Kurushimi: It appears many of you enjoy my psychotic rantings. Well in that case, let's get on with it! It's almost St. Patty's Day! "My ears are all springy and wigglin. Woo and wee and fun stuffs of sorts" as our buddy Jin would put it.

Damian: We own nothing. But we do own the memories of every funny Jin/Hiei line! Go us!

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Chapter Four: Enter Sesshie and the Coke Bottle

Kristina: *holding her eyes and screaming* We're blind!!!!! Hiei, please, help us!!!!!!!

Hiei: *blink* Oh, OK! *pulls out two bulbs of garlic and holds them above his head, one in each hand* The Garlic of Life will heal you all!!!!

Kristina: *snatches the garlic from Hiei and shoves it in her mouth* OH YEAH! BRING ON THE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: No! That was a not a healing technique!!! *pulls out more garlic and smashed one bulb on each girls' head* HEAL!!!!

Kaizen: *opening eyes and blinking several times* I am saved!!! I see the light!!!!!

Kristina: *also opening her eyes and blinking several times* The light is blinding, but not as bad as Kuwabara!!!! Not to mention I'm guarded against vampires for the time being!!!! *runs in circles*

Kaizen: I HAVE SEEN THE GATES OF DEATH, AND THEY GREATLY RESEMBLE THE HOME OF MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A CHANGED DEMON!!!!! I AM GOING LEGIT!!!!! *grabs a two liter of Coke and chugs it* THE GREAT DANCING ELEPHANT HAS GIVEN ME A GREAT MESSAGE!!!!!!!

Kristina: Oh no! Don't tell me… He told you…. The chipmunk has pneumonia????

Kaizen: *gasp* How did you know? This is indeed an unfortunate event, we will soon lose the chipmunk…. *bows head*

Hiei: *sugar high and singing to the tune of "I Believe In Miracles"* I'VE BEEN EATING MARIGOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances in circles singing moronically and surprisingly in perfect key*

Kristina: *singing* The chipmunk has pneumonia!!! The chipmunk has pneumonia!! *dances around as well* Join us Kaizen!!! *looks around* Kaizen?

Kaizen: *chugging Coke, holds up a hand as if to say "hold on"* *belches* Yes?? *belch*

Kristina: That was a good one!!!!!!! *holds up a sign with a toothpick drawn on it and grins like an idiot*

Kaizen: *staggers over to Hiei. Sounding a bit loopy and staring at Hiei* Hey, you got a nice ass, hee hee *falls over, unconcious*

Hiei: *pokes Kaizen with a stick* Wow, this is a case us experts call Sugar overload.

Kristina: Not me. *shakes head* She's drunk. *pokes Kaizen with a stick for fun* Drunk off sugar.

*Sesshoumaru Enters*

Sesshoumaru: *looks around, looking very confused* Where the hell am I? *sees Hiei eating a tub of Ice Cream* Is that Ice Cream? *wide eyed*

Hiei: *turns to hide the Ice Cream behind his body* Mine *sticks his tongue out at Sesshoumaru*

Kaizen: *springs to life* I HEARD SESSHIE'S VOICE!!!!!!!!! *looks around like a crazed animal*

Sesshoumaru: *looks at crazed Kaizen* Did you say Sesshie? You must be one of those fans… *backs away*

Kaizen: *tackles Sesshoumaru* WANT SOME COKE?!?! *holds out a Coke bottle*

Kristina: *looking very confused by Sesshoumaru, who is currently being pinned to the ground by Kaizen* Uhh, who the hell are you? *points to Sesshoumaru*

Sesshoumaru: I am Lord Sesshoumaru!!! *grabs the glass Coke bottle from Kaizen and eats it, bottle and all* My fans call me Sesshie and sometimes Fluffy.

Kristina: Well, Fluffy. Are you aware that you have eaten the Coke Bottle of Darkness?

Sesshoumaru: *looks wide eyed at Kristina* What did you say about that Coke bottle?

Kristina: It was evil. There was a reason I didn't eat myself. You better start hackin' it up, cause if you don't, you will turn evil within the next two minutes.

Sesshoumaru: *looks relieved and shrugs* Well, if that's it, then no need to worry, I'm already evil, and proud of it.

Hiei: *grabs a bird from mid air and shoves it in his mouth, feathers flying everywhere* I second that motion.

Kristina: You're already evil? Uh oh, that's bad. If you are evil to start with, you will turn good.

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Kurushimi: *gasp* Well, kinda short, but I'm working on some other stuff. Another humor fic which should be up soon. Anywho, hope you liked it, we all must feel for poor Sesshie.

Damian: Review! MUAHAHAHAHA!