Disclaimer: Everything you know belongs to the genius that is J.K.Rowling.
A/N: Very weird, but still!
It was the first day of school and the Gryffindor 6th years had Divination. Everyone but the triplets trotted up to the divination tower.
"Were are they?" Samantha asked Kathy. Kathy just shrugged and kept on walking. When they reached the top though the triplets stood waiting. 'Magical doors' Violet mouthed as the ladder slowly glided down.
"Good morning students." The familiar voice of professor Eschtrella welcomed them as they seated themselves in the soft chairs in the tower.
"Today we will refresh the start charts that you had in this class and astronomy before the summer. Violet, Dahlia and Lily. You can work together; your maps will probably be similar, but harder to make out. Get to work!" The sisters leafed forth and back in the book. Scribbling down words and symbols and constellations. After an hour of working the professor called them up one by one (Three in the case of the triplets).
"James Potter!" James brought up his chart.
"Interesting chart James. You have the element of Air, which explains your love and interest for flying. You are of inconstant quality and are born under the planet Mercury showing your wits. Though you have both the moon and Venus affecting you. Very well. Sit down and read about your sign.
"Sirius Black! Your chart shows that you are of the element earth, though you have none of its qualities, you are more a fire or air person. But I see that the earth element will affect your love life, so will the element of water even if you have nothing to do with the water in other places. You are of constant quality, though strongly affected by the cardinal and the inconstant quality in behaviour. You are born under Venus, but show little of what is connected with this planet, though it is in you. What you show are connected with the planets that influenced you when you were born, Mars and Jupiter, the sun also affected you much." Sirius nodded and seated himself.
"Remus Lupin! This tells me you have the element of air, this shows in your intellectual side, but you are also very affected by the element of water. You are of constant quality, though the cardinal shows in you. You are born under Uranus, and strongly affected by Neptune, Mercury, Pluto and the moon. Peter Pettigrew!"
"Ehh. Peter isn't in this class anymore. He switched to Advanced Herbiology." Remus said before seating himself.
"Oh well. Samantha Trotter! You have the element of water. You have a vivid imagination and are a very art-like person. Your qualities are of the inconstant quality I see, and that gives you the possibility to bring up very good ideas. The planet you are born under are Neptune, but you are also affected some by the sun. Very good chart Samantha." She handed the chart back to Sammy with a smile.
"Phelena Yole! I read that your element is air and your quality is that of the cardinal. This shows to your liking of moving. You are not a person who sits still over long periods. Venus affects you very much, as does Mars, giving you a lot of energy and initiative. Beatrice Figg! You are a water person of constant quality. Your planet is Pluto. All this gives you a very active brain, and shows that you are a trusting person. You can be very stubborn, which your friends probably know, and do not change your opinions quickly. Kathleen Rowling! You are as stubborn as Beatrice sometimes, maybe that's why you stick together so. But as she is a water person and you are an earth person there are some differences. You are a cardinal and were affected by Saturn when you were born. It does not show to much in you though, you are more affected by Jupiter." She looked at her name sheet.
"Then we have the triplets. Lily, Violet and Dahlia, come up here with your chart." They brought up the chart and professor Eschtrella studied it for a while.
"I'm sorry to say that I can't make anything out of your maps. You seem to have the qualities of the Taurus, the Twins, the Lion, the Libra, the Scorpio, the Sagittarius, the Aquarius and the Fishes. It seems like your planet is Venus, which means you should be Libra or Taurus. But you have someway or another managed to be born with all of the elements? You are of inconstant quality, which would lead to Gemini, Virgo, Libra or Fishes. All this leads to that it's the most of the Libra but this chart tell me that you are under the female, and here it says that you are Lions? And last but not least, you have all different mineral signs, although you are triplets?" Lily, Violet and Dahlia looked up at their Divinations teacher.
"I know it's weird, but that's what came out!" Lily started.
"You try. See of you can do it better." Violet finished.
"I will. At the end of this class I will have it ready. Now sit down and read about your sign. If you can figure out which one that is." Lily, Violet and Dahlia got down to their seats, fuming with anger. It weren't their fault they had complicated charts. They stared with anger up at Professor Eschtrella, seeing that each time the expression on her face became more and more confused. In the end she dismissed the class, mumbling something about seeing the astrology professor and Dumbledore. The girls went laughing out of the classroom.