"C'mon, Orochi, don't be such a pussy," Naruto said. He was FED UP taking care of him.
"No! Never! Let go of me this instant, and let me get to my Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru protested. He was always like this, a couple of times a week he would try to revolt on his evil owner.
"But Sasuke doesn't even want to! He killed off his brother years ago; give up on him. Please?" They had been in the Lightning-country just now, hunting down some missing-nin's that Orochimaru would crunch on.
"Then let's hun- I mean, then I demand another human! Not a dead one, this time!" Oh, he could be so annoying.
"You've already eaten up your last victim." Naruto said. "Besides, it's getting hard to find any missing-nin's these days – there's this rumor about you that someone eats up them, you know. So no-one dares to become one."
"What?! These-… worthless ninja's! Then let's go take down some innocent villagers!"
"Nu-uh," Naruto was getting tired, "you've brought this upon yourself. What about that one-life-per-4-years-line? Huh? What happened to that one?"
"But… but…" Orochimaru was on brings of tears.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. You can have one grass-ninja-" The snake could be so scary when he cried, which Naruto had the bad luck of experience.
"Alright! Alright! Then, let's hurry!" Orochimaru exalted, and started jumping all over the place.
Naruto sighed. "Why did I ever use the follow-around-all-the-time-jutsu on Orochimaru, that I learned from Jiraiya-sensei…?"
Author's comments
Uhh, well,
what did you think? I personally thinks Orochimaru kicks ass. :P
Should I continue, or make this a one-shot?