What to do when you have a severe case of writers block.
Lahmp Fondleoza and her boyfriend Joc Strappe took a moonlit stroll along
the lush vegetation near the Hogwarts courtyard.
Lahmp was a gorgeous island girl. She wore only neon orange bikinis under her Slytherin robes. She had long curly hair that cascaded down her back in soft ringlets. Her only flaw was that she had HUMONGOUS teeth. Her teeth protruded from her mouth, and there was no magical spell to shrink them because they were a curse. Her boyfriend Joc was equally gorgeous. He had dark handsome eyes, and shaggy blonde hair. He as well had one major flaw. It was his massive belly button. It was a gaping hole, three inches in diameter. The two were perfect for each other.
"Let's talk about SEX baby, Let's talk about you and ME!" Lahmp screamed hornily, quoting a Salt N' Pepper song.
Joc's wand began to levitate, and he eyed her hungrily. They banged like rabbits on top of the lush vegetation, in the middle of the Hogwart's courtyard, until Snape came creeping behind the mating couple.
"Mmmmm," Snape growled huskily.
"MERLIN'S BEARD! ITS SNIVELLY!" Lahmp cried out, but sounding intrigued.
"Just call me Rico SUAVE!" Joc smiled happily, his wand still levitating.
Snape ripped off all of his clothes and began to fondle his throbbing muscle of love. He then stopped and turned to Joc.
"Shall we?" Snape proposed in a deep throaty voice.
Joc nodded and followed Snape into the Forbidden Forest. Lahmp trailed behind, wearing nothing but an amused smirk on her face.
At that exact moment, Harry and Ron came outside, with Hermione floating in front of them.asleep.and NAKED.
Hermione began to stir, and screamed, "RONALD WEASLEY AND HARRY POTTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
The two smiled maliciously, and kept walking with her floating in front. She struggled and tried to cover her body, and realized she was in a full body bind.
"Well this is provocative," a mysterious voice commented from the darkness.
They all whipped their heads around to locate the TOO HOT TO HANDLE voice.
A devilishly handsome man strutted from the woods, wearing nothing. "Black, Sirius Black that is" he said masculinely.
"SIRIUS HELP ME!!!!" Hermione cried, not noticing his nakedness.(because she's extremely daft)
Sirius grinned and answered, "Oh no Hermione, I have been waiting for this moment, ALL MY LIFE. There's a party in my pants, and I want you to join."
Hermione gasped noticing his sausage. Harry and Ron furrowed their brows and exclaimed, "Get your own sexpot! We found her first."
"Oh, but you didn't boys. Tell them Hermione," Sirius said with an impish grin on his face.
Hermione launched into a song, "YOU'RE too big to fit in HERE!" She pointed at her flower, and then looked at Ron and Harry.
"FINE! We were going to wait to tell you, but Sirius and I have.SEX. All the time. His penis is a dream, the biggest one I've seen. It's oozy and it's green.
" Eww," Ron squealed. "Just kidding," Hermione giggled. Sirius looked annoyed and asked, "So are we going to bang or what? I'll tell you what, Harry, since you are my godson and everything, when I'm done with Hermione, you can give it a whirl."
Hermione looked offended, and opened her mouth to complain, but then smiled at the thought of banging Harry. She thought to her self, "I wonder if Harry's hairy."
All of the sudden a sound of extreme climaxing came from the Forbidden Forest, making all the birds fly from the trees. It was like no sound ever before. It was a deep "Eeehhhh ehhhh eeeeeh!" (sort of like from the girl in Forrest Gump)
They all looked at the forest disgusted. "Sounds like Snivelly's on the rampage," they said in unison, all four of them. The four ran into the forest, looking for this wild beast of passion. They followed the cries of passion, deep into the forest.
When the four finally found him, Lahmp Fondeloza was busy being SNIVELLED, as they liked to call it. Joc was also participating, in the vigorous threesome act.
The other four watched in lust. Sirius began to stroke Hermione's big.hair.(You pervert what kind of story do you think this is?) he glanced down into her HUGE soulful window orbs. She had tears of sexual frustration in them. He whispered softly, "Would you like to join them with me?"
"YES!!! I mean.sure," Hermione looked ecstatic. The two jumped on top of the pile and began humping randomly.
"Hey Harry, "Ron eyed him flirtaciously. Ron bit his lip, and batted his eyelashes playfully.
Harry could do nothing but take a step closer to Ron. "Ron, I have been waiting for this moment all my life, we are only missing one thing." "What Harry? What are we missing? We have everything we need.each other." Harry whipped out his.FIREBOLT, and said, "I've always wanted to play quidditch at night!" And he eyed the broom lovingly. "OH fuck it!!" Ron screamed furiously. "Ok!!" Harry screamed and ripped off Ron's clothes. He then stripped down and the two boys, and the broomstick joined the orgy. The cries of climaxes lasted deep into the night.
Lahmp was a gorgeous island girl. She wore only neon orange bikinis under her Slytherin robes. She had long curly hair that cascaded down her back in soft ringlets. Her only flaw was that she had HUMONGOUS teeth. Her teeth protruded from her mouth, and there was no magical spell to shrink them because they were a curse. Her boyfriend Joc was equally gorgeous. He had dark handsome eyes, and shaggy blonde hair. He as well had one major flaw. It was his massive belly button. It was a gaping hole, three inches in diameter. The two were perfect for each other.
"Let's talk about SEX baby, Let's talk about you and ME!" Lahmp screamed hornily, quoting a Salt N' Pepper song.
Joc's wand began to levitate, and he eyed her hungrily. They banged like rabbits on top of the lush vegetation, in the middle of the Hogwart's courtyard, until Snape came creeping behind the mating couple.
"Mmmmm," Snape growled huskily.
"MERLIN'S BEARD! ITS SNIVELLY!" Lahmp cried out, but sounding intrigued.
"Just call me Rico SUAVE!" Joc smiled happily, his wand still levitating.
Snape ripped off all of his clothes and began to fondle his throbbing muscle of love. He then stopped and turned to Joc.
"Shall we?" Snape proposed in a deep throaty voice.
Joc nodded and followed Snape into the Forbidden Forest. Lahmp trailed behind, wearing nothing but an amused smirk on her face.
At that exact moment, Harry and Ron came outside, with Hermione floating in front of them.asleep.and NAKED.
Hermione began to stir, and screamed, "RONALD WEASLEY AND HARRY POTTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
The two smiled maliciously, and kept walking with her floating in front. She struggled and tried to cover her body, and realized she was in a full body bind.
"Well this is provocative," a mysterious voice commented from the darkness.
They all whipped their heads around to locate the TOO HOT TO HANDLE voice.
A devilishly handsome man strutted from the woods, wearing nothing. "Black, Sirius Black that is" he said masculinely.
"SIRIUS HELP ME!!!!" Hermione cried, not noticing his nakedness.(because she's extremely daft)
Sirius grinned and answered, "Oh no Hermione, I have been waiting for this moment, ALL MY LIFE. There's a party in my pants, and I want you to join."
Hermione gasped noticing his sausage. Harry and Ron furrowed their brows and exclaimed, "Get your own sexpot! We found her first."
"Oh, but you didn't boys. Tell them Hermione," Sirius said with an impish grin on his face.
Hermione launched into a song, "YOU'RE too big to fit in HERE!" She pointed at her flower, and then looked at Ron and Harry.
"FINE! We were going to wait to tell you, but Sirius and I have.SEX. All the time. His penis is a dream, the biggest one I've seen. It's oozy and it's green.
" Eww," Ron squealed. "Just kidding," Hermione giggled. Sirius looked annoyed and asked, "So are we going to bang or what? I'll tell you what, Harry, since you are my godson and everything, when I'm done with Hermione, you can give it a whirl."
Hermione looked offended, and opened her mouth to complain, but then smiled at the thought of banging Harry. She thought to her self, "I wonder if Harry's hairy."
All of the sudden a sound of extreme climaxing came from the Forbidden Forest, making all the birds fly from the trees. It was like no sound ever before. It was a deep "Eeehhhh ehhhh eeeeeh!" (sort of like from the girl in Forrest Gump)
They all looked at the forest disgusted. "Sounds like Snivelly's on the rampage," they said in unison, all four of them. The four ran into the forest, looking for this wild beast of passion. They followed the cries of passion, deep into the forest.
When the four finally found him, Lahmp Fondeloza was busy being SNIVELLED, as they liked to call it. Joc was also participating, in the vigorous threesome act.
The other four watched in lust. Sirius began to stroke Hermione's big.hair.(You pervert what kind of story do you think this is?) he glanced down into her HUGE soulful window orbs. She had tears of sexual frustration in them. He whispered softly, "Would you like to join them with me?"
"YES!!! I mean.sure," Hermione looked ecstatic. The two jumped on top of the pile and began humping randomly.
"Hey Harry, "Ron eyed him flirtaciously. Ron bit his lip, and batted his eyelashes playfully.
Harry could do nothing but take a step closer to Ron. "Ron, I have been waiting for this moment all my life, we are only missing one thing." "What Harry? What are we missing? We have everything we need.each other." Harry whipped out his.FIREBOLT, and said, "I've always wanted to play quidditch at night!" And he eyed the broom lovingly. "OH fuck it!!" Ron screamed furiously. "Ok!!" Harry screamed and ripped off Ron's clothes. He then stripped down and the two boys, and the broomstick joined the orgy. The cries of climaxes lasted deep into the night.