LXG Woke Up Fluffy
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Thank you for the camera idea! I just had to use it... *grins evilly*
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Once again I am required to tell you how much I DON'T own. I DON'T own Tom, I DON'T own Skinner, I DON'T own Dorian OR his flamboyancy. I DON'T own Mina, I DON'T own Nemo, I DON'T own Jeckyll or his underwear, I don't even know if I own Vampires Playboy...
Speaking of Vampires Playboy...
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"Hey!" said Mina. "Why the hell does Tom have my copy of Vampires Playboy?"
Why the hell are you swearing so much? asked the author, incredulously. You're sposed to be a proper Victorian Lady – they don't even say 'Sugar!' or 'Golly Gosh!'
"Do I have to revert to being threatening again?" growled Mina, flashing her teeth.
"I though I had the monopoly on flashing..." sulked Skinner.
"Quiet you!" snarled Mina.
Stop stealing my lines! wailed the author. Behave, you bad vampire, or I'll set Buffy on you!
"I could kick Buffy's ass ANYday..." boasted Mina.
"I would actually pay to see that..." mused Rodney.
"What's with the ACDC?" queried Mina. "I thought you were one of a long line of Dorian's sex bunnies..."
Tom whimpered. "Am I just another notch on your belt? Did last night mean nothing to you?"
Mina raised a quizzical eyebrow. "You don't even REMEMBER last night... however, I have something to remind you..."
Mina reached into Nemo's beard and withdrew a mini camcorder.
Where the hell did you get that? raged the author. This is turn of the Century Victorian London, not bloody Hollywood!
"I have my sources..." she said, mysteriously.
*Ooh, gimme, gimme!* whooped Edward Hyde, for only Jeckyll to hear.
This story is taking a disturbing turn...
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What will happen next folks? Will Tom ever remember what occurred last night? Will we find out what Nemo and Mina were up to in that closet? What else is hidden in Nemo's beard? Where on earth has Q run off to?
Be back soon...
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More apologies for short chapter, but you did want a quick update...
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Again, ideas and reviews are welcome, flames will be used to keep the PlotBunnies at bay...
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By the way, does anyone know how to get bold and italics working on here? Do I need to use html or something...?
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By the way ((again)), please do tell me if I step over the line, and votes for who to fluffify next are needed!
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By the way ((yet again)), I do want and need your views! Do you want more Jeckyll? Does Tom need to scream some more? Should Q come out of character? Should I finally learn how to spell his name...? ;)
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By the way ((I'll stop soon, I promise!)), I just bought 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde' today, so I'll be reading that and getting even MORE weird ideas... :D
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Thank you for the camera idea! I just had to use it... *grins evilly*
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Once again I am required to tell you how much I DON'T own. I DON'T own Tom, I DON'T own Skinner, I DON'T own Dorian OR his flamboyancy. I DON'T own Mina, I DON'T own Nemo, I DON'T own Jeckyll or his underwear, I don't even know if I own Vampires Playboy...
Speaking of Vampires Playboy...
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"Hey!" said Mina. "Why the hell does Tom have my copy of Vampires Playboy?"
Why the hell are you swearing so much? asked the author, incredulously. You're sposed to be a proper Victorian Lady – they don't even say 'Sugar!' or 'Golly Gosh!'
"Do I have to revert to being threatening again?" growled Mina, flashing her teeth.
"I though I had the monopoly on flashing..." sulked Skinner.
"Quiet you!" snarled Mina.
Stop stealing my lines! wailed the author. Behave, you bad vampire, or I'll set Buffy on you!
"I could kick Buffy's ass ANYday..." boasted Mina.
"I would actually pay to see that..." mused Rodney.
"What's with the ACDC?" queried Mina. "I thought you were one of a long line of Dorian's sex bunnies..."
Tom whimpered. "Am I just another notch on your belt? Did last night mean nothing to you?"
Mina raised a quizzical eyebrow. "You don't even REMEMBER last night... however, I have something to remind you..."
Mina reached into Nemo's beard and withdrew a mini camcorder.
Where the hell did you get that? raged the author. This is turn of the Century Victorian London, not bloody Hollywood!
"I have my sources..." she said, mysteriously.
*Ooh, gimme, gimme!* whooped Edward Hyde, for only Jeckyll to hear.
This story is taking a disturbing turn...
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What will happen next folks? Will Tom ever remember what occurred last night? Will we find out what Nemo and Mina were up to in that closet? What else is hidden in Nemo's beard? Where on earth has Q run off to?
Be back soon...
~~
More apologies for short chapter, but you did want a quick update...
~~
Again, ideas and reviews are welcome, flames will be used to keep the PlotBunnies at bay...
~~
By the way, does anyone know how to get bold and italics working on here? Do I need to use html or something...?
~~
By the way ((again)), please do tell me if I step over the line, and votes for who to fluffify next are needed!
~~
By the way ((yet again)), I do want and need your views! Do you want more Jeckyll? Does Tom need to scream some more? Should Q come out of character? Should I finally learn how to spell his name...? ;)
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By the way ((I'll stop soon, I promise!)), I just bought 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde' today, so I'll be reading that and getting even MORE weird ideas... :D