Kurushimi: MORE PSYCHOTICNESS!!!!!!!  Woo Hoo! Thanks to a virtual Hershey's bar (You know who you are) I'm ready to go again! Time for more stupidity.

Hiei: We own nothing. Well, she doesn't.

Damian: Onward!!!!

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Chapter Three: The Plan and the Goat

Kaizen: Before we depart, we must replenish our supply of Gummi Worms!!!!

Hiei: Power to the all mighty Sour Gummi Worms!!!!! *shoves a handful into his face*

Kurama: *struggling to get up from the spot where he collided with the tree* I'm still alive….

Kaizen: *looks over at Kurama and dashes over to him* Do you know where the Gummi Worms are?! *shakes Kurama violently*

Kurama: I… I …. *faints from head trauma caused by Kaizen's candy crazed abuse*

Kristina: He can provide us with no information! Let's kill him and eat him!!! He's made of sugar anyway…

Hiei: Then we can use his body and a flying machine!!!!!! What a great idea!!!!

Kaizen: Hiei! You are brilliant, Kurama's body will make an excellent parachute!!!!!

Kristina: I don't know about this… Will he be able to hold all three of us? After all, he's kinda scrawny….

Kaizen: *sugar high one more Coke* POINT TAKEN, WE MUST FIND MORE SUGAR PEOPLE, EAT THEM, AND FORM LARGE PARACHUTES THAT WE WILL USE TO REACH THE DEATH DEFYING HEIGHTS OF THE CHOCOLATE CAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristina: Yusuke and Kuwabara would work, one sugar person for each of us.

Hiei: *sugar high on Ice Cream that now covers most of his face, and some of his hair* I GET KUWABARA!!!!!! I WEIGH THE MOST, SO I NEED THE BIGGEST ONE!!!!!! *Hiei leaps at Kuwabara and begins to maul him, then eat him*

Kaizen: FINE!!!! I GET YUSUKE!!!!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER, I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU ATE MY BROTHER!!!!!!! *cracks open another Coke, chugs it, and eats Yusuke*

Kristina: Oh yeah, that's just great!!!! I get the gay guy, thanks a lot, really!!! *rolls eyes*

Hiei: *running around in circles waving his shirt around in his hand* LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY PAPER CLIP GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Kaizen: *eats Kurama too and looks around* Coke!!!!!! I need Coke!!!!! Give me Coke!!!!!!

Kristina: *looks at the now half eaten Kurama* My sugar person, my food!! *begins to chew on a nearby tree* Mmm, tree bark.

Kaizen: Kristina!! You are a genius!!! We will make our flying machine out of trees and Sticky Notes!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *puts his shirt back on* The Mighty Goat will provide the needed Sticky Notes to aid us on our quest!!! *bows to large goat that appeared out of nowhere*

Kristina: Don't forget the Bubble Gum!!!! Bubble Gum works just as well as Sticky Notes!!!!!

Kaizen: WAY AHEAD OF YOU, KRISTINA!!!!!!!! *chewing ten packs of Dubble Bubble* SUGAR!!!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!

Kristina: *stuffs gum that appeared out of nowhere in her mouth and blows 50 inch bubble*

Kaizen: *laughing like a  maniac and swallowing her gum wad* FLY AWAY!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Kristina: *laughs, causing more air to go into the bubble, which causes the bubble to pop* Damn it!! *falls*

Hiei: NEVER FEAR!!!!!!!!! *shoves Ice Cream in his face* THE MIGHTY GOAT WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Goat: Baaaaaah? *shakes head and looks around* Bah baaaaaahh bah bah!!!

Kaizen, Hiei, and Kristina: ??????? *blink blink* ??????????? *more confused silence*

Kaizen: Anyway!!!!!! Are the parachutes prepared??? We must be ready!!!!!!

Hiei: *eating Yusuke's left shoe* Yes, I was just getting one last snack before the Great Ice Cream Feast!!!!!!

Kaizen: I WANT KUWABARA'S TRENCHCOAT!!!!!! *stuffs jacket in her mouth* Mmmmm, fabricy!!

Kristina: You can have his underwear too, Kaizen! *holds up Kuwabara's boxer shorts*

Kaizen: *still chewing on Kuwabara's jacket* No thanks, just give em' to the goat. *points to the Mighty Goat*

Hiei: *snatches the boxers and runs over to the goat* OH GREAT GOAT!!!!! TAKE THIS HUMBLE OFFERING!!! *holds up boxers*

Goat: *looks at boxer shorts* What are you trying to do by feeding me those disgusting shorts? Poison me?

Kristina: *ignoring Goat and looking at the ground* Oh sick!! Kuwabara's naked now!!

Kaizen: *looks where Kristina's looking* I'm blind!!!!!!!! *throws Kurama's dead body over Kuwabara*

Kristina: *holding her eyes and screaming* Me too!!! Hiei, please, help us!!!!!!!!!!

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Kurushimi: Whatever shall the other me and Kristina do? Hiei better save us….


Hiei: Huh?

Kurushimi: Nevermind. Anywho, you know what to do. Hehe, that rhymed.

Damian: Review!!!!!