Resurection
AN: IF this has been an interesting trip, or is bothering you, you may want to stop reading right here and now. If you've enjoyed it so far, keep going, it only gets better.
Email 6:
"Vaughn, Come on, um...we have to find some way to...um, get together...no, I meant, defeat SD6."
"Of course, we really do need to find some way to get toge...I mean, defeat the SD6 monster."
"Yes, I think that we should just do it right here, on the floor...I mean, um...shoot Sloane."
"Yes, I think it's a good idea, let's get it on...I mean, yes, shoot Sloane."
Inner monologue, Sydney Drat, I can't believe I've let it slip twice that I want to sleep with him, and he doesn't seem all angry about it...hmmm...
Vaughn, inner monologue Wait, did I hear wrong (Flashback) ::"Get together..." "Do it right here on the floor.":: (end of flashback) NO, I certainly didn't hear wrong
They attack eachother simultaneously, kissing, and rolling about on the floor.
~Meanwhile~
Sloane is on the floor with the robotic Sydney he invented after his wife died...because he secretly loves Sydney...he unbuttons his pants.
Robo-Sydney: "Ewww, what is that?"
Sloane: "That's well, let me show you."
Sydney, who had been compliant up to that point jumps up and runs away. Sloane attacks her and they have some weird sick fun on the floor.
~Meanwhile~
Sydney's father and her mother are lying on the floor after a heavy bout of sex. (no, I can't believe I just wrote that)
Fathers inner monologue: Wow, I'm really glad I managed to locate Sydney's mother's body and resurrect her with my evil SD6 magic.
Mothers inner monologue Wow, that was nice, but I wonder who he is...all of those years in the grave were really hard on my brain, in fact, it's almost all gone...ah well
She giggles and rolls over for another hot bout of sex...
~Meanwhile~
Sydney and Vaughn are panting, and naked on the cold hard cement of the warehouse. "Wow." Vaughn says. "You're really good at that for a robot."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, aren't you a robot?"
"No. I don't know who you heard that from."
"Joe's mother."
"Who's Joe?"
"Well, didn't you know, he's the weird author of e-mails sent about us to Tom."
"I'm not a robot Vaughn."
"Alright." He pauses. "Lets do it again then."
"Cool." She says, then short circuits.
"Drat, I guess I'll have to make another Sydney Robot." (They're everywhere)
"Bzztt."
The real Sydney: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. What's going on here?"
"Um...nothing." Vaughn says, attempting to cover robo-sydney2 with a tarp, and himself with his pants, at the same time and failing miserably.
"You're odd." She says. "Wanna get it on?"
"Sure." He says, and they do it, again, *Is she a robot though? No one knows...
AN: IF this has been an interesting trip, or is bothering you, you may want to stop reading right here and now. If you've enjoyed it so far, keep going, it only gets better.
Email 6:
"Vaughn, Come on, um...we have to find some way to...um, get together...no, I meant, defeat SD6."
"Of course, we really do need to find some way to get toge...I mean, defeat the SD6 monster."
"Yes, I think that we should just do it right here, on the floor...I mean, um...shoot Sloane."
"Yes, I think it's a good idea, let's get it on...I mean, yes, shoot Sloane."
Inner monologue, Sydney Drat, I can't believe I've let it slip twice that I want to sleep with him, and he doesn't seem all angry about it...hmmm...
Vaughn, inner monologue Wait, did I hear wrong (Flashback) ::"Get together..." "Do it right here on the floor.":: (end of flashback) NO, I certainly didn't hear wrong
They attack eachother simultaneously, kissing, and rolling about on the floor.
~Meanwhile~
Sloane is on the floor with the robotic Sydney he invented after his wife died...because he secretly loves Sydney...he unbuttons his pants.
Robo-Sydney: "Ewww, what is that?"
Sloane: "That's well, let me show you."
Sydney, who had been compliant up to that point jumps up and runs away. Sloane attacks her and they have some weird sick fun on the floor.
~Meanwhile~
Sydney's father and her mother are lying on the floor after a heavy bout of sex. (no, I can't believe I just wrote that)
Fathers inner monologue: Wow, I'm really glad I managed to locate Sydney's mother's body and resurrect her with my evil SD6 magic.
Mothers inner monologue Wow, that was nice, but I wonder who he is...all of those years in the grave were really hard on my brain, in fact, it's almost all gone...ah well
She giggles and rolls over for another hot bout of sex...
~Meanwhile~
Sydney and Vaughn are panting, and naked on the cold hard cement of the warehouse. "Wow." Vaughn says. "You're really good at that for a robot."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, aren't you a robot?"
"No. I don't know who you heard that from."
"Joe's mother."
"Who's Joe?"
"Well, didn't you know, he's the weird author of e-mails sent about us to Tom."
"I'm not a robot Vaughn."
"Alright." He pauses. "Lets do it again then."
"Cool." She says, then short circuits.
"Drat, I guess I'll have to make another Sydney Robot." (They're everywhere)
"Bzztt."
The real Sydney: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. What's going on here?"
"Um...nothing." Vaughn says, attempting to cover robo-sydney2 with a tarp, and himself with his pants, at the same time and failing miserably.
"You're odd." She says. "Wanna get it on?"
"Sure." He says, and they do it, again, *Is she a robot though? No one knows...