WARNING: these emails were written during the first season and early second
season of the show, and while they don't make any sense to the naked eye,
we think that they're especially good, because most of these things did
generally happen on the show (well, except for a couple of them.)
Email 1:
I am your handler. He He He
Email 2:
I am *your* handler...hehehe,
Email 3:
"I am your super sexy CIA handler"
"Oh stop-it Mr. Vaughn, I don't like how you have been handling me"
...
Syd gets up from a dream
"Too bad the hockey thing didn't work out."
Email 4:
"I'm your handler, now let me handle you."
"Go ahead, but can't we go to a hockey game first?"
"What are you trying to kill me?"
"No, I just really like hockey, a lot."
Email 5:
"I'm your handler, now let me handle you."
"Go ahead, but can't we go to a hockey game first?"
"What are you trying to kill me?"
"No, I just really like hockey, a lot."
"Will likes Hockey doesn't he?"
"No, he likes figure skating...I think he's gay!"
"Will, huh...he always was really sexy!"
"Hello, you are supposed to love me!"
"I am sorry, but I am not attracted to female robots. Give me Will's number, ok?"
"Goodbye, I don't want you to be my handler anymore."
"That's ok, I would rather be Will's handler. Syd-ney Phone Home"
Sydney kills Vaughn and then she makes out with his dead body
Email 5:
"Vaughn, you are nice and all...but I think that Will is great...HE can actually go to a hockey game with me."
Vaughn calls up SD6 and Sloane
"That Will guy knows everything."
"Who is this?"
Uhhhhh, no one...good bye!"
"Agent Bristow (her dad) kill Will he knows too much" Says Sloane
"alright...but first let's you and me get it on. I am your handler!"
30 minutes later...after some weird sick fun... Will is killed
Sydney comes in to Vaughn's office "My love life is too confusing...I think that I give up on men. First that doctor that sings now Will. Thank God that Francie dumped her boyfriend. Do you think I should call her so we can go to a hockey game?"
2 days later Francie dies because she "knows too much about sd6"
Sydney gives up on the human race and moves her attention to...
Vaughn becomes a hunter.
Well that's how I think it would go.
After all she is a robot...
Email 1:
I am your handler. He He He
Email 2:
I am *your* handler...hehehe,
Email 3:
"I am your super sexy CIA handler"
"Oh stop-it Mr. Vaughn, I don't like how you have been handling me"
...
Syd gets up from a dream
"Too bad the hockey thing didn't work out."
Email 4:
"I'm your handler, now let me handle you."
"Go ahead, but can't we go to a hockey game first?"
"What are you trying to kill me?"
"No, I just really like hockey, a lot."
Email 5:
"I'm your handler, now let me handle you."
"Go ahead, but can't we go to a hockey game first?"
"What are you trying to kill me?"
"No, I just really like hockey, a lot."
"Will likes Hockey doesn't he?"
"No, he likes figure skating...I think he's gay!"
"Will, huh...he always was really sexy!"
"Hello, you are supposed to love me!"
"I am sorry, but I am not attracted to female robots. Give me Will's number, ok?"
"Goodbye, I don't want you to be my handler anymore."
"That's ok, I would rather be Will's handler. Syd-ney Phone Home"
Sydney kills Vaughn and then she makes out with his dead body
Email 5:
"Vaughn, you are nice and all...but I think that Will is great...HE can actually go to a hockey game with me."
Vaughn calls up SD6 and Sloane
"That Will guy knows everything."
"Who is this?"
Uhhhhh, no one...good bye!"
"Agent Bristow (her dad) kill Will he knows too much" Says Sloane
"alright...but first let's you and me get it on. I am your handler!"
30 minutes later...after some weird sick fun... Will is killed
Sydney comes in to Vaughn's office "My love life is too confusing...I think that I give up on men. First that doctor that sings now Will. Thank God that Francie dumped her boyfriend. Do you think I should call her so we can go to a hockey game?"
2 days later Francie dies because she "knows too much about sd6"
Sydney gives up on the human race and moves her attention to...
Vaughn becomes a hunter.
Well that's how I think it would go.
After all she is a robot...