Title: Random Songs- the Yu-Gi-Oh! Version
Chapter 1: The Evil Jingle Bells
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. I do not own Jingle Bells. I do not own the really warped anti-Christian version of it that my RELIGION homeroom made up in Semester 1 of my grade 9 year- and note, we go to a Catholic school. Needless to say, we easily lost that 'Twelve days of Christmas' game.
Summary: Basically, just different songs with a YGO twist, emphasizing whatever happens to be on my mind, or the current holiday. Current Song: The Evil Version of Jingle Bells.
Warning: The EVIL versions are really EVIL. Most will probably talk about death, or being blown up, or something else along those lines- therefore, if the Chapter title has the word 'EVIL' in it, whether or not it's in Caps or not, and you have a thing against that kind of stuff, then DO NOT READ THOSE CHAPTERS/SONGS. Understand? Good. And yes, the Evil Version of Jingle Bells is based on the warped version mentioned in the disclaimer. Character bashing is not intented. Just sticking names in where they fit, people.
Rating: R, 'cause, well, read the disclaimer.
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Dashing through the snow, on a pair of high-jacked skis,
Stealing some God Cards, Bakura smiles with glee!
(Ha ha ha!)
Malik runs around, trying to catch up,
But he forgets 'bout the land mines, and goes and gets blown up.
Oh!
Jingle Bells!
(Bakura) Ryou smells!
(All) Jingle all the way!
(Bakura, Marik) It sure is a lot of fun to make people insane!
(People) HEY!
Jingle Bells!
(Bakura) Malik fell!
(All) Jingle all the way!
(Evil Noah)Lets go to the Shadow Realm and throw your lives away!
(All) NO!
Joey's sitting there, staring at his deck,
Kaiba has a gun that's pointing at Joey's back
(Ahh. Ahh! AHH!)
Yugi has to sigh, while talking with Yami,
Bakura looses control and plows them into a tree.
Oh!
Jingle Bells!
(Marik) I'm in a cell!
(All) Jingle all the way!
(Yugi to Yami) Maybe we shouldn't get together on Christmas day...
HEY!
Jingle Bells!
(Kaiba) JOEY smells! (Pew!)
(All) Jingle all the way!
(Yami) Or at least make sure to stay out of each other's way!
(All) Or at least make sure to stay out of each other's way!!!!!!!!!
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Yami blinks and looks around at the scene as he slowly stands up. "Where did that come from?"
Kaiba, looking around nervously, quickly hid his gun behind his back as Joey turns to look at him after hearing the song. "Erm... asking the derranged author."
Yami nods, while Yugi starts mumbling something, knocked out underneath the tree and the skis which Bakura abandoned for a-
"Who wants to stand in front of the snow mobile?"
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Kay: yeah... anyways, there will always be some things I take from one and use in the other. Like... oh, I dunno...
Shila: The thing about not getting together on Christmas?
Kay: Yeah... WAAAAH!!!!!!!
Shila: (blinks) Erm.... what?
Kay: How... what... but... you...
Shila: Eh? Oh, the door was unlocked.
Kay: ...why don't I belive you?
Shila: Who knows? Now, since I have been away for so long, do you mind letting me at least look at the screen? What are you typing while I'm talking?
Kay: Oh, nothing... but, sure, go ahead...
Shila: YEAH! (looks at the screen) Oh, it's just our convo, eh, Kay? Kay?
Kay: (blinks, looking up at Shila while continuing to poke Shila's Yami doll's hair) Yeah?
Shila: What are you doing?
Kay: I dunno... but his hair is sooo cool... I want Yami's hair... or Yugi's... or... gggrrrrr.... nevermind. POKE!
Notes
Eh, nothing much. Already covered nearly everything... oh! Although I had to switch words, and completely change a line (the one about Kaiba aiming a gun at Joey's back), and, obviously, change names, it's pretty much the same as my HR Christmas theme. We had, like, twenty.
And, another thing which you will probably notice- I like dubs. I dunno why- I guess because I usually see the dubs before the originals so I'm far more used to the dub names than the originals. Please don't kill me for it.
Song
Erm... Jingle Bells?