Gaston and Aladdin Part Four: Astonishment

By: GastonLover

"TOOT" Vionna yelled.

"Que es un "toot"? Diego asked very curiously.

"I believe this "toot" is a word used to describe fart," Nathan described.

They all nodded in understanding, Tye Dye liked the noise, so he was REALLY happy. They all began shouting toot and people walked by looked at them and laughed before they continued.

"Say, Al, when are we gonna go back to mega fucking hot land?" Gaston asked.

"Do you have a palace?" Sabrina asked.

"Ya, it's big," Al replied.

"And pretty," said the very smiley tye dye.

"and big…"Gaston said too.

"Ya….man, that's awesome," Sabrina stared at her empty glass of cod sadly.

"SO! As I was saying, Eline was a very smelly stupid woman, who always poloted everything. God, she stank!" Nathan said while everyone listened intently.

"She has a sacred dance and chant she did. She moved her hands in a circular motion while stoming her feet. She chanted BOOI BOOI BOOI-BOOI over and over and over and over and over againnnnn.

"Then, Butch ate her. Munchy munchy munch! mMmmm, protein. So, I save the day, because Butch would never have come if it had not been for me!" Everyone clapped in astonishment and Tye Dye was REALLY happy AND proud.

"Who is that Butch?" asked Gaston.

"My pet sea-serpent…."Nathan answered as he poured everyone some of that delicious friggin cod.

"Time is running out…."Gaston said as he drank his cod.

They all stared at one another and stared and stared and stared……till Nathan broke into song!

"I will be your parsnip baby!" he sang to Tye Dye, who was REALLY REALLY REALLY MEGA SUPER HAPPY! More happier than he had ever been before. His smile was so big it passed his ears!

"I will parsnip your world!" Then, Diego, pulled out his guitar and played along.

Then, everyone clapped in astonishment!

"Hi, babe!" said happily to himself.

"PARSNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!" the song ended.

"Hey, do you guys wanna go come play at my palace, manz?" Aladdin asked them.

"Sure"

"Sure"

"Sure"

"SI!"

"Sure"

"Ya….maaaaan…."

"Sure"

"We haveta get Vinchesa, NAte," Aladdin said.

"Say, how do you know about this Vinches-sa?" Nate asked slyly.

"I used to be in the band.."

"Oh, I forgot…."

"Then, marrired that puta, Hasmine, and leeeft." Diego said anger.

"Glack-a-lack-a-glack-a-lack," Tye Dye.

So, they began searching for Vinchesha. They started in a jungle in a slimy cave in a jungle in AFRica.

Tye Dye was not happy-it did not show the pretty tye dye.

"Vinchensa" they all called in harmony.

"Time is running out!" HE called to Vinchensa.

"Dragons are aqui!" Digo screamed really really loud and Tye Dye covered his ears and mouth and eyes cuz they hurt.

"He here no." Vinna stated.

THEN-they heard the schreeching of the KEVO! Tye Dye became angered and everybody stared in astonishment cuz they never had seen an angry Tye Dye before.

Suddenly! Omlette moved the boulder from the doorway, because it was too dark for the KEVO to see.

"Errrr-errr-errrrr" the KEVO said in a nasily skreechly toungue.

"Now, KEVO, leave the H-A-P-P-Y people aloooon-O MI GO! It's a TYDAIUS!" he pointed Tye Dye.

"Errrr!!!" KEVO craved for attention.

"SHUTUP, I have been so sick of being SO patient with you! Now, be quiet and lemme speak with the TYDAIUS!" Omlette, the POKEMON trainer, said.

"Today, on Pokemon, we're going to interview OMLETTE!" Nate held the microphone and spoke to the camera-which was being held by Vinchensa-they didn't notice because he was cleverly blocked by the camera.

"I'm Nate, and this is my assistant, Digo, who is hidden by the shadows of the cave! So-Omlette, tell us what are doing here todaaa?"

"Well, today, me was going to walk the KEVO, but he broke his lease, and I stumbleded across the Tydaius-in the cave-that we are currently in-and this is truly amazing to see the evoloved form of the KEVO."

"You hear that, folks? The evoooooolved form of the KEVO is our very loved, Tye Dye. His is the OOONly one in the POKEMON world." Nate commented.

Digo chimed in from the shadows, "Yes."

"Now, it's time for commercials! SO-tune in tomorrow to see the reeeest of the interview with the OMLETTE, who looooks like Ravana-he's Indian, you see. So, tune in tommmrow for the next episode of Today on POKEMON!"

"Yes…"-Digo.

They all slept on the slimy cave floor in a bed together that was provided in the cave. (vincensha was still hidden by the camera-and filming them sleeping-particularly the Tye Dye.)

FIN