Lost in Hammerspace Ch. 2

--I finally got my muse working again thanks to the Pocket PC I got for my birthday. I should be able to submit more fics now, gotta love dads who give the perfectly planned present.--

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or Star Trek

I'm also making sure Talon-san approves of this as he is one of the main Characters

On board the U.S.S. Shinaho Mutsumi was standing next to the Conn station giving a heading to the helm as the ship flew through Hammerspace closing in on the missing Keitaro Urashima.

"Mutsumi can you give us a better idea of how much time remains until we find out where Keitaro is, the sensors are picking up a whole lot of nothing" Talon asked from his seat in the ships command chair.

" Soon, Talon-san Kei-kun won't have to wait much longer before we rescue him from what ever horrible danger Naru-chan's temper has sent him into."

"Hey its not my fault that the pervert is always in the wrong place all of the time!" Naru yelled from the back of the bridge.

"Is to!" Talon spat back followed by Naru with "Is not!".

"Is to!".

"Is not!".

"Is to!".

"Is not!".

"Is to!".

"Is not!".

Mutsumi ignored the argument as she happily piloted the ship on its way toward finding her beloved Kei-kun. About a half an hour later Talon and Naru were startled out of their argument when Mutsumi exclaimed "Oh my, What a pretty planet we have here you two really have to see it"

"Is Keitaro down there Mutsumi?" Talon asked

"Yes he is Talon-san, but the Shinaho's sensors can't seem to get a good fix on his location but I'm sure that he is down there and perfectly fine."

"Well let's stop talking and get down there already you two! Keitaro could be in a lot of danger or seriously hurt."

"Naru-san you're so nice to always be worrying about Kei-kun."

"Yea right, she's just worried about getting hit with assault and/or murder charges by Keitaro's family."

Glaring at Talon, Naru growled "baka-author" and stormed into a nearby lift.

On the planet Keitaro had set up a campsite and was looking for firewood when he found a crate labeled Insta-Cabin. After looking around for a while Keitaro shrugged and his Su induced fear of strange gadgets was overridden by his need for shelter. On the way back to his campsite Keitaro ran straight into a tree which oddly enough broke into perfect pieces of firewood.

"Well this is oddly convient" Keitaro said to himself as he lit the fire and the Insta-Cabin opened up behind him.

Off in the distance another glowing Keitaro dressed in all white clothing smiled and faded out of sight as Talon, Naru, and Mutsumi appeared in a sparkle of transporter energy. Talon took out a tricorder and was scanning for Keitaro's lifesigns and getting little to nothing until Naru grabbed the scanning device and started hitting random buttons. Which produced Keitaro signals from every direction and another Talon/Naru fight that got so out of control it needs its own story.

When things cooled down Talon ran off into the jungle in the direction he had seen her get knocked during the fight,draging a unconscious Naru by her left foot. This of course was the wrong direction to find Keitaro who was only five hundred feet in exactly the opposite direction.

After Talon had been walking for a while he found Mutsumi an unconscious hanging upside down in a tree. A nosebleed or two later he had gotten her down and was surprised to find that she had a pulse.

"Mutsumi wake up, Naru and I are done fighting. Sorry for letting you get caught up in it I'm sure Naru will say the same thing when she wakes up" Talon said as he cradled her in his arms.

"..... could I have another slice of watermelon mommy" mumbled a half-asleep Mutsumi as Talon sweat dropped. After a few more wakening attempts Talon gave up and carried her piggyback over to where Naru was coming to.

"Ugh, feels like I got run over by a truck."

"Well you're at least partially right" Talon said smiling.

"Shut up baka. We are looking for Keitaro and since you and that tricorder thing are useless I say we go north. You agree with me right Mutsumi.... Mutsumi?"

"Ara...Naru-san does x equal 7z or 3b."

"Well anyway, Naru we need to be careful my authors sense is giving me a odd feeling. Its almost like there's to much positive energy with no negative energy to balance it out."

Talon laughed at Naru's bewildered expression and shrugged as he started walking north which was still not the right direction to find Keitaro. As they were walking along Naru tried awakening Mutsumi repeatedly but eventually gave up. Three hours later they had found a city populated by what appeared to be very generic looking people.

Walking around the city streets they tried to ask for help but were always treated like they didn't exist. Naru noticed after a while that they seemed two be in downtown Hinata. After seeing her favorite coffee house confirmed her supision she pointed it out to Talon.

"Thanks but I allready noticed that, see there's the Hinata house at the top of the hills. I'm sure we'll find something if we head there."

"Hopefully we'll find Keitaro or at least something that will lead us to him."

Back at his campsite Keitaro opened the door of the Insta-Cabin and found himself in a room with seven doors all labled with the names of his female tennants. On closer inspection the doors were marked ; what if Keitaro married ? Worried he'd be beaten to death if he made the wrong choice he froze up.