-2 months, 4 days, 3 hours, 34
minutes, and 5 seconds later-
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat around a provocatively shaped table in the Gryffindor common room. Hermione sat hunched over her homework, much like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Harry and Ron were practicing their levitation spells...with Hermione's skirt, unbeknownst to Hermione. They giggled girlishly when they glimpsed her bright maroon granny panties.
Suddenly Hermione noticed a draft around her privates, she sniffed the air cautiously and then looked outraged, "RON!! HARRY!! How dare you?! We have the finals in 3 months and you are sitting around goofing off!"
They both were on the ground laughing and pointing at her crotch. Suddenly an owl burst through the open window and dropped red and gold invitations into each of their crevices.
Each said the same,
I am pleased to inform that you are one of the select few to have been invited to this special event, a private match of Quidditch that will last all night. You will be excused from all classes the next day. Wear your best, and bring equipment for all "weather". I except you to be on your absolute best behavior because a documentary will be made of this showing Hogwart's finest. This event will take place 3 hours after you receive this letter. Hope to see you there!
Yours Truly,
Big D(the HEADmaster) The trio ran into a secret passage leading from the Gryffindor common room to Draco's private bedroom, and ruptured into the entryway only to find Draco laying flat on the ground doing cock pushups...NAKED(When you lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground) Harry and Ron turned green with envy while Hermione almost drowned herself in her own puddle of drool. Draco lifted himself with his cock and then posed sexily against his bed.
Hermione and Ron stared lustfully at his member, while Harry tore his eyes away in time to ask Draco, "Did you get this?" holding up his invitation.
Draco nodded and held up his, exactly, except silver and green, "I don't know what Big D thinks he's doing, but father says he had one of these things in his day too."-
"Yeah, but what is it?" Ron questioned, tearing his gaze away from Draco's schlong.
"Well, all father said is that it's a "special Quidditch match," Draco commented lazily while petting his pet...owl (God you're a sicko)
After conversing a while longer with the hot god from planet hotpants, the dream team went back to their dormitories to change into their "outfits" Hermione emerged donning a polka dotted pink bikini thong, and a Gryffindor robe draped casually over her shoulder. Harry sported tight spandex stretch pants, in red with golden lilllies. Ron wore a gold speedo with a gold Gryffindor emblem on the butt.
Ginny scampered down the stairs, and Ron looked at her in disgust, "YOU were invited, and WHAT are you wearing you little slut?"
She grinned down at her attire. She wore a black see through lace negligee with a lacy red and gold thong underneath,(they were crotchless)
They clambered through the secret portal into Draco's dimension, and all giggled at his "costume". Draco wore a grass skirt, ONLY a grass skirt. He did the hula, and they could see scruffy peaking out.
And the crowd went wild.
All of the sudden a very naked and wet(from water you freak) Johnny Depp apparated into the room, and started singing, LIKE A VIRGIN, a popular song by Madonna. He looked around at his surroundings and a very confused look came over his face. "Whoa, wrong set. This is NOT my shower scene." In the next moment he apparated out of the room.
"THAT WAS JOHNNY DEPP!!!" Hermione squealed in disbelief. "Uhhh who?" the other three asked in unison. "JOHNNY FUCKING-DEPP" She whipped out her handy dandy scrapbook that she kept up her ass, and showed them magazine clippings of the popular actor. "He's sexy," Ginny whispered passionately.
They had a moment of silence to honour his sexiness, and then they proceeded out to the Quidditch pitch.
A/N: Johnny Depp can defy Hogwarts rules of no apparation, because you know HES JOHNNY FUCKING DEPP. As Hermione would put it. He's too hot for rules.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat around a provocatively shaped table in the Gryffindor common room. Hermione sat hunched over her homework, much like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Harry and Ron were practicing their levitation spells...with Hermione's skirt, unbeknownst to Hermione. They giggled girlishly when they glimpsed her bright maroon granny panties.
Suddenly Hermione noticed a draft around her privates, she sniffed the air cautiously and then looked outraged, "RON!! HARRY!! How dare you?! We have the finals in 3 months and you are sitting around goofing off!"
They both were on the ground laughing and pointing at her crotch. Suddenly an owl burst through the open window and dropped red and gold invitations into each of their crevices.
Each said the same,
I am pleased to inform that you are one of the select few to have been invited to this special event, a private match of Quidditch that will last all night. You will be excused from all classes the next day. Wear your best, and bring equipment for all "weather". I except you to be on your absolute best behavior because a documentary will be made of this showing Hogwart's finest. This event will take place 3 hours after you receive this letter. Hope to see you there!
Yours Truly,
Big D(the HEADmaster) The trio ran into a secret passage leading from the Gryffindor common room to Draco's private bedroom, and ruptured into the entryway only to find Draco laying flat on the ground doing cock pushups...NAKED(When you lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground) Harry and Ron turned green with envy while Hermione almost drowned herself in her own puddle of drool. Draco lifted himself with his cock and then posed sexily against his bed.
Hermione and Ron stared lustfully at his member, while Harry tore his eyes away in time to ask Draco, "Did you get this?" holding up his invitation.
Draco nodded and held up his, exactly, except silver and green, "I don't know what Big D thinks he's doing, but father says he had one of these things in his day too."-
"Yeah, but what is it?" Ron questioned, tearing his gaze away from Draco's schlong.
"Well, all father said is that it's a "special Quidditch match," Draco commented lazily while petting his pet...owl (God you're a sicko)
After conversing a while longer with the hot god from planet hotpants, the dream team went back to their dormitories to change into their "outfits" Hermione emerged donning a polka dotted pink bikini thong, and a Gryffindor robe draped casually over her shoulder. Harry sported tight spandex stretch pants, in red with golden lilllies. Ron wore a gold speedo with a gold Gryffindor emblem on the butt.
Ginny scampered down the stairs, and Ron looked at her in disgust, "YOU were invited, and WHAT are you wearing you little slut?"
She grinned down at her attire. She wore a black see through lace negligee with a lacy red and gold thong underneath,(they were crotchless)
They clambered through the secret portal into Draco's dimension, and all giggled at his "costume". Draco wore a grass skirt, ONLY a grass skirt. He did the hula, and they could see scruffy peaking out.
And the crowd went wild.
All of the sudden a very naked and wet(from water you freak) Johnny Depp apparated into the room, and started singing, LIKE A VIRGIN, a popular song by Madonna. He looked around at his surroundings and a very confused look came over his face. "Whoa, wrong set. This is NOT my shower scene." In the next moment he apparated out of the room.
"THAT WAS JOHNNY DEPP!!!" Hermione squealed in disbelief. "Uhhh who?" the other three asked in unison. "JOHNNY FUCKING-DEPP" She whipped out her handy dandy scrapbook that she kept up her ass, and showed them magazine clippings of the popular actor. "He's sexy," Ginny whispered passionately.
They had a moment of silence to honour his sexiness, and then they proceeded out to the Quidditch pitch.
A/N: Johnny Depp can defy Hogwarts rules of no apparation, because you know HES JOHNNY FUCKING DEPP. As Hermione would put it. He's too hot for rules.