LXG Woke Up Fluffy
I own diddly squat, and Tom is my prreciousssssss.........
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Chapter Two
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Just to recap last Chapter...
Tom is nude except for a battered copy of Vampires Playboy, has bright, luminous, bubble-gum pink hair and is having trouble stopping screaming. Apparently, Tom, Dorian and Skinner are part of some gay love triangle, yet Tom cannot remember the events of last night at all. Mina is still missing, Q is still shouting, and Hyde is standing around looking lost.
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And the insanity continues...
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Hyde, while standing around looking lost, began to feel the Elixir leaving his system. He growled, agonizingly slow in returning to his Dr. Jeckyll form. Before he could grab hold of them, Jeckyll's trousers fell, revealing his pale lilac fluffy knickers. Tom screamed.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE BEEP UP!" screamed the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ((minus Mina, Nemo and obviously Tom didn't shout at himself.))
"I have problems," whimpered Tom.
Dorian smiled, sexily. "Come here, sugar, let Mummy make it all better..."
Skinner raised an invisible eyebrow, then realised no one else could see his sarcasm. He decided to voice his opinion instead. "Ok, that's just wrong..."
Tom considered screaming then saw Q's glare and decided against it. Instead, he cast his gaze to Skinner, or where he assumed Skinner was, and retorted, "I'm still not getting what's going on here. I'm confused as to why I am Dorian's shagadelic sex bunny without knowing it, and how the BEEP are you involved?!?"
"Wow."
"What?"
"You DID drink a lot last night..."
"What the BEEP are you on? I don't drink! ...do I?"
~@~
*flashback* [insert dodgy music and psycadelic effect of your own choice]
"I believe I'll start with a white wine spritzer..."
"Dorian, that is such a gay drink..."
"I'm comfortable with my sexuality, thank you!"
"Well, I'm sticking with my double... no, make that a triple gin..."
"Skinner, that's so an old man's drink!"
"Well, I note you have yet to try a drop, Master Sawyer..."
"You're creepy when you say that Dorian..."
"I believe I'll ignore that comment... Just have a glass of punch if you aren't man enough for something stronger..."
~@~
A little later...
"I am TWICE the man you are, Rodian..."
"I think the young 'uns had a little too much... what do you reckon, Dorian?"
"You take that back! I'm not drunk!"
"Of course you aren't, Master Sawyer..."
~@~
Later still...
"You know what... I love you guysh..."
"Oh, Tommy, I love you too!"
"Tommy?"
"And I love you Rodney!"
"Well, I 'av ter say, Dorian, you are shaggable... I think I need one more drink first..."
~@~
Several drinks later...
"Oh, Tommy!"
"Oh Rodian!"
"Hey, what about me!? 'Oh, Rodney', anyone?"
~@~
*end flashback*
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What will be the League's reaction, dear readers? Where the BEEP is Mina hiding? Is it significant that Nemo is also M.I.A...?
Tune in tomorrow...
I own diddly squat, and Tom is my prreciousssssss.........
~
Chapter Two
~~
Just to recap last Chapter...
Tom is nude except for a battered copy of Vampires Playboy, has bright, luminous, bubble-gum pink hair and is having trouble stopping screaming. Apparently, Tom, Dorian and Skinner are part of some gay love triangle, yet Tom cannot remember the events of last night at all. Mina is still missing, Q is still shouting, and Hyde is standing around looking lost.
~
And the insanity continues...
~~
Hyde, while standing around looking lost, began to feel the Elixir leaving his system. He growled, agonizingly slow in returning to his Dr. Jeckyll form. Before he could grab hold of them, Jeckyll's trousers fell, revealing his pale lilac fluffy knickers. Tom screamed.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE BEEP UP!" screamed the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ((minus Mina, Nemo and obviously Tom didn't shout at himself.))
"I have problems," whimpered Tom.
Dorian smiled, sexily. "Come here, sugar, let Mummy make it all better..."
Skinner raised an invisible eyebrow, then realised no one else could see his sarcasm. He decided to voice his opinion instead. "Ok, that's just wrong..."
Tom considered screaming then saw Q's glare and decided against it. Instead, he cast his gaze to Skinner, or where he assumed Skinner was, and retorted, "I'm still not getting what's going on here. I'm confused as to why I am Dorian's shagadelic sex bunny without knowing it, and how the BEEP are you involved?!?"
"Wow."
"What?"
"You DID drink a lot last night..."
"What the BEEP are you on? I don't drink! ...do I?"
~@~
*flashback* [insert dodgy music and psycadelic effect of your own choice]
"I believe I'll start with a white wine spritzer..."
"Dorian, that is such a gay drink..."
"I'm comfortable with my sexuality, thank you!"
"Well, I'm sticking with my double... no, make that a triple gin..."
"Skinner, that's so an old man's drink!"
"Well, I note you have yet to try a drop, Master Sawyer..."
"You're creepy when you say that Dorian..."
"I believe I'll ignore that comment... Just have a glass of punch if you aren't man enough for something stronger..."
~@~
A little later...
"I am TWICE the man you are, Rodian..."
"I think the young 'uns had a little too much... what do you reckon, Dorian?"
"You take that back! I'm not drunk!"
"Of course you aren't, Master Sawyer..."
~@~
Later still...
"You know what... I love you guysh..."
"Oh, Tommy, I love you too!"
"Tommy?"
"And I love you Rodney!"
"Well, I 'av ter say, Dorian, you are shaggable... I think I need one more drink first..."
~@~
Several drinks later...
"Oh, Tommy!"
"Oh Rodian!"
"Hey, what about me!? 'Oh, Rodney', anyone?"
~@~
*end flashback*
~~
What will be the League's reaction, dear readers? Where the BEEP is Mina hiding? Is it significant that Nemo is also M.I.A...?
Tune in tomorrow...