Title: Random Songs the Yu-Gi-Oh! Version

Chapter 2: 'Hark the Heralds'

Disclaimer: We do not own, you do not sue. Well, we do not own YGO. Or Hark the Heralds. We do own this version of the song, though. We are proud (made it up in 5 minutes, wrote it down in 15)

Summary: Basically, just different Christmas Carols with a YGO twist (And it's not really that much of a parody... but it's not a horror, either... kinda...). Current Song: "Hark the Heralds".

Warnings: The EVIL versions are really EVIL. Most will probably talk about death, or being blown up, or something else along those lines- therefore, if the Chapter title has the word 'EVIL' in it, whether or not it's in Caps or not, and you have a thing against that kind of stuff, then DO NOT READ THOSE CHAPTERS/SONGS. Understand? Good.Character bashing is not intented. Just sticking names in where they fit, people.

Rating: R (just in case... people seem to have problems with stuff like this, ya know?)

Spoilers: Yami's real name. IT IS NOT ATEM, IT IS ATEMU! ...there's your spoiler. Happy?

Song: Hark the... oh, screw this, read the chapter title.

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Hark the Heralds! Shadows sing: "Glory to the new born King!"

Death on Earth, Destruction mild, Gods and Pharaohs reconciled.

Pissed off all ye nations rise! Join the Chaos in the skies!

When we deadly hosts proclaim: "Yami born in Palace slain!"

Hark the Heralds! Shadows sing: "Glory to the new born King!"

(Baby Atemu is seen in a crib, pointing at random things which the Shadows destory. Priests etc. are running from him, while his father looks on in approval)

Listen all ye Egypt's people: Guard your treasures, big and small!

For the Thief King will be coming, and will take them one and all.

With the slyness of a snake, all you hold dear he will take,

As his revenge for the past, Atemu can kiss his ass.

Listen all ye Egypt's people: Guard your treasures, big and small!

(Bakura sneaks into someone's house, rumages through a drawer, and then sneaks out, something held in his hands. An old lady walks in, looks through the same drawer before looking through all the rest, before calling to the other room, "Sorry, I can't seem to find my thong!")

Hear ye people of the stone: Hail the child of the sun!

With his hair like Amun's rays, if you cannot find the one.

Bound by blood to that which he hates. Drawn into the story by fate,

All the souls at his feet bow, his power makes people 'WOW!'

Hear ye people of the stone: Hail the child of the sun!

(Malik is seen stabbing the hieroglyphics on the walls of Atemu's tomb, with the Ghouls and other random people, eyes blank, standing around, before Yami walks in and drags malik out for defiling his tomb)

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Yes, a sad replacement for my "O Come All Ye Faithful", which was killed by a few weeks ago when we weren't allowed to log on. Sad, ne? But I am working on restoring that song, which should be up before Christmas (tomorrow, probably, as family is going away tomorrow at 2 and is staying away until 1, or about 11 hours). So please, make due with this!

Well, ya know, it's Christmas, and I was singing Christmas songs at school, and driving everyone insane, when I happened to mention to my friend (HIYA, CELY!) what did to my wonderful song, just as Hark the Heralds, Angels Sing started playing over the PA. And voila!

Well, two weeks off- plus... erm... four assignments due the first week back, in three subjects. I didn't get my civics assignment, although I have a pretty good idea what it is....

And did you know: THE TRUE CLAUS! Warning: This article, when I eventually post it, is not to be read by those who believe in Santa. It does not say that Santa is your parents, or Santa is real: just the facts behind St. Nicholas. Which, based on this article, means that we (me, and other people in my school) Roman Catholics are either weird, stupid or both, making this guy a Saint... (read article for more info).

So, anyways.... NOTES!

1) Nya... decided to neko-fy everything again, for the last day of school in '04. Was quite fun, too, although singing Christmas songs and carols, while adding '-nya' to the end of everything made it exceptionally hard to sing.

2) That note wasn't really about this chapter. Anyway, here is a note about this chapter! THIS IS A REPLACEMENT, DONE IN 15 MINUTES. And I just flicked myself in the head with my nails. -- OOOOoooooohhhh, we're incompetent. Oh, yes, so please don't mind if it seems short. I was even too lazy to properly write out a little skit at the end. The "O Come All Ye Faithful" one was SO funny...

3) No real note. Just that P1 Atemu (Yami), P2Bakura (Thief), and P3 Malik (Marik). Just for future reference, if you didn't get it. We like P2. NOT PS2, P2! OOOOoooohhhhhh, this is confusing....

Anyways, I'm done! And Sunday is the Neko Episode ("The Good Dog, Rush!"). Yes, it's not YGO, its MMBN, but I find it soooo adorable when they all turn into cats! So, yes, I shall be happy for the next little while.

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! And all that crap...