Author's Note:

Haven't had one of these in a while, have we?

Well a huge thanks goes out to everyone who actually reads this story... that's Sara and my other reviewer, Zane I think you're called, I'm not good with names, sorry, but anyway you all rock!

I can't believe how much I've actually written on this story lately... its all Sara's fault!!!

Anyway there's gonna be a field trip in this chapter, cuz me and Sam went to the Cincinnati Zoo a few days ago, and I finally got to see SLC Punk, which is an awesome movie by the way!

And I might add some more singing eventually... cuz I liked it... not to mention I liked getting Sara back for brainwashing me with that damn The Ex song by Billy Talent, now she goes around singing Kidnap The Sandy Claws... hehe!

So here we go again... more mass confusion and utter chaos, just remember "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling!"

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They sat on the bus, huddled together on one very uncomfortable seat. It was their first week back at school since Christmas Vacation and everyone was relieved that they were finally going on a field trip.

"I can't believe you actually wore that shirt to school!" Samantha wheezed as she sat between the two girls, glancing over at the black t-shirt with a picture of Stevo from SLC Punk on it that the brunette by the window wore.

"Why not... its beautiful is it not?" Jenna answered, not even looking away from the window.

"Didn't anyone say anything about it?" the red head then asked, referring to the 'I'm not a fuckin hick!' phrase on it.

"Nope, my coat hid it!" she replied dully, daydreaming out the window.

"I need caffeine!" Sara screamed suddenly, the entire bus turned and looked at her oddly.

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They walked around the zoo slowly, bored out of their minds as they watched the other students from their school curiously.

"This sucks!" Tim sighed tiredly.

"Yeah, ya think getting out of class would be a little bit better then this..." Simon added.

Jake said nothing, only withdrew a single cigarette from the inner pocket of his black trench coat and placed it in him mouth.

"Ya know the teachers are gonna kick your ass when they see you smoking!" Tim complained to Jake as they walked down the concrete paved hill.

"So what..." Jake replied as he lit the end of his cigarette. "They can't do shit to me... we aren't in school!"

"Well my lungs aren't either so put it out please..." Simon rasped with a slight cough as the smoke entered his lungs.

Jake only walked behind them slowly, keeping a good distance between Simon and his cloud of smoke.

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"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..." the blonde taunted sweetly as she tapped lightly at the thick glass barrier that stood between her and the Canadian Lynx, its pointed feline ears twitching at the annoying sound of the glass being banged on.

The three girls walked together through The Cat House exhibit, Samantha's eyes fell on the short blonde that stood before the Lynx. The red head shook her head at the annoying sight as she gave the poor cat a sympathetic look, she then shared her glance with her two friends.

As they past the glass cage Sara reached her hand out of her trench coat's pocket and quickly slapped it across the annoying blonde's head.

"Ow!" the girl shouted, causing her cries to echo throughout the darkened rooms around them.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I upset your ecosystem?" Sara asked the girl in a lost tone, glancing around them crazily.

"Freak..." the girl muttered under her breath fearfully before stomping away from the three girls.

Sara smiled with amusement as she watched the girl leave.

"Let's get outa here... there's just something about being trapped in the wonderful world of Ecto-bar glass that gives me the creeps..." Jenna then said to them, Sara and Samantha nodded and they began to look for an exit.

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They walked along, glancing from pen to cage, from rhinos to elephants... it was then that one of then actually looked at where they were.

"Where are we?" Simon asked suddenly, gazing around in a stupor.

Tim looked up from the badly chewed pencil he held in his hands, he then began to glance around them as well.

"Ah shit..." Jake sighed as he moved his cigarette away from his lips. "We're lost aren't we?"

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Sara skipped along, her hands tucked securely into the pockets of her black trench coat as she sang to herself loudly.

"Dennis the sexy ghost, the sexiest ghost I know..." she sang cheerfully, all the while people staring at her oddly.

"We need to think up another verse to that song..." Sam stated dully as her and Jenna walked behind the blonde slowly.

"I don't even know the second verse to Casper the Friendly Ghost, how am I supposed to make up a spoof off it?" the brunette answered with boredom, silently cursing the day she thought up the song Sara now sung to them.

Sara suddenly stopped singing when she noticed something up ahead them, she then began to growl meanly, the way a rapid dog would.

"Oh no..." Jenna murmured fretfully, stopping as well.

"What?" Sam questioned unknowingly as she glanced around them in confusion.

"Snoopy's back..." was all the brunette said, leaving the red head's side to slowly walk over to the blonde who was now snarling.

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"Ah, damn!" Tim sighed deeply with annoyance as he heard the all too familiar barking noises from behind them.

The three boys quickly turned around to see the girls coming towards them in a slow walk.

"Hello my freaky darlings!" Jenna greeted the boys cheerfully, everyone looked at her questioningly.

The brunette shrugged their stares away as Sara continued to growl under her breath the way an angry dog would while being held back by its master.

"Wow, how did I end up with the trench coat mafia?" Tim asked them as he glanced around the now larger group, everyone but him and Simon were wearing black trench coats.

"We kidnapped you and made you our bitch!" Samantha said suddenly, her and Jenna looked at each other before bursting into a hysterical fit of laughter.

"I'd say the bitch of the group is right there, isn't that right Snoop Dog!?!" Tim remarked smartly with a nod towards Sara.

The blonde suddenly lunged towards him angrily, snapping at his limbs the way a wolf would. Jenna reached out to grab her but was too late, she had already sunk her teeth into him.

"Goddamnit!" Tim spat loudly as she bit him on the hand, leaving teeth marks on the side of his left hand.

"Sara!" Jenna cried in shock, pulling the girl back at her side.

Tim moaned in pain as he grabbed his hand, biting at his bottom lip in agony, the brunette quickly came to his aid.

"Are you okay?" Jenna asked with worry as she reached for his injured hand.

"Yeah... I just need a tetanus shot, that's all!" he said, anger in his eyes as he glared in the blonde's direction.

"Easy Snoopy... DOWN GIRL!" Samantha demanded as the blonde began to growl at the injured boy again.

Jenna removed a napkin from the pocket of her black trench coat and gently wrapped it around Tim's hand. He looked over at her curiously, as their eyes locked she quickly looked away, shyly pushing her hair back as it fell in her face.

"Can we cut the dramatics for once? I mean it isn't even that fucking deep!" Jake announced with annoyance as he pushed past the two, breaking their awkward silence.

Sara grinned at him in agreement as she followed him down the concrete pathway, the others began to do the same.

"You don't know where we are by any chance... do you?" Simon asked Samantha kindly as he walked beside her.

"Uh, I think Jenna has the map..." the red head answered with a nod towards the brunette behind her.

"I don't have it..." Jenna said suddenly, looking over at Tim as if he held all the answers, he only shrugged unknowingly.

"Yes you do... I gave it to you when we were in the Cat House..." Sam disputed, stopping to turn towards the girl, everyone but Sara and Jake stopped walking as well.

"Well if you did I don't have it now..." the brunette stuck her hands in her pockets only to remove them again to show they were empty, Samantha sighed with aggravation.

"You can't be trusted with anything can you?" Sam grunted tiredly as she turned back in the direction they were headed in.

"Well if I can't be relied on, why did you give me the map to hold in the first place, huh?" Jenna snapped as she came up behind her and Simon, Sam only rolled her eyes, refusing to comment any further.

"Hey guys..." they all heard someone call from ahead of them suddenly, they looked up to see Jake and Sara standing a few feet away near a large sign. "We found a map..."

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"How can anyone read this thing?" Tim complained as they all huddled around the large map that stood before them in the middle of the zoo. "I mean it says this exhibit is like 20 miles away yet I'm staring right at it!" she said while pointing to the fence to his right. "I could touch it for christsakes!" he then moaned in annoyance, dropping his head as he walked away from the obviously inaccurate map.

"Well we just have to find the restaurant and we're home free..." Samantha then said, trying to encourage them. "So lets just head that way till we see anything familiar..." she then pointed to the far left ahead of them.

"I gotta an idea!" Jenna then alerted them loudly, the other five teens turned towards her curiously. "Let's split up and search for clues!" she said with a wide smile. "Daphne..." she glanced to Samantha. "You hop in the Mystery Machine with Fred..." she then turned towards Sara. "And Scooby, you go sniffing for footprints while me and Shaggy check out the basement for any suspicious activity!" she then added with a nod towards Tim.

"Riigghht..." Jake muttered unsurely, looking the brunette over closely, he then glanced in Tim's direction and sent him a look as if to silently say 'crazy!'.

"Let's just do what I said before we end up eaten by a bear or something..." Sam suggested, everyone nodded in agreement while Jenna frowned her words away.

They began to slowly walk away in the direction the red head had recommended, Tim walked beside Jenna in the back as the others crowded together in no particular order.

"So I'm Shaggy, huh?" he asked her out of nowhere, she quickly looked up at him with interest, flashing him a smile as she nodded. "What does that make you?" he then wondered.

"I'm Velma..." she said confidently, grinning childishly at him, he returned the gesture.

"I think we are even more lost now..." Sara stated, breaking their moment of silence.

"No we aren't, you're just always lost!" Sam replied smartly.

"Oh... yeah..." the blonde then realized. "So we aren't doomed?" she then asked in a frail voice.

"No we are now DOOMED!" Sam answered in an odd tone.

"DOOMED!" Sara added.

"DOOMED!" Jenna echoed from behind them, the three boys looked the girls over silently in thought.

Suddenly the girls began to laugh hysterically at their own words.

"We definitely need to get back to civilization..." Simon told the other two boys, they only nodded in agreement while watching the three girls cautiously.

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They finally found their way to the restaurant, a few faded 'DOOMED's could still be heard as they entered the hut-like building. They sat around a large table, everyone took off their coats, except Jake.

Simon stood in line to order their food as the others glanced around their new surroundings with boredom. Samantha sat across from Jenna while Tim sat beside the red head at the window, seeing since Sara refused to let him sit anywhere near the brunette. Jake sat on the end across from the empty chair of Simon's as Jenna sat beside him in the middle between him and the blonde, who sent Tim evil looks as he sat across from her.

Jenna glanced to her right jadedly, looking Jake over slightly, she then noticed he still had his trench coat on. She slowly reached her hand over and began to stroke the sleeve of his black coat lightly, once she realized he hadn't noticed her touching him she began the rub the material harder.

"What the fuck!" he said suddenly, quickly snatching her hand, tightly holding her wrist as he looked her shocked figure over suspiciously.

"I uh... I..." she began to stutter fearfully, smiling at him finally as if to say 'truce', yet he refused to let her hand go free. "How do you get him to let go?" she then asked Tim in a weak voice.

"Jake man... let her go... she isn't a cop ya know!" Tim told him sternly, Jake looked over at him in paranoia then gradually loosened his grip on the brunette.

Jenna thankfully took her hand back, examining the red fingerprints on her wrist as she did so.

"She has this thing with clothes..." Sam apologized as Jake sent everyone at the table weird looks. "It's a fetish..." the red head then sighed, shaking her head slightly at the brunette across from her.

"His coat reminds me of JD's coat... that's all..." Jenna defended timidly, giving them all an innocent expression.

"She's got a damn list of people's clothes she wants to molest!" Sam then announced with a grin.

"Really... explain this..." Tim muttered to the brunette curiously.

"Um... well..." Jenna said with embarrassment, blushing slightly at the attention that was being paid to her. "There's Jason Dean's trench coat, Dennis Rafkin's red shirt... and Selene from Underworld's combat boots..." she finished with a dreamy look on her face as she thought of the clothing she had just mentioned.

"What about pants?" Sam then asked with a cocky smile.

"I'd only molest your pants baby..." she then said to the red head in a lustful voice, her and Samantha then began to send each other longing looks before erupting in a fit of laughter at the sight of the two boys at the table, who were extremely confused.

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They slowly walked through the Manatee exhibit, the entire room was lined in glass and the walls were giant fish tanks. The azure ocean-like hue to the room cast down upon them as they strode along, watching the magnificent creatures as they swam serenely around them.

"How's your hand?" Jenna asked sincerely as she walked up to where Tim stood alone by the glass wall.

"Oh, its better..." he muttered quietly, looking down at his bandaged hand, he slowly unwrapped the napkin and handed it back to her.

"Thanks..." she laughed slightly at the gesture, she then shyly placed it back in her coat pocket.

"So..." he said, breaking their awkward silence. "You never answered my question..."

"What question?" she wondered a bit lost.

"Back at my house... when I asked you out..." he replied simply.

"You asked me out? I don't remember that happening?" she thought back on the day. "I remember Jake saying he watches porn, but not you asking me out..." she then said sarcastically, grinning at her words as she looked up at him.

Tim let out a soft chuckle as he gazed down at her.

"So if I was to ask you out now... what would you say?" he finally asked her in seriousness.

"Um... are you asking me out?" she stalled shyly, looking away from his stare, towards the water filled tank beside them.

"Yeah... I guess I am." He stated the obvious.

"Okay..." she uttered slightly above a whisper. "I'll go out with you I guess..." she murmured, his eyes lit up at her answer.

"NO!" they heard suddenly from behind them, they quickly turned to see Sara staring at them in shock. "You did not just agree to go out with him!" she said loudly in disbelief, Sam, Simon and Jake turned towards them once they heard the blonde's outcries.

"Maybe..." Jenna muttered to her in shame.

"Damn you Hitler!" Sara cried in anger to no one in particular, stomping her feet childishly before looking back at Tim with hatred. "You are the spawn of Satan!" she shouted while pointing at him evilly, she then marched off to be alone.

"She's got some serious issues..." Tim mumbled to himself before walking away from the brunette's side, shaking his head in bewilderment.

"Jenna!" she heard someone call to her suddenly. "Get over here quick!" Sam hurried her along.

She walked over to where the red head stood, which was beside the piece of glass that was cut inward like half of a sphere.

"You gotta try this!" Sam said immaturely with a huge grin.

"Try what?" Jenna asked in confusion.

Suddenly the red head pushed her against the glass wall, she fell inward but caught herself just in time.

"What the?" the brunette wondered as she reached her hand in to touch the glass as the large manatees floated about behind it, but there didn't seem to be any glass there to touch. "Whoa..." she then sighed in a daze.

"I know..." Samantha replied happily. "I mean just imagine if you were stoned or on something... you'd be freaking out!"

"Or if you were Sara..." Jenna joked, she then pulled her hand back and looked around them with curiosity. "Hey, where is Sara anyway?"

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The blonde sat on the concrete steps outside the manatee exhibit, swinging her legs back and forth with boredom and bewilderment. She sighed to herself sadly, looking downward at the dead grass below where she sat.

"What are you so depressed about?" Jake asked as he walked over to her, the others were still inside the exhibit. "I mean its not like you got you're trench coat molested earlier!"

"Wow... was that a joke?" Sara asked completely stunned, her mouth agape in false awe.

Jake only shrugged his shoulders dully.

"Tim the whore asked Jenna out..." she said finally, dropping her head drearily.

"So..." was all he said in response, she looked up at him bleakly. "I mean its not like anything is happening..."

"You know Tim." Sara commented dryly.

"Fine, if it makes you feel better I'll chaperone the dreaded 'date'!" he told her disdainfully.

"Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?" the blonde wondered suspiciously, looking him over in slight paranoia, the same way he had Jenna earlier that day when she had touched him.

"I don't know?" she shrugged again, staring down at the ground as he dropped his cigarette and crushed it under his shoe.

"Fine..." Sara gave in. "Just make sure they don't do anything worth killing them over!" she pleaded, he nodded slowly in response as she hoped down from where she sat. "Oh, and by the way..." she said finally, getting his attention as they walked back to the entrance together. "You still owe me twenty bucks for jumping in the pool!"

Jake laughed slightly as she reached in his coat pocket and handed her a twenty-dollar bill.

"You're lucky I'm not charging you for making me tag along on their little pre-sex date!" he scoffed to her, Sara glared at him as she snatched the money away from him scornfully.