Kurushimi: Well, it appears we have some very immature reviewers in the world. So immature, in fact, they can't even share their names. I think it's pretty funny, actually. I mean, I accept flames, when they're useful. This was just a blind, and retarded retaliation for absolutely nothing. Actually, I would like to share the review with anyone who is actually reading this, and keeping their snide remarks to themselves:
From: Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and other people who hate your guts
WE FRIGGIN HATE YOU!
Kurushimi: Real creative, huh? I think this person is compensating for something, but that's my opinion. Anyway, on with this story, I own nothing, 'cept the ideas in my sugar high brain. Happy St. Patty's day! (Thanks to all of you kind reviewers)
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Hacked Up Valuables, Demon Rivalries, Politics, and More
Kristina: You're already evil? Uh oh, that's bad. If you are evil to start with, the Coke Bottle of Darkness will turn you good.
Kaizen: NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU SESSHIE!!!!!!!! I WILL SAVE MY FLUFFY!!!!!!!! *pounds Sesshoumaru on the back*
Sesshoumaru: *hacks up pieces of glass* Thank you, Kaizen!!!!!!!! *hugs Kaizen*
Kristina: *examines the pieces of glass* These might be worth something… *shoves them into her pocket*
Kaizen: WELL OF COURSE THEYRE WORTH SOMETHING!!!!! THEY TOUCHED SESSHIE'S LIPS!!!!!!! *hugs Sesshoumaru* Gimme some. *turns to Kristina*
Kristina: *shakes her head and holds glass pieces away from Kaizen* Wait until he hacks up more.
Hiei: *twiddles thumbs* What happened to you being obsessed with me? *pouts at Kaizen*
Kristina: Well, your barf isn't worth anything, now is it? *looks at Hiei suspiciously* Maybe that's what happened.
Kaizen: Oh, I still love ya, my little fire demon!!! *hugs Hiei* Even if you don't barf up valuables. *hugs Hiei and Sesshoumaru*
Hiei: *laughs to himself quietly and sticks his tongue out as Sesshoumaru as he hugs Kaizen.*
Kristina: *turns to Sesshoumaru* Your regurgitated glass pieces aren't worth a single cent.
Sesshoumaru: *glares at Kristina* I do not care! *looks away and hugs Kaizen, stroking her hair*
Kaizen: *hugging Sesshoumaru back* Yup, that's 'cause he's worth the world to me!!!
Kristina: *blinks* Anyway, are you planning on barfing up any more glass, cause I wanna sell it all.
Hiei: *stares at Kaizen and Sesshoumaru hugging* Am I worth the world to you? *pouts*
Kaizen: Oh, Hiei. *grins and hugs Hiei too* I love you both!!!!!!! My favorite demons!!!!!!
Kristina: Anyway, Sesshoumaru… Hows about you puke some time soon, I need money.
Hiei and Sesshoumaru: *hugging Kaizen, each one glaring at one another, lowly growling*
Hiei: *smirks and kicks Sesshoumaru in the stomach and laughs hysterically at the dog demon*
Sesshoumaru: *barfs and falls on the floor* You hit more than my stomach, and you meant to. *glares*
Kristina: Yay!!!! *carefully stores the vomit in a glass jar* Nice work Sesshoumaru!! I mean Fluffy…
Kaizen: *chugs a keg of Coke and hugs Hiei and Sesshoumaru* I love you man *giggles*
Sesshoumaru: *looks around* More Coke *looks around frantically* More Coke NOW!!!
Kristina: *looking at a sugar high Kaizen with her arms draped over the two demons* Isn't that adorable… *sarcastically*
Hiei: *now sugar high after downing an entire tub of Ice Cream* I love you too, Kaizen. And you too, Seshmoraru… *hugs Kaizen and Sesshoumaru and giggles*
Sesshoumaru: You killed my name… *shrugs and chugs a gigantic Coke float* I love you guys…. *hugs Kaizen and Hiei, completing the chain of sugar high morons*
Kristina: OH MY GOD!!!! *points to the sky* I JUST SAW A FLYING BOX!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Eddie? *looks around* Eddie, is that you? *looks up in the sky for the flying box*
Kristina: *shakes her head* I don't think it was Eddie, it looked more like Bill to me.
Hiei: *stares at the sky* Really? Wow, Bill and I, man, we go way back. Yup, way back…
Kristina: *still looking at the sky* Yeah, me too. Bill used to be my boyfriend… *stares at the sky some more*
Kaizen: *looks up at the group* WHAT IS THE HOKEY POKEY ALL ABOUT?!
Kristina: *looks at a very confused Kaizen* Oh, that's simple, that's how Bill got turned into a box.
Sesshoumaru: *counting on his fingers* Wow, I just realized, my name is 11 limestones long.
Hiei: Yeah, me too. Did you know that my name is four fuzzy ducks and one lampshade short?
Kristina: *stares at the two demons as they ramble on* I am so very confused, confused indeed. *shakes head*
Kaizen: Oh yeah, you think you're so smart? My name is five eccentric bears, one floppy bean, and seven wheely doohickies vertical. *shoves Coke in Kristina's face* Drink and learn!
Hiei: Yes, upon drinking, you will learn the many secrets of the life of a slinky penguin.
Kristina: *chugs Coke* Ahhh, now, like I was saying *hiccup* The power of the cheese is only in recognition with the moon. *hiccup* and *hiccup* five dollars??!! *hiccup* oh man… *hiccup. faints*
Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah? Well when the pickle electrifies the chicken, serious baby powder will fall from the ground and cure the chimpanzee of all mental ice cubes.
Hiei: *takes a drink from a Coke bottle* Hey, Seshmiraru, mind if I talk politics with you?
Sesshoumaru: *giggles* Why not? *giggles* Your hair is all pointy, like a fire. *giggles*
Hiei: Well, don't tell anyone, but last time I deposited my hat, the stork told me that I could multiply my monthly rice bowls by simply bowling a perfect game.
Kaizen: *wide eyed* Wow, that is some pretty impressive insider information. Tell me, who is your disk drive?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, I wish to feed my parrot green toilet paper so as to discover the swirly dinosaur football helmet.
Kristina: I'm awake! And on that note, the psychiatrist said that the chipmunks that have diseases are better at managing invisible money.
Sesshoumaru: *gasps* That is simply amazing!!!! Tell me who flies your kite!!!!!
Kristina: Yes, I agree completely with the flamboyant ceiling fans, it is indeed a major break through.
Kaizen: Well, my Golden Retriever said that the key to mastering the snowflake pez dispenser is to bite your elbow.
Hiei: *thinks for a moment* I see the blanket's point… *tries to bite elbow* I can't reach!!!
Sesshoumaru: There's an easy solution to that. *grins like a dufus* Just stand on a chair.
Kristina: *looks over at Kaizen* Well my Great Dane said just the opposite of your Golden Retriever.
Kaizen: *in Kristina's face* IS THAT SO???!!! HUH?!?! HUH?!?! IS THAT SO?!?!?!?!?
Kristina: Hahahahaha!!! Five Dollars!!! Five Dollars!!!! *waves around a leaf and dances in circles*
Sesshoumaru: My German Shepard informed me that when the beach towels point West, the great mob of Rabid Pencils will attack, so be ready.
Kristina: *digging through pockets* Damn it! I swore I had ten Gold Trinkets from the moon. Damn, they made great ink for Moon Cats…
Hiei: *still standing on a chair, trying to bite his elbow* Damn it all, I still can't reach!! Curse my lack of height!!!!
Kaizen: *perking up* I wish I had a tail!!!!! *accidentally goes into Yoko form and looks behind herself* AAAAHHH!!!!! I DO HAVE A TAIL!!!! *chases tail around in circles*
Kristina: *watching Hiei try to bite his elbow, Kaizen chasing her tail, and Sesshoumaru talking to a grasshopper* I wish I had a margarita. *belch* and kneecaps…
Sesshoumaru: *to the grasshopper* Give me all of your shoes!!!!!!! *Leaves the grasshopper and grabs Kaizen's tail* YOU GOT A POOFY TAIL!!!!! *giggles*
Hiei: Hee hee, that's funny. *falls off of the chair* Ow. Oh man, now I have to start all over again…
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Kurushimi: That will wrap it up for this sugar high session. I hope to get some reviews that are slightly useful, not "You suck". If you say so, tell me why I suck, I'm curious actually.