Title: Random Songs the YGO version
Chapter 2: The evil version of "O come all ye faithful"
Disclaimer: We do not own. Okies? We own our stupid computer that keeps dieing, and our just-as-stupid printer that doesn't print anything. But not YGO. Why? Cause we are poor. Sad sad.
Warning: Come on, with the evil twins in here? There's not a warning strong enough to... explain certain things that I might mention in the song. And not only that, this is the one that was supposed to be up TWO WEEKS before Christmas, but was being EVIL! So yeah, really old Christmas music. Beware.
Re-cap (last chap): The Evil version of Jingle Bells.
Spoilers: Not much. Maybe a few relations back to AE or Waking the Dragons, or something to that effect.
Rating: R
Song: O Come All Ye Faithful
O come, item holders,
Come all who wear gold,
Come, all ye who have tried to kill Yami.
Come and behold him,
Ancient Pharaoh of the past,
O come let us kill Yami,
O come let us kill Yami,
O come let us kill Yami,
'fore he kills us.
(Marik and Bakura are seen trying to sneak into the Kame Game shop, only to be blasted back by a floating figure with really spikey hair who's entire body is translucent)
O come, pysco blondie,
Come ye who is evil,
Come ye who wants to kill everyone
Come, not-true Yami,
Who's more insane than Bakura,
O come freaky spikey,
O come freaky spikey,
O come freaky spikey,
Who stabs people.
(Yami Malik is running around with the hidden knife in the rod after randompeople, trying to attack them. Then hedecides that running is too below the new Pharaoh, and summons the Shadown Realm instead)
Harken O blondie
Harken to your Yami,
He's trying to get you to killYami.
Maybe you should...
'fore he sendsyou to the Shadown Realm
Maybe you should kill Yami
Maybe you should killYami
Maybe you shouldkill Yami
Or... maybe not.
(Yami Malikhas a hold on Malik's wrist, and is trying to push his hand (with the rod's knife) towards a sleepingYugi... until Yami appears out of nowhere and kicks them both out ofthe house.)
Hear little whitey
Hikari with the Sennen Ring,
Hear ye who has thosekawaii big brown eyes.
Listen dear Ryou...
If Bakura's not listening
Let us save dear Ryou,
Let us save dear Ryou,
Let us save dear Ryou
And hope we're not killed.
(An also-sleeping Ryou is being watched over by Bakura, who glares at even the slightest noise, before relaxing... and then a stampeed of fan girls come to save Ryou, who are then blasted away by some light coming from Bakura, who they can't see.)
Hail insane Whitey
Hail the King of Theives
Who is a theif and a stealer of souls.
Try not to run but it really dosen't matter
For Bakura will find us
For Bakura will find us
For Bakura will find us
With the Ring
(Bakura is seen walking along, the Sennen Ring in his hands, blasting whoever he sees that gets in his way. When the Ring finally points somewhere, he follows it to see a sing on a movie theather saying "The World-Wide second-release of the Mummy!", which is immediately blasted away)
Scream, scary fan girls
Scream in exultation,
Scream for before you is Seto Kaiba
Scream 'cause you know that Kaiba is just way too cool.
O come let us steal Seto
O come let us steal Seto
O come let us steal Seto
And dress him up.
(Kaiba, surrounded by random fan girls, is dressed in an old-time dress, a bonnet, and is having pictures taken with random girls, all the while saying something about black-mail)
O come little Yugi
Bearer of the Puzzle
Come ye who is called Yu-Gi-Oh.
Come ye who's hair adds a foot to your height
O let us poke your hair
O let us poke your hair
O let us poke your hair
With pretty streaks
(Yugi is making a presentation to his class when a random fan girl runs into the class room, spends about five minutes poking Yugi's hair, before jumping out the window, Yugi and the rest of the class sweatdropping.)
Yami scoffed as he read this song. "One would think that she would know to call me Atemu, not Yami."
"But I call you Yami, and so does everyone else." Yugi reminded his other half, still a little embarrassed about the poking of his hair.
Malik, having snuck up with the others while the two were reading the song, starts poking both Yugi's and Yami's hair. "Hey! Look! I'm a fan girl!"
Malik's yami quickly pulls Malik away for some... punishment, trying to save both of them embarrasement.
Seto frowns as he reads. "I thought that these pictures weren't going to leak out..."
Bakura, hearing him speak while Ryou tries to placate Yugi and Yami (well, mainly Yami) comments, "Maybe you should wear a dress more often, Kaiba. It seems to suit you."
"You would know, Whitey."
"I like my hair, thank you very much."
Kaiba, deperately needing a come back, looks at the screen in feigned boredom. "Well, at least I don't obsess over anyo-"
"I do not obsess over Ryou!" Bakura snears at Kaiba... all the while grabbing Ryou by the wrist and dragging him towards him, letting Yami have enough time to go attack Malik and Yami Malik.
Kaiba rolls his eyes, before going back to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, while Bakura starts reprimanding Ryou sternly about talking to stangers.
Yugi, deciding to see what was people's fascination with poking his hair decides to try it, and finds it quite soft and fluffy. He stops for a moment to go look in the mirror, realizing something else the song said, ignoring the explosion coming from where Yami, Malik and Yami Malik were.
"...I'm not THAT short..."
Fianl thoughts:
"Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke..."