College meets ALIAS
AN: This is a crossover with Felicity. If you like Felicity, you may be offended by this email, and should probably not read it. Skip ahead.a couple emails. But anyways, if you are having fun.keep on doing it!
Email 7:
A curly haired girl walks into Vaughn's office
"Hi, I am Felicity, I am from that other show this guy created that no one watches"
"Hello, do you work for SD-6? We could always use more double agents for me to get it on with"
"No...uh, but I need the CIA to help me solve a problem. I don't know who I should choose, Noel or Ben. I mean Ben is really nice and he's a doctor and everything. But Noel is really hot, even though he is married to Sydney, but I don't know, rumors have it that she's getting it on with someone else now..."
"Sydney???"
"Yes, well her alias name is Sydney but her real name is *beep*. She uses Sydney only to her customers"
"So there really is no SD-6?"
"No...only in Sydney's act, anyway...can you help me solve this problem. I mean, there are only 11 more episodes before my show gets cancelled and I really need to know who I should be with?"
"I can't believe she lied to me...she must not have wanted to sleep with me at all...what a bitch. I mean I am a nice guy, I gave up Alice for Sydney...crap. So, there probably wasn't even a Will, she probably lied about him too."
"No, there really is a Will, I slept with him in episode 4."
"Everything...she lied about everything. That must have been a sympathy date when she asked me to go with her to a hockey game. There isn't even a Danny either is there?"
"No, there is a Danny, I slept with him in episode 2."
"I don't believe this...she played me like a fool."
"Oh, could you just shut-up about Sydney already. I am a hooker could you please just pay me so we can get it on."
"WHAT?" Vaughn finally pays attention to Felicity.
"How else do you think I pay for school? Oh, and by the way...Sydney is great in bed. Guys pay big bucks for her act."
"What act?"
"As an erotic spy who calls her customers handler and lets them handle her."
AN: This is a crossover with Felicity. If you like Felicity, you may be offended by this email, and should probably not read it. Skip ahead.a couple emails. But anyways, if you are having fun.keep on doing it!
Email 7:
A curly haired girl walks into Vaughn's office
"Hi, I am Felicity, I am from that other show this guy created that no one watches"
"Hello, do you work for SD-6? We could always use more double agents for me to get it on with"
"No...uh, but I need the CIA to help me solve a problem. I don't know who I should choose, Noel or Ben. I mean Ben is really nice and he's a doctor and everything. But Noel is really hot, even though he is married to Sydney, but I don't know, rumors have it that she's getting it on with someone else now..."
"Sydney???"
"Yes, well her alias name is Sydney but her real name is *beep*. She uses Sydney only to her customers"
"So there really is no SD-6?"
"No...only in Sydney's act, anyway...can you help me solve this problem. I mean, there are only 11 more episodes before my show gets cancelled and I really need to know who I should be with?"
"I can't believe she lied to me...she must not have wanted to sleep with me at all...what a bitch. I mean I am a nice guy, I gave up Alice for Sydney...crap. So, there probably wasn't even a Will, she probably lied about him too."
"No, there really is a Will, I slept with him in episode 4."
"Everything...she lied about everything. That must have been a sympathy date when she asked me to go with her to a hockey game. There isn't even a Danny either is there?"
"No, there is a Danny, I slept with him in episode 2."
"I don't believe this...she played me like a fool."
"Oh, could you just shut-up about Sydney already. I am a hooker could you please just pay me so we can get it on."
"WHAT?" Vaughn finally pays attention to Felicity.
"How else do you think I pay for school? Oh, and by the way...Sydney is great in bed. Guys pay big bucks for her act."
"What act?"
"As an erotic spy who calls her customers handler and lets them handle her."