Hello again! I am so very, very, very, VERY SORRY about not updateing in such a long time. I had some trouble with this chapter, & I was feeling under the weather for the longest time. But now I'm feelin' great, & my creative juices are flowin'!
Kazooie: What creative juices? Youpractically stole that song-fic chapter from Shrek 2!
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sorry about that. Kazooie's a little mad at me for making her out of character in the last coulpe chapters. I wanted to thank Nintendo Nut1 & banjkazfan for your reviews. I really thought the last chapter was too rushed, but I'm glad to see you guys liked it. Thanks again, Your reviews mean a lot to me.
(I don't own Banjo Kazooie. Both Banjo & Kazooie are owned by Nintendo. I own all three games though!)
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(#3: "Strange?")
"This cannot be true, believe it I cannot! Banjo & Kazooie are tying the knot?" Gruntilda couldn't believe what Klungo had told her.
"It isss true missstresss," Klungo replied. "The ssspy you sssent sssaw them together, & the bear proposed to the bird lassst night."
"Aargh! Oh what a disgrace! My plan will be ruined if this wedding takes place!"
"Not to mention, our deal will be off." Gruntilda turned to see a shadowy figure standing in the doorway. "So far I've kept my end of the bargain, but you have yet to keep yours."
"Do not worry my friend, all will be mended. My list of ideas has far from ended!"
"Well, I hope so Gruntilda. I must go now, but I shall return soon to see if you figure out a way to fix this mess." The shadowy figure left, & Gruntilda let out a frustrated grunt.
"That foolish creature, he's such a snob! He shall soon see that I'll finish the job."
Meanwhile, back at Mumbo's hut, Banjo & Kazooie had just told their friends the good news.
"…" Was all Mumbo could say.
"Uh…" Was all Bottles could say.
"…I…" Was all Tooty could say.
Kazooie finally broke the annoying silence. "What is the matter with you people!? Haven't you ever heard of someone getting married before!?"
"Yeah," Bottles replied. "But don't you guys think that you getting married is a little… strange?"
"STRANGE!? What is that supposed to mean!?" Kazooie sounded offended.
"Well," Said Mumbo. "It's just that… you're a bird & he's a bear… do you see what Mumbo is saying?"
"Oh, I see what you're saying," Kazooie was mad now. "& I think I oughtta pull your skull face off for saying something like that!!"
"Now Kazooie," Said Banjo. "Be nice."
Tooty looked up & saw something flying over head. She thought it looked a lot like a Breegul. "Hey, look." She said.
They all looked up & saw the bird drop something. A small parachute opened & it floated gently to the ground. Mumbo picked it up to see that it was a small envelope addressed to Kazooie. "Mumbo thinks it's for you." He said as he handed her the envelope.
Kazooie opened it & read the letter that was inside. "Oh… My… God!" She shouted.
"What is it?" Bottles asked.
"It's a letter from my parents!"
"Your parents?" Banjo asked. "You mean the parents that abandoned you when you were a kid?" There was a hint of bitterness in his voice. "What do they want?"
"It says here that they have been searching for me & that they want me to come home."
"Home?" Asked Tooty. "Where's that?"
"According to this, they live in a place called Breegul valley."
"(Humph!) Well," Banjo growled. "I hope they've been happy there while their daughter was left to fend for herself!"
"Now Banjo, don't act that way! Weren't you just telling me to be nicer?"
"This is different Kazooie! They abandoned you when you were just a kid!"
"Banjo, they probably had a good reason for what they did. The letter says they've been looking for me, so don't you think they have been worried about me?"
"They couldn't have been that worried, they're the ones who abandoned you."
"Banjo, I want to see my family. & I'd like them to meet you too. Wouldn't you like a chance to have your mom & dad at our wedding?"
"…Well… yeah."
"Well, I do have the chance. Please don't take it away from me."
"Kazooie, I'm not going to go to Breegul Valley to meet your parents, & that is final!"
"You are going with me to meet my parents Banjo!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
Bottles, Tooty, & Mumbo looked back & forth between Banjo & Kazooie as they continued to argue.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Kazooie," Said Banjo. "I'm not going! & that's final!"
Later, while Kazooie, Tooty, & Mumbo were packing to leave, Banjo was grumbling about how he couldn't believe he was going. He didn't usually hold grudges, especially against people he'd never met, but the mere thought of meeting the parents who abandoned Kazooie made him angry. But now he was going to Breegul Valley, all because he never could win an argument against Kazooie.
Banjo heard Tooty call him & he walked out the door. He gave one last look back at his little house before walking down to Mumbo's hut, where Kazooie & Tooty were waiting.
Mumbo had taken a pumpkin out of a nearby garden (Who owns those fields anyway?) & had turned it into a fully home grown mini-van.
"Let me guess," Kazooie joked. "If we don't get it home by midnight, you turn back into a rat?"
"Joke if you will," Mumbo retorted. "But this little baby will get us to Breegul Valley in no time flat!"
"Oh yeah? What kind of fuel does it take? Unleaded fertilizer?"
Mumbo just grunted & got into the driver seat of the "car". Banjo got into the passenger seat, & Kazooie & Tooty sat in back. "Well," Mumbo said cheerfully. "Are we ready to go?"
"No." Banjo grumbled.
"Great!" Mumbo just ignored Banjo. "Than let's go!"
He started the… er…um… engine & they started on their way for Breegul Valley. Whether Banjo liked it or not.
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Sorry if this chapter wasn't very good. If it wasn't, blame it on the medicine I'd been taking for my sore throat. If it was good, Just shower me with good reviews.
Kazooie: Or, I could give you his adress & you could TP his house. AAAHHH! (I tackle Kazooie & tie her beak shut.)
Don't mind her folks, just send reviews & tell me what ya thought. BYE!