Oh yeah, [Blah-blah-blah plays] = Songs playing during the time. (it's like a theme song)
Sarasaki High's Gaffe
Chapter 17 - Pj-less
"Ahhh Botan you did? Really?" Keiko asked as Botan nodded her head. The two were spending the night over Kuwabara's house. They called it a 'Pjs Night Study' slumber party.
Everybody had to wear their Pjs over to Kuwabara's house. Kuwabara, was wearing Ducky light Blue Pjs which made everybody laugh. Keiko had on a light pink Bunny one. Shizuru had on a long silky dark maroon gown and Botan had on a short white gown with fluffy edges on the bottom and top. Yusuke, having no Pjs, wore his blue boxers with no shirt over to Kuwabara's.
"Hey guys, I-" "Slam." Shizuru closed the door in Kuwabara's face as he muttered something. Botan and Keiko laughed.
"Shizuru you're so mean." Keiko complimented.
"Why thank you Keiko." Shizuru retorted before reopening the door for to see Kuwabara standing at it with his Biology book.
"Hmph, tramp." Kuwabara muttered as he walked passed Shizuru. Shizuru caught him in a headlock.
"What did you say baby brother?"
"N-nothing!" Kuwabara hollered out, begging for Shizuru to let loose.
"Guys some pizza guy is outside. He thought I was ordering a pizza. Ch! In a bazillion years." Yusuke said, being cheap. Kuwabara ran out the room as Yusuke walked in.
"Ah Botan, I see you're not in such a bad mood now." Yusuke said as Botan grinned with a flush of pink shading on her cheeks. Yusuke grinned slyly at her.
"So Botan, tell Yusuke the good news with you and Kurama." Keiko said as Botan tried to act innocent.
"What good n- oof! Keiko!" Botan shouted as Keiko smacked her with a pillow.
"Don't play dumb. Tell him you're going with him to Senior Prom!" Keiko blurted as Botan began to laugh.
"Looks like you told him yourself." Botan said as Yusuke looked at the two girls foolishly.
"Man, I can't wait for it. I'm gonna see my baby brother and all his little friends all wessed up and wetty." Shizuru said in a baby voice, hugging Keiko and Yusuke around the neck tightly as they coughed.
"Shizuru it's not that important." Botan said with a shrug as Keiko, Yusuke, and Shizuru sat staring at her silently until...
"Not that important!!?" Keiko shouted, "It's our lives! Botan, we're graduating and going to college in less than a year!" she said as Botan thought about it.
"Yeap and Keiko, I think it's time." Yusuke said as Keiko looked at him dumbfoundedly.
"Time for what?" she asked as Yusuke fell back anime-style.
"Maybe not Yusuke." Shizuru said, giving him a wink as he felt embarrassed. "Awww my little Yusuke's growing up." Shizuru said with tears pouring out of her eyes as she gripped around his neck.
"Grr Shizuru!" Yusuke yelled.
"Who wants pizza?!" Kuwabara shouted in the door as Shizuru kicked the door closed with her foot, still hugging Yusuke up.
Botan laughed and opened the door for Kuwabara.
"Hmph, thanks Botan." Kuwabara said sticking out his lip as he walked in with two boxes of Pepperoni and Anchovy pizza.
"So baby brother, did you ask Yukina-chan out yet?" Shizuru said as Kuwabara froze and dropped the pizzas as Yusuke dived to catch them.
"Oh yeah!" he shouted and ran to go get the phone.
"Kuwabara, come on. We have some studying to do!" Keiko shouted as Kuwabara held up a finger running down the steps. Everybody heard a big crash and sighed.
"When's Kurama getting here?" Keiko asked, looking at Botan.
Botan looked at Keiko having no clue, "I don't know. Why are you looking at me like I know?" she asked as Keiko looked dully at her.
"Anyways, is he coming?" Keiko asked.
"I don't know." Botan said shrugging as Keiko slapped her on the head. "Ouch!"
"Yeah he's coming." Yusuke said, goggling down pizzas like popcorn.
"Yusuke!" Shizuru, Keiko, and Botan shouted and began pulling the boxes of pizza out of his hand as he ate them laughing. He began to choke as Keiko gasped.
"Air--need--air!" Yusuke whispered as Keiko got behind him and began to lift him up, squeezing his stomach. "--my--chest!" he said as Keiko began to squeeze his chest.
"Guys she said she will!" Kuwabara ran in and watched as Yusuke choked on the pizza. He looked to see there was no more pizza he ordered with his little pocket change.
"Urameshi I'm gonna kick your ass!" he shouted shaking a fist in his face as Yusuke choked and laughed at the same time.
There was a door bell rang as Botan and Shizuru jumped up, "I got it." Botan offered as Shizuru flicked her hand and sat down, watching as the three kids acted wacky.
Botan skipped down the stairs as the doorbell rang again. "Coming!" she said in a light-toned voice. She slung the door open laughing at the fuss she heard up stairs and saw Kurama standing at the door.
"Hello Kurama-kun!"
"Hey Botan-channy." he said and hugged her. She blushed as he looked at her Pjs and arched an eyebrow.
"Oh! Kuwabara's having a slumber party and you must have on Pjs to come in this house." Botan said as Kurama looked at his jean pants and button up shirt.
"-but I don't have any Pjs with me." he said as Botan smiled naively.
"I'll fix that." she said as she unbuttoned his button-up t-shirt, revealing a tank-top underneath it. Kurama blushed from the contact of Botan.
"There!" she chirped, making him relax. "Now you.. still can't come in." she said looking down at his bagging jeans.
"Hm?" he said and looked down.
"Uh.." she hesitated and pulled him inside, "It's ok, just go on in!" she said shoving him up the steps as the two walked into the room and saw Yusuke smothering Keiko as she held around his chest still squeezing.
Finally a piece of crust flew out of his mouth as he gasped her air. Kuwabara grabbed Yusuke by his collar, "Now I'm gonna kick your ass!" he said holding his fist back as everybody looked to the door.
Kuwabara dropped Yusuke onto the ground, "Hey! Kurama." Kuwabara said in a delightful sing-song voice. He laughed goofily and skipped over to him, pulling him inside the room.
"Are you happy to see me because you know I'm going to help you study?"
"No I just uh, need some help kicking Urameshi's ass!" Kuwabara said and ran towards Yusuke said Yusuke kicked him where it really hurts.
"Yusuke stop playing around and let's get studying!" Keiko said as Yusuke sat beside her grinning lovingly and foolishly.
"Eee-yes MA'AM!" he shouted as Keiko laughed at him.
Shizuru looked at Kurama's jeans. "Nu-uh, you can't wear those jeans." Shizuru said with a sly smirk. Keiko and Botan looked at him as he looked around not knowing what to do.
Shizuru got up and grabbed Kurama's hair, "We'll be right back." she said pulling him out of the room as Keiko whistled as Botan laughed.
"Go Shizuru!" Yusuke said barking. Keiko elbowed him as he stopped and began to smile at her. Kuwabara made a disgusting face.
"Guys look at all the time we've wasted!" Keiko said as she pointed to the clock which read '11:56.' Everybody gasped sarcastically.
"Come on then." Yusuke said, being a good-boy and opening his Biology book up. "Page what?" he asked as everybody flipped pages to Keiko's page.
Shizuru came back in, pulling an embarrassed Kurama in. "Look gals, doesn't he have a nice body?" Shizuru said as Kurama walked in with red boxers matching his hair and a tank top.
Keiko whistled, "Woo-wee!" she shouted as Yusuke crossed his arms and hmphed her. Botan grinned, "Wow." she said as her eyes fell to the ground and back up to his pretty face.
"See Kurama, nothing to be ashamed of." Shizuru said as they walked in and she slapped him on the butt. Yusuke and Kuwabara bugged out laughing.
Botan patted a spot beside her as he sat down between Keiko and Botan. He noticed that everybody had their Biology book except him.
"Damnit I forgot my book." he said, shocking everybody as they gasped. Botan slid her book over.
"You can share with me Kurama-kun!" she twittered as Kurama beamed.
After discussing and talking and more discussing of boring Earth and Nature stuff, everybody had began doing their homework individually.
Keiko was helping Yusuke out, who didn't really get anything said because he wasn't listening to Kurama when he was teaching the lesson. Shizuru helped her brother out, who really needed it because the same matter.
Kurama noticed Botan having a hard time with her work and began to give her a little silent lesson himself. Keiko noticed this and pointed to them as Yusuke rolled his eyes and began to work more.
Keiko threw her pencil at Shizuru's head as Shizuru looked up with a glare and then to what Keiko was pointing at. "Awww." Shizuru said as the two kept studying.
Then Botan looked up, making Kurama look up. "Wasn't that kawaii?" Shizuru said with a dazed look as Keiko agreed and Kuwabara and Yusuke felt annoyed.
Kurama shook his head and looked back down to the book and continued to explain it all to Botan...
After a long night of studying and working, the group finally fell asleep around two o' clock. Keiko laid against the wall just below the window as Yusuke laid his head in her lap.
Shizuru had gone back to her room and laid across her bed. Kuwabara had crawled onto his bed and stuck his head under his pillow and Kurama.. well he sat up staring sleepily out of the window. Botan was asleep on his shoulder with her hands wrapped around his arm.
There was a tap at the window. "Tap!" it said as Kurama's eyes widened and he didn't see anything. Suddenly, there was a small rock seen hitting the window.
"Hm.." he moaned and laid Botan onto the floor. He walked over to the window and opened it as quiet as he could. "Hiei.. what are you-"
"Kitsune, get your ass down here now." Hiei said as Kurama sighed and jumped out of the window onto the ground.
"What is it?"
"You know what it is!" Hiei said grabbing Kurama by his collar. Kurama shoved Hiei off of him as Hiei threw a punch at Kurama's jaw, hitting it square in the target.
Kurama cursed and threw a blow to Hiei's cheek, hitting it by the skin of his teeth. "Stop fighting!" the two heard a small voice and looked to see the white haired girl watching with frightened pink eyes.
"Botan." both of them said as Hiei held his nose which was bleeding. She stomped over to them and glared at the two.
"Now what was that all about?" Botan asked with a firm voice as neither one answered. She looked to see Hiei's nose bleeding, "Oh.. dear." she said and examined his blood-rushing nose. "C'mon."
The two walked towards the house as Kurama stood clenching his fist. Hiei smirked at Kurama behind Botan's back as Kurama narrowed his Emerald eyes.
"Nice blow Kurama!" Shizuru whispered out of her window and shut it close. Kurama sighed and walked towards the front porch to sit on the steps.
Soon Botan and Hiei was back outside. "Now just don't try to bump into anything or it might start bleeding again." Botan said as Hiei ignored her and walked over towards Kurama.
She leaned against the door's side as Hiei took a deep breath and sat beside Kurama, who was looking ashamed of himself. Hiei looked down also and spoke.
"You know kitsune.. that was a hard blow." Hiei complimented. "I'm.. sorry for bringing you out here for something like that. I know you have school and shit." he said looking at the ground.
"No Hiei it's.. alright." Kurama said and looked to Hiei with a smile, "Actually, your hit was kind of a blow too." he said holding his jawbone.
Botan smiled and walked back into the house. Kurama turned to see her gone and looked back to Hiei, "Um.. I'm sorry for, you know." he said looking to the ground. "I just love her too, like I've never done."
"She is a nice girl." Hiei agreed. "-but I've noticed.. she's just a little too lightened for me." he said remembering the way she acted all goofy.
"I'm sorry for that too I am." he said as Hiei shook his head.
"Hey, I've found a little interest in the goofball's sis. Hmph, I guess it's ok to snoop around his sister since he snoops around mines." Hiei said as Kurama jumped his eyebrows.
"She is nice but a little too naughty for me." Kurama said as Hiei leered at him. Hiei liked those mean, but nice girls anyway.
"I think it's passed your bed time mister." Hiei said as Kurama snapped his finger.
"Damn.." he said as Hiei was impressed. "I mean, right." he said as Hiei shoved his shoulder. Kurama held out his hand as the two shook hands. (and done that man to man hug.. NO YAOI!!! x_X)
"See ya klutz." Hiei said walking down the street.
~*~ The Next Morning
"....Ah! Yusuke you jerk!" Keiko's voice was heard from inside the bathroom as Kuwabara, Kurama, and Botan stood at the door snickering.
The door open, revealing a toweled Keiko and a flying Yusuke who was thrown into the crowd. Everybody fell back by Yusuke's tackle.
"Yusuke, what were you doing in there?" Botan asked as Yusuke smirked. She slapped him on the back of his head, "No hentai Yusuke Urameshi!" she said as Kuwabara laughed goofily.
"Keiko, you better hurry, it's time to go." Botan hollered into the door. Everybody had gotten up and took a bath but Keiko who over slept.
"Hold your horses!"
"Is she always like this when she first wakes up?" Botan whispered to the group as they shrugged.
"Hey I heard that Bo-TAN!" Keiko shouted through the door as Botan covered her mouth and made an innocent kitty-cat face.
"You guys better hurry before you're all late." Shizuru said standing at her bedroom door.
"Well you need to shut up and worry about your own self!" Kuwabara said as Shizuru began to walk towards him growling. He hid behind Yusuke, "Urameshi get her!" he demanded, shoving Yusuke into her.
Botan sighed embarrassingly, "I think I'd rather walk and be on time than ride with Keiko and be late."
"I agree. Let's go." Kurama said as Botan picked up her book bag and followed behind Kurama. Kuwabara ran to get his book bag and caught up with them.
"Bye Urameshi!" Kuwabara shouted sticking his tongue out at him as he stood confusedly at the bathroom door.
"Hey wait a second where are you all going?" Keiko's voice trailed off as the three walked out of the house. Kuwabara ran and done a backwards flip.
"Woo!"
"Why are you so happy?" Kurama asked, with a surprised expression on his face. Kuwabara began to dance.
"Because I'm going with Yukina to the prom!"
"So...?"
"So!?" Kuwabara grabbed Botan by her school uniform, "It's the best thing a guy could ever get!" he shouted as Botan laughed nervously.
"Uh heh.. yeah." she lied as Kuwabara released her. "Yeah well..-"
"-going with Botan is the best thing ANY guy in this world could ever get." Kurama said as Kuwabara hmphed him and crossed his arms.
"In your dreams...."
"What Kuwabara!?!" Botan shouted in his ear and smacked him down onto the ground. Kuwabara begged for forgiveness as Kurama kept walking. "Oh yeah.." she whispered and ran over to Kurama.
Kuwabara got up holding his back slouchy. "Guys wait up." he said as he leaped over to them and straightened his back out.
Soon they were at the school grounds, with no sight of Yusuke and Keiko. Everybody else were sitting on the steps and hanging around in cliques, gossiping about others.
Botan saw Mercedes and looked to see Kurama not paying attention to either one of them as he walked towards the school building. Trying to spy, she acted like she was walking around.
Mercedes ran over to Kurama, "Hello Shuichi-chan!" she chirped and hugged him. "Are you ready for tonight?" was all Botan heard and saw Kurama's lips moving but couldn't hear his soft voice.
Botan sighed and walked over towards them as Mercedes walked away from Kurama. "So?" Botan said as Kurama arched an eyebrow. "What did she say?" she asked nosily.
"-if I was ready for tonight."
"-and...?"
"I said that I already had a date." Kurama retorted, smiling at Botan as she looked up at him with a dazing smile.
"Oh Kurama-kun!" she shouted and hopped onto his neck, making him laugh. Mercedes had been watching with her friends and began to talk about Botan.
"Botan! Kurama!" was heard from Keiko who was running towards them with Yusuke lacking behind. Some of the girls walked passed Yusuke as he followed their gaze.
[Heaven plays]
"Hello." he said smirking as Keiko grabbed him and pulled him behind her. They got up to Kurama and Botan who were standing at the door talking about something and shoved them inside.
The four ran into the school laughing as they passed Kuwabara and pulled him along. As they ran teachers watched them and called them as they ignored them and kept running.
Kuwabara done another backwards flip as they got to the steps and ran up them, people staring. Everybody had a big grin on their faces or either was laughing. They had a good time making bad remarks about people they passed until...
[All My Life suddenly plays] (Foo Fighters woot-woot! ^o^)
The five ran towards the classroom and there stood a big substitute teacher, tapping a ruler on his hands. Everybody eyes rose from his feet to his head slowly.
"Are you all in this class?" he asked as everybody nodded silently. "You're late!" he shouted as everybody jumped. "I'll let you slide." he said as a bell rung after Kuwabara, Kurama, Keiko, and Yusuke got into the door.
Botan walked towards the room entrance as he held out his arm, "Excuse me but you four are not late." he turned to Botan, who was frightened by the size the man was, "-but you are."
"B-but-.."
"Only because you made us late!" Keiko said glaring as the big man turned around slowly.
"You.. trying to tell me? How about both of you join your little bad-ass mouthed blondie friend down at I.S.S.?" the man asked as Keiko kept her glare. Botan looked from the tall man to Keiko.
The man had a blond box cut and big muscles and you'd never want to get in a fight with him. Every part of him was big, like he was an actual giant. (hey-hey now, don't think wrong :P) "Go on!" he shouted.
Keiko hmphed him and grabbed Botan's hand, "C'mon Botan." Keiko turned around and stuck her middle finger up at him as he growled and the two began to run.
"Stupid girls..."
~*~Detention...
"Ch! This is boring." Keiko said kicking her foot up on the back of an empty desk. "How long have you been in here Emi?"
Emi blinked her eyes open and sat up, "For about every since I got here." she mumbled with boredom in her voice. Botan sighed.
"What are you two doing in here?" Emi asked.
"We we're late to class." both Keiko and Botan said at the same time.
"He gave me detention for coming too early. I cursed him out and he tried to suspend me but I ain't missing my prom just for his ass." Emi said shaking her head.
Botan and Keiko laughed, "Definitely." they agreed.
"So who you guys going with?" Emi asked turning around in her desk. Keiko smiled as Emi nodded, "Ah I know who you're going with. Urameshi." she said nodding her head with a bitten lip.
Keiko blushed, "Well she's going with Shuichi." Keiko said as Botan covered her head with her arms. Emi smirked, "Kurama?" she asked as Keiko nodded.
"I'm going with Ryo." Emi said as Botan lowered her eyebrows. "-not your brother." she said rolling her eyes as Botan remembered the guy with the brown hair and blond highlights.
"Are you talking about that boy who has like three ear rings in his eyebrow and one in his chin?" Keiko asked with a disgusted face. Emi nodded her head with a wicked grin.
"Yeap, sexy isn't he?" she asked as Keiko shook her head and Emi laughed. "Don't insult my date like that." Emi said in her dragging voice.
"Hey girls!" the detention guard called to Keiko and Botan as they stopped talking and sighed. Emi looked at them.
"This is going to be a long day..."