Muraki's Baby
Tsuzuki looked up from his paperwork which he was actually doing for once. There in the doorway was that evil man! That tall albino stud! Muraki! Yes Tsuzuki did find the man attractive, but he killed so many people, so Tsuzuki found that disturbing. Also, his perverted fetish for dolls didn't help him none in the sanity department either.
"What are YOU doing here? And by that, how did you get into emmacho, and now, please, just leave." Tsuzuki tried his best to be polite, evil doctor or not, office protocol was heavily enforced by Tatsumi.
Muraki smiled and adjusted his glasses.
"I assumed that you would act that way with my appearance, but what I have to talk to you about is truely urgent Tsuzuki, a personal matter concerning myself, and you."
"Oh really? What? You killed somebody and would like to announce it? Or you just came here to rape me?"
"No not really, but I think that we really should take this somewhere more privet." Muraki sincere for once. Terazuma and Tatsumi looked up from going over a stack of paperwork, and Wakaba glanced over from her spot near the copy machine. Watari who was passing through the nearby doorway moved closer as to here what the too were saying better.
"Whatever you have to say, say it now! I'm not going to put up with your nonsense." Tsuzuki was starting to get angry, as he always did in the presence of the doctor.
"Really Tsuzuki, we should take this somewhere else. Unless ofcourse, you don't mind all these other people standing here evedropping."
"Whatever you have to say you can say in front of them. Besides, I thought we made a deal, that I would leave you alone after I....did you that favor. You gave me your word." Tsuzuki growled at Muraki, not liking being lied to, though he should have expected as such from Muraki.
"Fine, but gave you the option of privacy. I am pregnant with your child." Everyone in the room froze, Tsuzuki jaw dropped in horror. From the hallway one could hear Watari's voice raise in a loud shriek of, "IT WORKED!" followed by the sound of him running for dear life.
"You're fucking kidding me right?!" Terazuma was holding back Tatsumi, who was already calling shadows to his side.
"How is that possible," Tsuzuki said in a very stressed calm voice, "You're a man. Men don't have babies. Even I know that."
"Remember that round of drinks in the bar? Where you and I left early and made sweet love?" Muraki looked happy at the memory of that night.
"As I remember, it went more like this, 'god dammit Muraki! If you promise to leave me and Hisoka alone, I'll fuck you! okay! Just leave me alone!'" Tsuzuki was on the verge of yelling, the situation had gotten so odd.
"Well, we both were drunk, and Oriya's was around the corner...also that scientist was lurking around, he decided to tag along...last thing I remeber before passing out that night was that blond handing me this drink and saying it was a new type of liquor. Then I woke up, and you were there with me...why question a good thing. Then I checked Oriya's security camera, ya know, free porn and all, and well, we did in fact make love. You seemed quite thrilled!"
"More like disgusted!" Tsuzuki yelled.
"Ahh, yes, the evils of alcohol." Tatsumi pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and nodded knowingly to himself.
"Yes, well, when I got into the shower later I had a nasty shock! My phalis was missing. I was very upset until I thought of how useful that could be! So many men would be so unsuspected right up to the moment before I killed them. But I didn't look like a woman in whole, just down there, but well, I've seen women with smaller chests than me."
Watari was peeking around the edge of the doorframe, "Drats, well, at least it worked where it mattered." the blond muttered to himself.
"What does all of this have to do with you being pregnant!" Tsuzuki yelled, getting more and more upset as more was revealed. Terazuma was now on the floor, having fits of laughter, but the laughter had long since turned to a silent gasp for air and tears streaming down his cheeks.
"I'm now a woman technically, and you forgot to use a condom!"
"I'm going to kill Watari..." Tsuzuki slowly turned, joined by Tatsumi and Wakaba, who was trying to calm them, as they marched in a mob down the hallway to Watari's lab; where even now, Watari had his door baracaded and was in the process of packing and moving to mexico.
"Ole!" Watari clapped his hands and then jumped when he noticed the shadows in the room gathering.
"003! We must go now! they're on a witch hunt and i'm the bitch...erm, witch they're after!"
A/N: okay, here's the deal, we'll write the next chapter after we get at least four reviews saying yay! or nay! on our twisted story. Also, this is spawned from my two rats, a brown one named Tsuzuki and an albino named Muraki, who turned out later to be female. those rodents are the inspiration to our twisted minds. lol, Watari could almost be seen doing that though, he experiments on everyone else, why not everyone's favorite evil doctor? eh?
Mangamazoku and Animeyoukai
Tsuzuki looked up from his paperwork which he was actually doing for once. There in the doorway was that evil man! That tall albino stud! Muraki! Yes Tsuzuki did find the man attractive, but he killed so many people, so Tsuzuki found that disturbing. Also, his perverted fetish for dolls didn't help him none in the sanity department either.
"What are YOU doing here? And by that, how did you get into emmacho, and now, please, just leave." Tsuzuki tried his best to be polite, evil doctor or not, office protocol was heavily enforced by Tatsumi.
Muraki smiled and adjusted his glasses.
"I assumed that you would act that way with my appearance, but what I have to talk to you about is truely urgent Tsuzuki, a personal matter concerning myself, and you."
"Oh really? What? You killed somebody and would like to announce it? Or you just came here to rape me?"
"No not really, but I think that we really should take this somewhere more privet." Muraki sincere for once. Terazuma and Tatsumi looked up from going over a stack of paperwork, and Wakaba glanced over from her spot near the copy machine. Watari who was passing through the nearby doorway moved closer as to here what the too were saying better.
"Whatever you have to say, say it now! I'm not going to put up with your nonsense." Tsuzuki was starting to get angry, as he always did in the presence of the doctor.
"Really Tsuzuki, we should take this somewhere else. Unless ofcourse, you don't mind all these other people standing here evedropping."
"Whatever you have to say you can say in front of them. Besides, I thought we made a deal, that I would leave you alone after I....did you that favor. You gave me your word." Tsuzuki growled at Muraki, not liking being lied to, though he should have expected as such from Muraki.
"Fine, but gave you the option of privacy. I am pregnant with your child." Everyone in the room froze, Tsuzuki jaw dropped in horror. From the hallway one could hear Watari's voice raise in a loud shriek of, "IT WORKED!" followed by the sound of him running for dear life.
"You're fucking kidding me right?!" Terazuma was holding back Tatsumi, who was already calling shadows to his side.
"How is that possible," Tsuzuki said in a very stressed calm voice, "You're a man. Men don't have babies. Even I know that."
"Remember that round of drinks in the bar? Where you and I left early and made sweet love?" Muraki looked happy at the memory of that night.
"As I remember, it went more like this, 'god dammit Muraki! If you promise to leave me and Hisoka alone, I'll fuck you! okay! Just leave me alone!'" Tsuzuki was on the verge of yelling, the situation had gotten so odd.
"Well, we both were drunk, and Oriya's was around the corner...also that scientist was lurking around, he decided to tag along...last thing I remeber before passing out that night was that blond handing me this drink and saying it was a new type of liquor. Then I woke up, and you were there with me...why question a good thing. Then I checked Oriya's security camera, ya know, free porn and all, and well, we did in fact make love. You seemed quite thrilled!"
"More like disgusted!" Tsuzuki yelled.
"Ahh, yes, the evils of alcohol." Tatsumi pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and nodded knowingly to himself.
"Yes, well, when I got into the shower later I had a nasty shock! My phalis was missing. I was very upset until I thought of how useful that could be! So many men would be so unsuspected right up to the moment before I killed them. But I didn't look like a woman in whole, just down there, but well, I've seen women with smaller chests than me."
Watari was peeking around the edge of the doorframe, "Drats, well, at least it worked where it mattered." the blond muttered to himself.
"What does all of this have to do with you being pregnant!" Tsuzuki yelled, getting more and more upset as more was revealed. Terazuma was now on the floor, having fits of laughter, but the laughter had long since turned to a silent gasp for air and tears streaming down his cheeks.
"I'm now a woman technically, and you forgot to use a condom!"
"I'm going to kill Watari..." Tsuzuki slowly turned, joined by Tatsumi and Wakaba, who was trying to calm them, as they marched in a mob down the hallway to Watari's lab; where even now, Watari had his door baracaded and was in the process of packing and moving to mexico.
"Ole!" Watari clapped his hands and then jumped when he noticed the shadows in the room gathering.
"003! We must go now! they're on a witch hunt and i'm the bitch...erm, witch they're after!"
A/N: okay, here's the deal, we'll write the next chapter after we get at least four reviews saying yay! or nay! on our twisted story. Also, this is spawned from my two rats, a brown one named Tsuzuki and an albino named Muraki, who turned out later to be female. those rodents are the inspiration to our twisted minds. lol, Watari could almost be seen doing that though, he experiments on everyone else, why not everyone's favorite evil doctor? eh?
Mangamazoku and Animeyoukai