Disclaimer: Sly Cooper and gangand everything Thievius Raccoonus is copyright of Sucker Punch Productions. About the only thing I own is this poem.
Author's Notes: This here is a simple poem, written in the perspective of Sly Cooper or Bentley, about the first villain of the Klaww Gang--Dimitri. All reviews or constructive criticisms are always welcomed. Compliments, too! 3
"A Dossier of Dimitri: Chief Forger"
Written by Black Rosettes
His distinguishing qualities, although never
To be used to boast,
A sleazy criminal mastermind—well;
Temporarily, with his scaly hands
Debauched in counterfeiting with the
Use of Clockwerk's tail feathers,
It was upsetting that such
A character, that spoke, misquoting
American slang, passing off weirdness.
How a former art student
Turned into more of a
Underworld celebrity, I'll never know
For sure. Through forgery, as
He exerted his talents, duplicating
Green sustenance, he sometimes inquired:
"Let's be smoove? Show me
Your bling and let me
Shine you;"--his immortal words.