Sarasaki High's Gaffe
Chapter Eight - Gaffe's House Affray
"Days swiftly come and go. I'm dreaming of her." A boy standing on Minat'te's fireplace stomp said while two other boys played some drums and guitar. "She's seeing other guys, emotions they stir. The sun is gone. The nights are long and I am left while the tears fall." The boy said as people came in boisterously.
"Did you think that I would cry, on the phone? Do you know what it feels like, being alone? I'll find someone new. Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of.. my-" could be heard outside.
Botan had invited almost the whole Sophomore squad over. Everybody kept the house clean, somehow but had a ball, fights and drinking contests. Keiko and the rest hadn't come yet.
'Hmm.' Botan said walking around with a long dress being drug behind. She was dressed like a vampire. The fangs, her hair was white already, he outfit, revealing a lot of skin above her hips and slits. She even had the long push-on black fingernails.
She walked around the house, looking for her friends, finding no result. The door rang as she jumped, "That's them!" She shouted as she ran, bumping into lots of weird costumed people. One had the urge to jump in her face with a ware-wolf costume and howl as it echoed by the others that were dressed alike.
She shoved him out the way and walked to the door. "Boo-gah-boo-gah-boo-gah!" A man with a sheet over his head said walking into the house. Botan wanted to laugh but sighed instead, 'Where could they-'
"Ouch!" She heard a guy shout as she spotted somebody's hand in the closed door. "Hey!" He shouted to get Botan's attention as she opened the door with a grin, only to lose it when she saw somebody else she didn't know.
"Hey Botan!" She heard someone chirp from her side, 'nobody other than Yukina!' Botan thought as she turned to see Okita, Ryo, Tang and Saluki along with Masqoshki.
"Hi guys!" She said grinning, "I was hoping someone would come I knew." She said examining a girl get on the living room table and go crazy with her nurse outfit on.
"Thanks for inviting us!" Okita chirped again. She was wearing a light pink princess outfit. Ryo, being gay, wore a drag queen costume and walked in swinging his hips as Botan laughed. Saluki came in wearing the total opposite from Ryo, football outfit. Botan smacked her helmet as she ran inside.
Tang came in, wearing an old professor's outfit and wrinkled mask. He had a lump on his back to make him look old and weird. He walked in as some girls screamed from him sneaking up on them.
Botan was just about to close the door when she heard a raspy voice and a squeaky one shout, "Matte Botan!" Yukina, the ivory princess and Kuwabara, the ivory prince stepped in both with ivory green. ^-^
"Ooo, kawaii." Botan said as Yukina twirled around. They both had on crowns and royalty costume stuff. They two walked in after complimenting Botan's dark look.
Botan checked outside to see if there were more people, matter of fact, there was a whole squad of cheerleaders and M&M's walking in. Botan laughed at the M&M who couldn't get inside.
Finally, "BOO-HA-HA-HA!" Botan heard somebody behind her as she gripped the door knob. Yusuke, the gremlin, walked inside with a BIG baby. Keiko had on a one piece baby sleeping outfit with two pigtails and a pacifier. "Hey Botan, cool costume!" She shouted as Botan's eyes widened.
"Keiko! You're a big baby." Botan said, as if she didn't know and laughed because of her button up-spanking part. One of the buttons were loose, revealing a little of her buttocks. Botan shook her head.
She closed the door in somebody's face without noticing. "I'd like to come inside please." Kurama said knocking on the door. Botan gasped and turned to open the door to see Kurama with a sly smile.
"Gomen Kurama-kun." She said giggling, "Please. Come in." She said in a vampire accent, bowing before the male vampire. Who walked in casually with his cape flying behind.
"Ooo nice costume." She complimented when she saw his fake bloody teeth, "you look so kawaii in a dark way." Botan covered her mouth. Kurama's eyebrow went up in surprise, "Ah-ha. So, will you enjoy a walk with me later on?" He asked taking Botan's hand as she turned back into her bubbly form.
"Ahehe ok Kurama-kun." She said in a sing-song voice as she made her way away from him. Kurama shrugged and walked into the back room. Botan walked around to see who was missing.
"Nobody.. hmm." She thought tapping her chin. "Yukina and Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko and Kurama." Botan said and clapped her hand, "All here!" She said and walked into the main room where everybody were partying.
During the party, occasionally, Kurama, Masqoshki and some other boys would ask to dance with her as she gladly accepted, except the perverting ones. -_-
The party had began to die as music still played aloud the neighborhood and people lying around on the couches and the floors, still trying to drink and dance. Botan yawned, 'how can such a party be boring.'
She looked around for any sign of Keiko and Yusuke and found them talking to some redhead in a playboy bunny outfit. She then spotted Kuwabara and Yukina dancing and Kurama.. nowhere.
She looked outside, to find a few people making out beside the house and on the porch. She walked around the house, nobody in sight. Then, "Well I really appreciate you letting me into the house."
She heard a kind of deep voice, and glanced around. "Hello?" She said as she saw the black figure approach her in his usual appearance. "Oh, you." She said nervously.
"Well I decided to come, nothing there was to do and although I come, I didn't dress up like you pathetic tarts do." He said as he looked down to see his cloak and boots. "It fits though."
"Yeah!" She said sweating.
"What a crazy thing to say, but I think you look better with that kind of clothing on." He said as he looked at her black dress with blood red trimmings. She looked at her chest and blushed.
"Arigatou I think? Come inside." She invited the koorime into the house. When he walked in, everybody looked at him, then continued to do what they were doing.
"Nice outfit cutie." Some girls would come by complimenting him. Some of the girls had boyfriends and made them give Hiei a glare, Hiei would get ready to attack but,
"No use of that Hiei-san. Don't waste your time on something so worthless of fighting, ne?" She asked as he was astonished by her sudden suggestion.
"I'm amazed to hear that coming from you.. 'worthless.'" He smirked. "But you are right. I'd kill all you no-good for fighting humans in a heart beat." He crossed his arms, leaning against the wall.
"Even her?" Botan pointed to the aqua headed girl, wearing her green flared out ball dress. Hiei's eyes widened.
"Woah." He said aloud as Botan smiled.
"I know. Such an angel, she is a real princess isn't she?" Botan thought as the innocent girl giggled at something Kuwabara said as a slow song came on and they began to dance.
"I wish she would only back off that stupid oaf." Hiei sighed, "What would I look like with a step-brother like him?" Botan laughed,
"Oh Hiei." She said, "I think they make the perfect couple." She said, getting a grumble from the annoyed Hiei. He wasn't enjoying the sight of his little sister being cuddled with some ol' dumb baka.
"Relax." Botan said as she said getting ready to walk away from him. Hiei didn't say anything but made a certain, foot move to make Botan glance back.
"Where are you going?" He asked, surprising her.
"To.. go enjoy the party." She said looking around baffled, "Why do you ask?"
"I'm not used to hanging with people I do not know. Especially if they're not demons." Hiei said glancing around at the students, acting wild.
"Well, get to know them. Then you wouldn't have to worry about being around strangers." She said with a weird smile and marched away. Hiei sighed.
Botan walked up the step to look for Kurama, who was nowhere in sight of the foot steps she had already stepped in. 'I wonder where is.. he.' She heard a lot of giggling in her little brother's room.
"Um." She hesitated, knocking on the door as she opened it and saw a bunch of girls, holding Kurama down on the floor and asking him embarrassing questions. Kurama stayed calm, at least he looked.
"So Shuichi, answer our question. Are you a virgin!?" A girl shouted as Botan looked at them with disgust. She walked into the room with her hands on her hips and cleared her throat.
"I don't think that's any of your business." Kurama said pulling away from the girls, careful not to hurt them.
"Isn't Shuichi-chan so kawaii? Here," the girl said making a spot for Botan to sit, "Join us and ask him his most secret embarrassing questions!" The snobby teen said as the others giggled.
Kurama looked at Botan, like a pitiful dog who hadn't eaten for days or who was abandoned some how. "Get away from Ku-err-Shuichi!"
One of the girls looked at her weirdly. "Are you crazy or just stupid? Everybody would want to do this if they had the chance to!" She shouted as one girl tugged Kurama's shirt up.
"Isn't his figure so kawaii and muscled." Botan couldn't stand the snobby teenage act anymore and snapped, "Get the hell out of my brother's room! Better yet, out of my house!"
She shouted as the preppy girls, who were dressed as cheerleaders got up and spat at Botan. Kurama sat up, his hair messed up and his face, without his usual glow.
"You ok Kurama-kun?" Botan asked squatting beside him as he rubbed his head and squeezed his eyes together. 'Hmm.' He thought.
"Yeah-" He said trying to stand, "OW! My back, the pain." He said lying back down on the floor. Botan gasped as she helped him relax back onto the floor. "Kurama-kun!" She said not knowing what to do.
"Oh Botan, I think I'm going to die." He said, shutting his eyes slowly. 'She's so easy to get.' He said as Botan gasped again and began to hug him up. As he shut his eyes and let his body loosen Botan squealed.
She shook him, "Kurama!" She shouted as she shook him harder. Kurama's eyes opened weakly,
"Oh Botan, a little closer, I have to tell you something." Kurama said as Botan leaned closer to him. "A little more." He said as she followed.
"Nani?" She asked as Kurama laid silent. He put a hand on the back of her head and pulled her into a kiss as she shrieked, breaking them apart. He chuckled.
"Oh Kurama-kun!" She slapped him and shoved him off of her, as she stood. "I can't believe you! I was worried." She said crossing her arms and shifting her weight to each leg rapidly.
"Ok Botan-" He said holding the side of his face, getting up. "I was just kid-"
"Grr!" She said before walking from the room with him on her tail.
"Botan you know I was just playing with you." Kurama said still chuckling as she kept quiet. "I'm not that type of guy." He said looking at her seriously.
Botan looked at him and then walked down the steps. "Yeah Kurama-kun. I'm suuure you were just trying to have fun." She said still trampling down the steps.
Kurama sighed, 'Ok, great.' He said walking down the steps behind her.
She bumped into Keiko who spilled her drink on Yusuke, who spilled his drink on Kuwabara, who spilled his drink on Yukina.. which was a water. "Eek!" Yukina squeaked.
"Oh I'm so sorry Yukina!" Kuwabara shouted and took Yusuke's outfit to wipe off the water on Yukina's costume. "Oh Yukina." He said as Yusuke shoved him off of him.
"Hey!" Yusuke shouted, making everybody stop dancing.
"Uh oh, Urameshi's starting a fight." Somebody whispered.
"Urameshi, you made me spill the drink on Yukina-chan!" Kuwabara said getting in Yusuke's face as everybody got boisterous for a second. Keiko tried to back Yusuke up.
"Move Keiko-" "Yeah move so I can hurt this punk." Kuwabara said as Yusuke growled. "Move Keiko.. so I CAN KICK HIS ASS!" Yusuke pushed through Keiko and to Kuwabara.
"Boys!" Botan ran between them, "It's my fault. Now don't fight in my house!" She shouted as Kuwabara and Yusuke didn't move anything but their eyes to her.
"Yeah um, I ran into Keiko, which she spilled in on you, which you spilled it on Kuwabara, which he spilled it on Yukina-" Botan smacked her hands to her sides, "So, it's neither of your fault."
It was silent for a second....
Nobody moved, anxious to see what happens....
"Wham!" Yusuke smacked Botan in the head, "Look at my costume now!" He shouted while everybody laughed. Botan had stars going around her head as she laughed coo-cooly.
"Dahahaha Yusuke." She held her hands up innocently. Keiko slapped Yusuke and took Botan's hand, pulling her outside.
Kuwabara and Yusuke decided to get into a more, less violent battle.. drinking contest. "I bet I can smoke you!" Kuwabara shouted.
Yukina followed the two girls outside, "Where are you going?" She asked in her tiny voice as Botan and Keiko turned around, "Nowhere Yukina-chan." Keiko replied.
"Oh." She said, sitting on the front step beside the two.
Keiko waved a hand in Botan's face as Botan grabbed it, "Keiko, I am not drunk." She said looking at her with blinking eyes. Keiko laughed,
"Ok. So what were you in a hurry for?" She asked, curious of Botan's incident running into her.
"Oh nothing." Botan smiled cheerfully and lied.
"Botan I know when you're lying!" Keiko said closing her eyes. u_u
"Yeah cause you make that kitty face." Yukina said covering up her mouth as she giggled. Botan turned her head away as she meowed and made her kitty face,
"Oh no!" Botan turned around with her regular face and put her hand behind her head, "Oh you two are so silly." She said laughing a phony laugh.
"Botan." Keiko and Yukina said at the same time, waiting for her to come clean.
Botan sighed, "I guess you can never fool your friends." She said trying to change the subject as the two sighed. "Ok, ok. I was running because-"
"Because what?"
"Because-" Botan got up and walked over to a bush that was rattling. "Because I wanted to.." Her voice trailed off as she wasn't paying attention to what she was saying.
Yukina and Keiko watched her walk beside the house and scream. They jumped up as Botan ran around to the front and hid behind them. Two guys appeared with Scream and Michael Myers costumes.
Yukina and Keiko laughed as Botan kept screaming, "Look! It's that guy from the movie we watched last night Keiko!" She said backing away as the two approached the girls.
"Ahahaha, no." Chirped a friendly voice as he pulled the Scream mask off, revealing short red hair and pretty blue eyes, "It's just me, Jin!" He said laughing again.
"Oh! The guy that was all nice to Yusuke from that Tournament. What are you doing here?" She asked as the red head smiled,
"I don't know. I just heard about some party at Yusuke's and I look across the street and boom." He said as the other person pulled off his mask.
"Yeah, this party was pretty big I'd say." He said grinning at Keiko and Yukina.
"Sazuka." The three girls said in shock,
"Pretty Sazuka that is." Yukina said, smiling once again, cheerfully as ever as Kuwabara overheard it.
"Yukina!?" He shouted, "Who's pretty?" He said taking his eyes off of him, to Sazuka and Jin, "Ah!" He shouted, "What the heck are you guys doing here?" He asked as Jin chuckled again.
"Well mate we just heard about some party over Yusuke's but found it here." Jin shrugged as Sazuka stood silently glancing over the group.
"A ha ha!" Kuwabara snorted, "Urameshi get your butt out here!" He shouted as Yusuke came out holding his head from a headache.
"What you ol' oaf?" He asked looking at the grinning red head and blondie boy. "What the hell are you guys doing HERE!?" His voice tone elevated.
"Hey mate!" Jin waved with a sheepish grin, "Long time no see huh?" He said as Sazuka also waved a short saluting wave, "Urameshi, we meet again." He smirked.
"Man how'd you find out about the party?" Yusuke's voice weakened as the girls began to walk away to get privacy. They walked over across to Yusuke's house and sat on the curve.
"Now you know the party is going to get up started when you're not there Botan." Keiko said as Botan quirked her eyebrow, "Not in a bad way. You know, they take over your house."
"So Botan." Yukina said looking at her, "What were you getting ready to say before we were interrupted." She asked as Botan smiled and began to play with her fingers,
"Oh Yukina, you're like a computer disk, never losing your memory. Except the fact that Hiei is your brother." Botan blurted with a snort, "I mean, how could you-"
"Botan!" Keiko's eyes widened. Botan froze, blue under her eyes.
"If you tell her, I'll kill you." Hiei said in her head as an image of Hiei's face popped up.
"Huh?" Yukina asked, baffled. "What's this?"
"Nothing Yukina." Keiko fanned her, "So Botan!" She shouted, hopping up and down. "Tell us!"
"Ok. I was running from Kurama." She said rolling her eyes.
"Why?" Yukina asked, confused again.
"Botan likes him." Keiko filled the blank in Yukina's head. Yukina giggled.
"No I do not!" Botan stood, her hands clenched.
"It's ok Botan." Keiko said closing her eyes again, "I love Yusuke without a shame." She smirked.
Botan sighed and slumped down beside her, "Well he pulled me into a kiss." Keiko busted out into laughter and leaned against Botan,
"And you ran from that?"
"No Keiko! He was in Ryo's room with these preppy girls, who were asking him embarrassing questions, and I told them to get out. He played like he was hurt and then he tricked me." She mumbled with her arms crossed.
Yukina and Keiko laughed as Botan growled at them.
"Sorry Botan but if I got a kiss from Kuwabara I wouldn't run from him." Yukina didn't get it.
"Well Yukina she's trying to say Kurama kissed her without her permission." Keiko explained.
"How could he do that?" Yukina still didn't get it. Keiko waved her hands up in the air as if saying 'forget it Yukina.'
"Didn't you enjoy it?" Keiko asked, elbowing her as Botan slapped her shoulder.
"Keiko, no." She said turning to face across the street. Keiko stopped joking and turned to Botan with a serious expression,
"Botan, it wasn't that bad was it?" She asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Yes! He had me feeling stupid. Plus, I said I didn't like him." Botan said playing her fingers again. She watched as a big group of people walked out her house loudly down the street, to another party.
"Oh Botan, I thought you were just ashamed of admitting it." Keiko said looking to her baby bootie shoes. "If you don't like him, who do you like?" Keiko asked, suspiciously.
"I kind of like Masqoshki, he's nice." She said looking around nervously, "But it's somebody else but I just can't think of him right now." She said as she heard foot steps and a rush of wind.
Yukina looked behind her, "I thought I heard something." She stood and looked behind her at Yusuke's bushes, 'Hmm.. Hiei?' She thought.
"Me too." Botan stood up as Keiko soon also joined them. Keiko shrugged,
"Well I ought to be going." Keiko said turning towards Botan's house, "Yusuke's probably drunk. I'm getting tired anyway." Keiko said yawning.
"Aw Keiko, that was so kawaii when you yawned. You really did look like a big ol' baby." Botan said laughing. Keiko blushed,
"I'll see you two later ok, ja ne!" She said running across the street as a car came flying.
"Keiko watch it!" Botan shouted as the car slapped on brakes and swerved towards Yukina and Botan. They both squeezed their eyes shut as they were taken out of the way.
"Botan! Yukina!" Keiko screeched as the group of people all watched, worried. Keiko ran over to the spot where they were and saw nobody. "Yukina!? Botan!?" She looked around, "Girls?"
"Keiko, are you alright?" Okita and Saluki ran over with Tang, Masqoshki, and Ryo. "What happened?" Okita put a hand on Keiko's shoulder.
"I don't-" Keiko glanced around again, "I don't know. A car came flying and slapped on brakes, swerving over towards them!" She said running over to the blue car.
"Botan!" Keiko looked under the people's cars. A girl opened her car door,
"What are you doing?" She asked as Keiko stood back up and looked at the tall blonde woman.
"I- my friend! You hit my friends!" Keiko shouted walking over to the side where the lady was, The lady took off her shades, "I beg your pardon."
"You- you hit my friends!" Keiko stuttered again and began crawling around on the ground, "You hit my god damn friends!!!" She shouted at the lady as she hmphed Keiko.
"You little brat I barely hit you and I swerved, hitting nobody!" She tilted her straw hat out of her face and stuck out her bottom lip, with heat passing out her eyes.
Yusuke, Jin, Sazuka, and Kuwabara ran over to Keiko who was going outrageous on the lady, insulting her and blaming her.
"Keiko!" They all called over and over, "What happened Keiko?" Yusuke asked, holding her shoulders. Keiko fought Yusuke to get out of the way. A huge crowd surrounded them.
"Keiko!"
"Yusuke this wench hit Botan and Yukina!" Keiko shouted pointing at the lady who's mouth flung open.
"I did not." She said shaking her head.
Kuwabara fainted as Sazuka caught him, Yusuke's eyes widened. "She hit Botan and Yukina!?" He got in the lady's face and began arguing with the lady same time Keiko did.
Jin stopped the argument. "Ok, ok calm down. If they were hit, they would still be around here somewhere." He suggested as everybody started looking around to see nobody.
"They're not here." Keiko said in a small voice.
"See! Now, move out of my way, you little sons and bitches of bastards!" She shouted as everybody gasped, ready to beat the lady down. She jumped in her car and sped off, at the same pace she almost hit Keiko.
"What a witch!?" Yusuke shouted, throwing a rock at the back of the car.
Keiko sighed, "Lets just find Yukina and Botan ok?" She said walking around the houses nearby. Yusuke, Jin, Kuwabara, Sazuka, Okita, Saluki, Tang, Ryo and Masqoshki began searching.
The rest of the people excused themselves from the party of Botan's. A couple of people actually volunteered to clean the house for her before leaving.
Kurama had been knocked out sleep, on Botan's bed. (Who knows, maybe running from more girls? (^_^))