Kurushimi: It seems a lot of you people are as simple as I am, so, let the retardedness (not even a word) continue! Ok, Damian, take it away!
Damian: Take what away? You told me to STOP stealing.
Hiei: Moron. She means that she owns nothing.
Kurama: Yup, not much in her name. It's a shame…
Kurushimi: Wow, um, thank you, I guess….
Damian: SHIBBY!!!
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Chapter Two: The Shiny Chess Man and the Quest
Kristina: Oh look, Kurama hit a tree.
Kaizen: Is he ok? I hope he's ok, that would save a lot of therapy time and conversations with the authorities.
Hiei: *laughs hysterically* Sucker!!!!!! *laughs so hard that he falls down, but keeps laughing*
Kristina: I don't think he's dead, just knocked out. *looks at Hiei, who is still laughing*
Kaizen: Crap. If anyone asks, my name is Rusty Shackleford. (A/N: Thank you Dale Gribble. King of the Hill rules!)
Kristina: We'd better go get him then. After all, it is the right thing to do, isn't it?
Kaizen: *stares at Kristina* What is your point? *blinks several times, waiting for an answer*
Kristina: I don't know, really. I was just thinking we could save him, and maybe he'd leave us alone.
Kaizen: Well, whatever. Come on Hiei, let's go. *picks Hiei up off the ground*
Hiei: *finally stops laughing at Kurama and shrugs* OK, why not? *follows Kaizen*
Kaizen: *grins* Hey Hiei, do you want some *pause* ICE CREAM????? *laughs to herself*
Hiei: *now rabid upon hearing the words Ice Cream* ICE CREAM? WHERE? *looks around rabidly*
Kristina: *perks up* ICE CREAM!?!? DID YOU SAY ICE CREAM!?!? *also looks around*
Hiei: *runs up to a mushroom* TELL ME WHERE THE ICE CREAM IS, NOW!!!!!!!
Kaizen: *now sugar high on Coke* WE MUST STEAL THE ICE CREAM AND KEEP IT FOR OURSELVES!!!!!!!!
Hiei and Kaizen: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! DEATH TO FURBYS!!!!!! THE SHINY CHESS MAN WILL RULE OVER ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Kristina: *blank stare* Now we all know that checkers are much better than chess.
Kaizen: This is true my purple monkey friend, yet, the cottage cheese says the Chess Man is shinier, therefore must rule over all beings!!!!!!
Kristina: Well, the cheddar cheese says that the round black checkers long to be played with much more than the Shiny Chess Man!!!
Kaizen: Is that so? Well, to settle this, I must depart temporarily!!!! *runs off*
Kristina: Right!!!!!!!!! *waits for Kaizen to return and starts counting for no reason*
Kaizen: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!! The Great Yogurt has finalized the leadership of the Shiny Chess Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei:*gasp* The Great Yogurt? We must obey, the Great Yogurt knows all, sees all!!!!!!!!
Kristina: All hail the Great Yogurt!!!!! You win!!!!!! The Great Yogurt's decision is final!!!!!!
Kaizen, Hiei, and Kristina: *bowing to large cup of yogurt* We are not worthy!!!!!!
Hiei: The Great and Powerful Yogurt has given his command, we must obey!!!!!!!!!
Kaizen: Yes!!!! You all know what to do!!!!!! *steps into a line with Hiei and Kristina*
Kaizen, Hiei, and Kristina: IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE YMCA!!!! *all three do the YMCA while singing*
Shiny Chess Man: Thou hath choseneth welleth. Duth anyone understandeth what I haveth just sayeth?
Kaizen, Hiei, Kristina: *blink*
Kaizen: You are so incredibly shiny!!!!!! *hugs Shiny Chess Man* How do you stay so shiny?
Shiny Chess Man: I duth not knoweth thee answer to thou's question! Methinks I must goeth and take over thine world. *leaves*
Kaizen: *watches Shiny Chess Man run away like a maniac and turns back to group* YOGURT FOLLOWERS, A PROBLEM HAS ARISEN!!!!!!
Hiei: *looks around viciously* Where!? I see nothing but the great light switches of tranquility!!!!
Kaizen: True this is Hiei, you cannot see this problem! We are out of Ice Cream, and my senses tell me that the Coke supply is going down!!!!!!!
Kristina: *screams* OH NO!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO!!!?????!!!!???
Kaizen: Only one thing can solve this horrible problem of Coke and Ice Cream shortage!!!!!!
Kristina: Correct!!!!! We must venture to the wonderful Caves of Chocolate, where rivers of Coke flow freely!!!
Hiei: Yes!!! There, we shall also find the answer to all of the world's problems, the Sacred Duct Tape!!!!!
Kaizen: There is no time to spare!!!!!! Quickly!!!!! To the Pickle Mobile!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: You mean it?! The Pickle Mobile!!!! Free Pickles for everyone!!!!!
Kristina: *shakes her head* No, that will not work, the Pickle Mobile goes too slow, we must drive my Top Speed Cheese Car!!!!!
Kaizen: You make a great point Kristina!!!!! Before we depart, we must replenish the supply of Gummi Worms!!!!!
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Kurushimi: You guys like?
Hiei: This is getting more amusing as it goes.
Kurama: I wasn't in it at all.
Damian: Join the club, I'm nothing but the Disclaimer dude….
Hiei: Anywho, review, we like that.