Chapter Two: Karma

"What's going on here?" Leela asked, knowing she would get no answer.

As Fry stepped out he saw many greenish brown monster things. They had horns on their heads and a large lower lip—kind of like an ape.

He quickly dipped his head down so they wouldn't think much of his stares. 'One foot, two foot,' Fry thought to himself as he walked by.

"Jeez, Leela. These guys really are pissed," Bender blurted out.

Leela clenched her teeth at that remark; knowing the monsters would respond.

"Halt!" Yelled one holding up a hand in the air and a gold staff in the other. He looked like a pretty important one to this planet.

Leela, Bender, and Fry stopped and froze.

"Let me see your faces!" he yelled once again.

The trio turned around and faced this guy. He studied their faces hard for a second then turned mad, very mad.

"Throw them in the dungeon," he said pointing to a window in the castle.

"No! Please, no! Listen to me for a second!" Leela yelled struggling from the ones that held her arms back to take her away.

"Yeah, listen to her," Fry agreed, also struggling.

"What is your name?" Bender asked, totally off subject.

"Lord Japenach," he answered.

Leela mouthed the word please as the lord of the planet looked at her.

"Let the one-eyed woman speak!" Lord Japenach raised his hands, and all the guards let them go.

Leela got on her knees, "Lord Japenach, we were only delivering your package."

"Go on."

"And my young friend here isn't that.... eh... bright, we could say. And his non-brightness took over," Leela was on her hands also now.

He rubbed his neck, "Okay."

"Please, kind Sir. Let us go, or else," Leela now fixed a glare on the lord.

He tightened his eyes, "Or else what?"

"I will have to take care of these guys, in death."

Everyone gasped; she could hear little chattering which most contained, "Death?"

"Yes, death," Leela now got up and held a kicking position.

The Lord Japenach chuckled, then got up, "Bring it on."

Leela pounced from where she was and laid a hard kick on his kisser. He threw a punch, but she dodged it, coming back with a punch of her own.

He took a step back from the blow of Leela's hard, hard punch. He then regained his balance and came with a kick in her stomach.

"Uhhhh," Leela moaned, almost throwing up from the large impact. She fell to the ground in pain.

The lord walked towards her, flashing a cocky grin, then placing a foot on her side. Leela squirmed a little.

"That, my dear, is how you fight," he then started to crush down on her side, full impact, pain, throbbing, non-stop.

Leela screamed.

Then she glared at the lord as he came down on her, he didn't notice the glare, but that was all the better for Leela.

"No, Leela!" Fry yelled. He ran up towards the scene, but two guards caught him and held him back.

"Hiyah!" she yelled bringing her foot up around the lord's leg, causing him to crash to the ground, hitting his head on a rock.

"No, this is how you fight," she said. Bringing one more blow to his mouth.

Fry and Bender cheered her on as she started to walk back, limping from the horrible foot, everyone backed away; scared she might pull something on them.

As Leela, Fry, and Bender walked back to the ship helping Leela, the lord helped himself up slowly. Everyone stayed quiet.

"That was great, Leela," Fry said.

"Arrrr!" Jamenach yelled before comeing crashing down on Leela.


"Great job, Leela," Fry said, Leela sitting on his lap.

"Thank you," Leela kissed Fry.

Fry chuckled, as they kissed more, and more.

Fry brought Leela on the floor slowly, as he kissed more.

He felt fingers on his back, not sure if they were grabbing or poking, he didn't care, he just kissed more.

He felt fingers again on his back.

"Uhhh," he moaned.

"Fry?"

Fry's eyes snapped open.

"Good morning, Fry," Leela said, "well, not really good considering where we are."

"Just another dream," Fry murmured.

"What was that?" Leela asked.

"Oh, nothing."

Fry lifted himself onto a bench. "Where are we?" he asked looking around.

All he saw was a brick wall and some wooden benches with sleeping bags on the floor, Bender was in one.

"We are in the dungeon," she answered taking a seat by him.

Fry groaned at the thought, who knew how long they would be in there.

"We need to get out," Leela said, standing up again leaning by the bars looking out.

"Yeah. But how?" Fry asked doing the same.

"I know how."

Leela walked over to Fry and whispered in his ear her plan.

Fry looked down at her, "That's brilliant!"