye Dye," Nathan smiled.

"So, what the fuck is up?" Tye Dye stated as fact, casually.

"Nothing, just fucking smoking," Nathan replied.

"Wanna dragon?" Diego offered one to the tye-dye gang.

"Sure"

Soon, they were all puffing the dragon. Then, by accident, Gaston dropped his dragon and burned a hole through his tunic to this thong.

Tye Dye was sobbed in pain and then WE hugged him and he felt better.

"Hi, Sabrina!" Nathan cried.

"Hi, Vionna!" screamed Diego.

"Yo, what's up?" Sabrina asked.

"Just fucking chilling…" Gaston answered.

"Nice tye dye…"Vionna commented on Tye Dye's big, long, huge shirt that dragged five feet behind him. Also, his hair was tye dyed too.

"Thank, ya!" Tye Dye was VERY happy now.

"Time is running out…."Gaston said as his clothes burned.

Diego passed out the dragons as Gaston stop, drop, and roll.

"Here you go kiddies…"Diego said.

Aladdin began to weep again as his lover was in pain, he wept all over him and put out the scorching hot ass flames.

Gaston got up from rolling and kissed his lover as a thank you. Everyone clapped in astonishment!

Tye Dye then made him some clothes REALLY REALLY REALLY fast, so he would be covered. He's like a fast clothes maker.

Everyone clapped in astonishment.

Now, everyone stared at each puffing their dragons, which were special.

"Hey, anybody got some cod?" Aladdin asked.

"Sure"

Nathan passed out the drinks to everyone and they all smiled, because cod was like the best drink there ever was.

"Natan, tell them about La Elina," Diego instructed.

BUT-the fire went out and they all instantly fell asleep, cod still in hand and their dragons in their mouth.

FIN