The Death of Akane
Author's note: If you don't know, Akane/Aurora/Hrdlicka-san is a preppy little Mary Sue who wants to be a rebel (you know "I hate everything because it's cool" types) who invaded Seven Sisters High in my other parody fic. Since Kazumi and Rihito were in public when they met with her, they couldn't use their powers (it tends to freak people out); she survived, even after threatening Rihito. This time, she won't be so fortunate.
----------It was quiet in the cave. Itsuki was meditating in his boat at the center of the pond, and Sensui was about to fall asleep on the couch on land. Both men loved these kinds of days, but unfortunately, the peace and quiet wouldn't last long.
"Hello!" a shrill voice screeched. Sensui sat up alarmed, and poor Itsuki almost jumped right out of the boat. "Anyone here?"
"What the…?" Sensui murmured as he straightened himself up and stood. "Who are you? More importantly, how did you get here?"
"Oh, my name is Aurora Hrdlicka, but you can call me Akane. I'm an exchange student from America, and I just moved here from Sumaru City. I was pretty cool at Sevens, because I wore the boys uniform, and all the boys loved me, and blah blah blah." She seemed to ramble on endlessly about herself, but she never got around to answering Sensui's second question.
"Mr. Sensui, please, tell her to be quiet. I'm loosing focus because of that repugnant sound," Itsuki stated calmly as she kept talking about herself.
As Sensui was about to state something, she gasped as she got a good look at him. She then screeched, "You're so hot!" She then hugged Sensui and moved her arms down to his waist. "You're so much better looking than Kibaka!"
"Who?" Itsuki and Sensui asked in unison.
"He was the super hot guy from my class back at… blah blah blah." Not even half way into Akane's speech, Sensui began charging up energy to his hand.
"Wait, Mr. Sensui!" called Itsuki. Akane kept right on chattering as Sensui turned his attention to his lover. "I'd like to deal with this problem personally, if you don't mind."
"Be my guest."
--------In a massacre too horrible to retell, Itsuki slaughtered the helpless Akane. He let Ura Otouko swallow the bloodless corpse (and prayed it didn't make him sick). A moment after the mutilation, Hagiri came in, looking kind of sleepy. He looked around and asked, "Did a really annoying girl come in here a few minutes ago?"
"White hair, purple eyes, about this height?" Sensui asked as he measured out her short stature with his hand. Hagiri nodded. "Itsuki all ready took care of her."
"At least some one did. I so wanted to put some marbles through her skull, but I fell asleep during one of her boring stories."
Sensui laughed quietly back to himself. He forgave the Sniper this time. All went back to normal, and the balance of the Yu Yu Hakusho universe was restored.
--------Closing notes: Another short and pointless parody-fic. No, I'm not trying to out perform or copy SPS-kun (I love him to death), but I felt that it was Itsuki's time to get revenge. I mean, there are girls trying to steal Sensui away from him (poor guy), and reading one too many fics about Sensui hooking up with a girl tend to do things to a person's brain after a while. Twitches and laughs like a psychopath Oh, a little side note: Kibaka is the name that Akane called Kiba Kazumi by in the other fic.