Lost in Hammerspace
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or Star Trek
I'm also making sure Talon-san approves of this as he is one of
the main Characters
Keitaro woke to the sound of Shinobu at his door calling "Sempai, breakfast"
"I'll be right there" he said as he dressed.
As Keitaro walked through the hall toward the common room he heard the sounds of several Mecha-Tamas hovering behind him, and broke into a flat out run for his life as they started to open fire. Beams of fire, ice, and electricity flew in every direction blowing apart the hallway as Keitaro managed to dodge most of the incoming fire. The shots that did manage to burn, freeze, or shock him left him a little dazed, so when he reached the common room twitching from a recent electrical shock he tripped and fell on top of Naru who knocked over Motoko leaving the three in a heap on the floor.
"YOU.YOU PERVERT" Motoko and Naru yelled
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to, it was an accident" he begged.
"I'll accident you!" and Keitaro was knocked into the air by Naru followed by a blast of air from Motoko's sword sending him through the front wall of Hinata House. Unfortunately for Keitaro, Talon is at the top of the staircase rummaging around in his Hammerspace pocket directly in his flight path and he disappears inside leaving a Keitaro shaped hole. Talon stares in shock as Keitaro's screams fade into the distance until Naru comes out apologize to Keitaro.
"Keitaro I'm sorry but you should really watch where you're going, Keitaro where are you?" At this point Naru noticed the hole and Talon staring at her with a look of disbelief on his face.
"Where's Keitaro.., what are you blind you hit him so hard there's a Keitaro shaped hole in the fabric of space/time and now he's lost somewhere in Hammerspace"
"Like that's my fault, if you paid more attention to what you were doing you wouldn't have gotten Keitaro into this mess in the first place" Naru yells shaking Talon back and forth like a rag doll.
"My fault, I'll show you whose fault it is!" the now angry weretiger yells as he leaps at Naru and the two begin to fight.
Naru grabs a nearby bench and smashes it across Talon's back who responds by kicking Naru's legs out from under her sending her into a nearby flower bed. Talon laughs at her until he is covered with dirt, flowers and a few rocks thrown by Naru who is now charging at him to deliver her patented super punch. Talon slides out of the way leaving Naru flying towards Mutsumi who has just reached the top of the staircase. Talon tries to get to Mutsumi before she is hit, but a large quarterstaff comes flying out of the Hammerspace hole and knocks Naru through the air and over the Hinata House landing face down in the Hot springs.
"Ara., I hope Naruseguwa-kun is okay" Mutsumi says as she looks in the direction Naru flew.
"I'm sure that she's perfectly fine Mutsumi, after all it's hard to kill a cockroach" Talon says grinning, and then explains what happened to Keitaro.
"Talon-kun, there seems to be a lot of stuff coming from the hole Kei- kun made" Mutsumi says as a lava lamp flies into a nearby tree and is smashed to bits.
Looking closely at the hole Talon says "We'd better do something about that hole with it stuck open there's no telling when something dangerous could fly out" and in a low voice "Not to mention something that could be very embarrassing to me"
"Not to mention that life will be a lot more boring with out Kei-kun around, and he could be in a lot of trouble right now" Mutsumi says worried. "Don't worry I'll go after Keitaro, and don't worry I'm sure he will be fine he is immortal after all. However I'm not sure what is on the other side of this hole, Mutsumi would you mind using your telepathy to help me locate Keitaro."
"Of course I will Kei-kun is very important to me" Mutsumi says and the two start to step through the hole but are stopped by Naru grabbing Talon from behind.
"Hold on you are not going anywhere, without me to help you you'll probably get lost and never be heard from again."
"What's a matter Naru afraid to loose your punching bag" Talon teases Naru who responds by whacking him with a rolled up newspaper.
The three step into the opening after finding Su and asking her set up a barrier to keep anything else from coming out. After falling through a tunnel of flashing light they arrived on the other side to find themselves in the dock of an automated Federation shipyard filled with copies of the U.S.S. Shinaho in various stages of production.
"Talon-san is this where you keep all of your ships" Mutsumi asks looking amazed at all of the futuristic Technology spread out before her.
"Well I have gone through quite a good number of ships in the past couple of years, and there always seems to be another when I need it. This must be where they come from."
"Baka, if you have this many starships just lying around why do you let all of the evil forces attack us all the time!" Naru yelled a Talon.
"Because if I did that this universe would look like a poorly written television sitcom with more plot holes than Swiss cheese, and be filled with paper thin characters." Boarding the closest one Talon proceeds to start up the ship while Mutsumi uses her telepathy to get a vague sense of the direction Keitaro flew. As they depart a message from the shipyards AI appears asking: "Talon-sama please, do try to not destroy this ship, and enjoy your time in Hammerspace."
Keitaro's screams sounded across the atmosphere of a small planet as he plummeted like a meteor toward the surface leaving a large crater upon impact. Dazed he staggers to the lip of the crater and dusts himself off as he looks at his surroundings realizing the predicament that he's in.
"Geez, I usually just wind up in some other part of Hinata when I get sent flying, this time I got knocked clear onto another planet in a different dimension, how am I going to get back this time? Oh well hopefully I can find civilization of some kind till I think up a way to get back." Picking a direction he sets off looking for some signs of civilization unaware that he is being followed several plainly dressed figures
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or Star Trek
I'm also making sure Talon-san approves of this as he is one of
the main Characters
Keitaro woke to the sound of Shinobu at his door calling "Sempai, breakfast"
"I'll be right there" he said as he dressed.
As Keitaro walked through the hall toward the common room he heard the sounds of several Mecha-Tamas hovering behind him, and broke into a flat out run for his life as they started to open fire. Beams of fire, ice, and electricity flew in every direction blowing apart the hallway as Keitaro managed to dodge most of the incoming fire. The shots that did manage to burn, freeze, or shock him left him a little dazed, so when he reached the common room twitching from a recent electrical shock he tripped and fell on top of Naru who knocked over Motoko leaving the three in a heap on the floor.
"YOU.YOU PERVERT" Motoko and Naru yelled
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to, it was an accident" he begged.
"I'll accident you!" and Keitaro was knocked into the air by Naru followed by a blast of air from Motoko's sword sending him through the front wall of Hinata House. Unfortunately for Keitaro, Talon is at the top of the staircase rummaging around in his Hammerspace pocket directly in his flight path and he disappears inside leaving a Keitaro shaped hole. Talon stares in shock as Keitaro's screams fade into the distance until Naru comes out apologize to Keitaro.
"Keitaro I'm sorry but you should really watch where you're going, Keitaro where are you?" At this point Naru noticed the hole and Talon staring at her with a look of disbelief on his face.
"Where's Keitaro.., what are you blind you hit him so hard there's a Keitaro shaped hole in the fabric of space/time and now he's lost somewhere in Hammerspace"
"Like that's my fault, if you paid more attention to what you were doing you wouldn't have gotten Keitaro into this mess in the first place" Naru yells shaking Talon back and forth like a rag doll.
"My fault, I'll show you whose fault it is!" the now angry weretiger yells as he leaps at Naru and the two begin to fight.
Naru grabs a nearby bench and smashes it across Talon's back who responds by kicking Naru's legs out from under her sending her into a nearby flower bed. Talon laughs at her until he is covered with dirt, flowers and a few rocks thrown by Naru who is now charging at him to deliver her patented super punch. Talon slides out of the way leaving Naru flying towards Mutsumi who has just reached the top of the staircase. Talon tries to get to Mutsumi before she is hit, but a large quarterstaff comes flying out of the Hammerspace hole and knocks Naru through the air and over the Hinata House landing face down in the Hot springs.
"Ara., I hope Naruseguwa-kun is okay" Mutsumi says as she looks in the direction Naru flew.
"I'm sure that she's perfectly fine Mutsumi, after all it's hard to kill a cockroach" Talon says grinning, and then explains what happened to Keitaro.
"Talon-kun, there seems to be a lot of stuff coming from the hole Kei- kun made" Mutsumi says as a lava lamp flies into a nearby tree and is smashed to bits.
Looking closely at the hole Talon says "We'd better do something about that hole with it stuck open there's no telling when something dangerous could fly out" and in a low voice "Not to mention something that could be very embarrassing to me"
"Not to mention that life will be a lot more boring with out Kei-kun around, and he could be in a lot of trouble right now" Mutsumi says worried. "Don't worry I'll go after Keitaro, and don't worry I'm sure he will be fine he is immortal after all. However I'm not sure what is on the other side of this hole, Mutsumi would you mind using your telepathy to help me locate Keitaro."
"Of course I will Kei-kun is very important to me" Mutsumi says and the two start to step through the hole but are stopped by Naru grabbing Talon from behind.
"Hold on you are not going anywhere, without me to help you you'll probably get lost and never be heard from again."
"What's a matter Naru afraid to loose your punching bag" Talon teases Naru who responds by whacking him with a rolled up newspaper.
The three step into the opening after finding Su and asking her set up a barrier to keep anything else from coming out. After falling through a tunnel of flashing light they arrived on the other side to find themselves in the dock of an automated Federation shipyard filled with copies of the U.S.S. Shinaho in various stages of production.
"Talon-san is this where you keep all of your ships" Mutsumi asks looking amazed at all of the futuristic Technology spread out before her.
"Well I have gone through quite a good number of ships in the past couple of years, and there always seems to be another when I need it. This must be where they come from."
"Baka, if you have this many starships just lying around why do you let all of the evil forces attack us all the time!" Naru yelled a Talon.
"Because if I did that this universe would look like a poorly written television sitcom with more plot holes than Swiss cheese, and be filled with paper thin characters." Boarding the closest one Talon proceeds to start up the ship while Mutsumi uses her telepathy to get a vague sense of the direction Keitaro flew. As they depart a message from the shipyards AI appears asking: "Talon-sama please, do try to not destroy this ship, and enjoy your time in Hammerspace."
Keitaro's screams sounded across the atmosphere of a small planet as he plummeted like a meteor toward the surface leaving a large crater upon impact. Dazed he staggers to the lip of the crater and dusts himself off as he looks at his surroundings realizing the predicament that he's in.
"Geez, I usually just wind up in some other part of Hinata when I get sent flying, this time I got knocked clear onto another planet in a different dimension, how am I going to get back this time? Oh well hopefully I can find civilization of some kind till I think up a way to get back." Picking a direction he sets off looking for some signs of civilization unaware that he is being followed several plainly dressed figures