Chapter One: Dream or Nightmare?

A butterfly flew by as Leela planted flowers in her garden. She dug a hole with a spoon then shoved a plant in it and piled the soil on top of the pot. The flower stood out well, it was red, and it stood out of the brownish black soil with white dots.

Leela turned her attention to the glass windows from inside the house she was at, "Hello, Honey."

Fry stepped out, "Hey, how is my number one wife doing?"

"Great," Leela said, standing up and walking over to her husband seductively, "You know. I'll need a reward for finally getting those damn flowers out of our house."

Fry chuckled.

"A naughty, naughty, award," she finished, playing with his hair.

"Well, I think that can be arranged," Fry said as he dipped her down to kiss her.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!

Fry's eyes opened slowly, but surely. He let out a soft moan as his hand came crashing down on the alarm.

Fry looked to the side of the bed to see no one on the other pillow, "Just a dream," he said quietly.

He got up and put his pants and shirt on from yesterday. He grabbed a comb and brushed back once on his orange hair to bring it to its original du.

As he walked to the meeting area he found everyone surrounding the table. He walked over to his normal seat and put a foot up.

"Oh, good morning, Fry," said Professor Farnsworth, holding up a thin stick with map drawn out above him, "We were just discussing yours Leela's and Bender's next mission. Please, listen, or you will not know what this is about."

"Mm," Fry mumbled back flapping a hand, "Don't worry about me, I'm 100 percent—" Fry's head fell to the table into a deep sleep.

Leela shook her head, "FRY!"

Fry snapped his eyes open and turned his attention once more to Mr. Farnsworth.

"Stay awake, Fry," he said slapping his stick on his hand continuesly.

"I will."

"Like I was saying," Farnsworth went on, "this planet is very, how you say, at the moment... pissed. So, when you get there, don't say anything but, here is your order, and the only words you say is please and thank you."

Fry lifted his other foot up and yawned.

"Shhhhh," Leela said placing a finger on her mouth, then turning her attention to Farnsworth again.

"If they break out in any conversation, only say things they wouldn't get madder about, and only complement them if you say anything off topic about what you are talking about, it's time to go now, and good luck."

Bender and Leela left the table as Fry staggered behind.

"So, Fry, did you get all that?" Leela asked walking towards him.

"Yep."

"You seem awful tired," she grabbed Fry's face and looked at his baggy eyes, "have you been getting any sleep lately?"

"Yes, but I have been having this awful dream that is bugging me, because I want it to come true, but it won't let it."

Fry looked at Leela hard.

Leela nodded then opened the spaceship door.

"Remember, they're pissed, only say things that wouldn't make them more pissed," Leela said as Bender walked past her into the ship and Fry followed.

"What will happen if I don't?" Bender asked grinning.

"I heard they will kill," Leela said shrugging, "and I heard for robot punishments, they cut off their intena on their head, and make them watch a abnormally fat fem-bot strip."

Bender gasped, "I don't wanna see a fat fem-bot strip! She'll break the poll! And I can't loose this intena!"

"Then you best be on your best behavior."

Bender nodded.

Leela started up the ship, "Are we ready?" she asked as the panel above them opened, showing the sunny, bright, blue sky.

"Yep," Bender answered.

"Fry? Are you?" Leela asked, looking at the almost asleep Fry.

Fry raised a thumb.

"Okay, then. Let's go!"

The ship busted through the opening into the sky. Farnsworth and Amy waved goodbye as the ship slowly dissapeared into the sky.

"So, Fry?" Leela started, putting the ship on cruise-control, "what's this dream about?"

Fry looked up at Leela, he wanted to tell her so bad, but couldn't.

"Nothing."

Leela moved closer, "You can tell me."

"I forget, okay?"

"Okay, then," Leela walked back over to her control seat, "suit yourself."


"Fry?" asked Leela walking over to him.

"Yes, my love."

"Let's make love," Leela said.

With that Leela started taking her shirt off, Fry started taking off his also.

"Fry... Fry... Fry," Leela said repeatedly, Fry kissed her, "Fry... Fry, FRY!"

Fry jumped up out of his seat, his eyes snapped open.

'Just another dream,' he thought to himself.

"Fry," Leela said again.

"Yeah?"

"Time to deliver," she said, smiling, holding out a package.

"Oh, yeah."

Fry grabbed the box as they walked out of the ship. Once they walked out, they weren't greeted nicely.