"…today was a fine day, wasn't it, Orochimaru?!" Naruto exclaimed loudly, and hit him in the back of his head. Orochimaru, with non-existent balance, fell, of course, to the ground.
"Why, you…!" He snapped his head to Naruto, when a man came! And stepped on little Orochimaru.
"Naruto-kun… I'm disappointed, you no-talent ninja," the man tilting his glasses said.
"Huh? Oh, yeah, right." You lame fucker! "Sure. Whatever you say." Naruto said. He was not pleeeased in meeting this… this thing. Orochimaru was better. A lot.
"Well, I don't have time to play around with you. Have you seen Orochimaru-sama, perhaps?" Naruto shook his head. "Hm? Not? I won't become angry if you're lying…"
"I… I don't know where he is."
Orochimaru had a hard time getting up, having his head tramped down by some mere vassal! Well, former vassal! He didn't really know, but some sort of vassal, nonetheless!
"Kabutoooo…!" Orochimaru was pissed! "You damned four-eye!! What do you think you're doing?!"
"O-Orochimaru-sama?! Wh-what are you…?!" He fainted.
"And to the ground he falls…! Can I eat him?!" The little hyperactive snake asked.
"…whatever."
Authors comments
Mwaha.
It's dreadful, isn't it?