Kurushimi: Hey Yo, people! I've been having a rough day, so, sugar high stories make me feel better. No more cruddy reviews, which helped, even though my e-mail was down almost all day. Well, this should be slightly funny, it was the first time for me… I don't own, so, yeah.

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Chapter Six: Folklore; the Quest continues

Kristina: I know!!!!!!!! Let's run in circles and chant poems from random Indian Folklore!!!! *runs in circles* My bologna has a first name! It's O-S-C-A-R!!!

Kaizen: *running in circles too* CHILI'S!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY BABY BACK RIBS!!!!!

Kristina:*grabs a giant phone* 1-800 C-A-L-L-A-T-T, save a buck, or two, or three *rambles on*

Sesshoumaru: BACON AND BITS AND *stomp stomp* BEEFY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. I want chicken, I want liver. Moew Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!

Kristina: You are mistaken, Hiei. *points as if to challenge him* Puppy chow is the best!!!

Hiei and Sesshoumaru: BABY BOTTLE POP!!! BAAAAABY BOTTLE POP!!! JUST LICK THE POP, DIP IT, AND SHAKE IT!!!

Kaizen: *dancing like an idiot* AND LICK IT AGAIN!!! IT'S A BABY BOTTLE POP, BAAAAAAABY BOTTLE POP!!!

Kristina: *chewing on a baseball* Look into my nose!!!!!!! *laughs like a maniac*

Sesshoumaru: *perfectly in key and rhythm* I love my Metropolitan Mattress!!! Oooo, the things we share!! *jumps on a mysterious mattress*

Kaizen: *poking at mysterious mattress* Where did you get this? *jumps on mattress.*

Sesshoumaru: *shrugs* Dunno, Metropolitan Mattress, I guess. *continues to jump on the mattress*

Kristina: Making the World a better place!! Starts with one more smiling face!!! And Ronald's smile is just the thing!!! That makes everybody sing!!!!

Hiei: WHACK! CRACK!!!! I LOVE MY DIAMONDBACKS!!!! ZOOM! SMACK! I LOVE MY DIAMONDBACKS!!!! ON THREE, TV, THE PLACE WITH MORE STUFF!!!! *freezes*

Sesshoumaru: *thinks for a moment* I don't think I like Three TV much, I like Fox Sports Net….

Kristina: Mmmm, doughnuts…. *stuffs fist in her mouth* Mmmm, chocolate with sprinkles….

Kaizen: *shaking a frozen Hiei*  NO!!! HIEI!!!! WE MUST GET HIM MORE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!

Kristina: That's right!!! We're forgetting our mission!!! The Coke is almost all gone!!!

Sesshoumaru: *stands on a rock in a heroic pose* If that is the case, the great Fluffy Sesshie Lord Sesshoumaru is needed!!!!!!!!!

Kristina: *stands next to Sesshoumaru in a similar pose* My thoughts exactly, we need more Coke!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *shoots up and gets a crazed look in his eyes* I heard Ice Cream!!!!!! It is calling me!!!!!!!!

Kaizen: You can hear this?? *holding a gallon of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream* Wow, simply amazing… *eats some of the Ice Cream*

Hiei: *nods* Of course I can hear it, I thought everyone could, can't you? *looks at Kaizen all confused like*

Kaizen: *eating Ice Cream* Uhhhhh *blink* Well, yeah, of course *looks around* I was just testing you, that's right, everyone know Ice Cream is loud…

Kristina: Yes, or at least they should. *grins evilly* The Ice Cream, it speaks to me…

Sesshoumaru: *on the ground, his face right in front of a Poptart that is leaned up against a tree stump* You don't say? *gets off of the ground, holding Poptart and turns to the others*

Kristina: *contradicting everything Sesshoumaru says* Yes, yes it does Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru: I now know how to get to the Chocolate Caves where Coke flows freely and the Sacred Duct Tape lies dormant!

Kristina: *not listening and obviously trying to annoy Sesshoumaru* The Poptart is saying something…

Sesshoumaru: *stuffs Poptart in his face* That takes care of that, STOP INTERRUPTING, HUMAN!!!!!!! *Poptart crumbs flying everywhere*

Kristina: *blocking her face* Whoa, settle Fluffy, heel!!! *giggles* The Ice Cream is telling me how to get there!!!!

Sesshoumaru: DO NOT INTERRUPT!!!!!!!!!! We must collect the Great Glue Bottles of the Square!!!!!!!

Kristina: *still being incredibly annoying* Yes! Exactly! Correct! Right! One hundred percent! *jumps up and down*

Hiei: If it means the Ice Cream and Coke will be returned, I WILL FIGHT FOR THESE GLUE BOTTLES!!!!!! *pulls out sword*

Kristina: *sweat drops and taps Hiei on the shoulder as he swings his sword madly at absolutely nothing* Uhh, they're right over there man, free for the taking.

Hiei: *looks to where Kristina pointed and sheaths his sword* Yes, I knew that… *pulls a branch off of a tree and eats it* Mmm, planty.

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Kurushimi: Kinda short, but I'm not in the best of moods. Sugar for all! Hopefully reviews for me!(hint)