College meets ALIAS part 2.
AN: Same as before. : ) But personally, I think that if you really do like Felicity, you might still enjoy these.I don't know.I would.Love you all (in a totally platonic sense).
Email 8:
Vaughn receives a message on his CIA message machine, which goes something like this:
"Vaughn *Pant, pant* you're so deliciously hot. *Pant pant* This is Felic...I mean Sydney. *Pant pant* You should come to the warehouse immediately. *Pant pant* Um, and if you do, we can get it on on the cold hard ground. *Pant pant* Please, come quick, otherwise I might explode, because I'm a robot, you know."
Vaughn runs quickly to the warehouse place where he and Sydney usually meet. he is shocked to find a totally naked girl, who isn't Sydney, laying on the cold hard floor...Unfortunately he is naked as well, because he quickly striped while running through the halls to get to the warehouse room they meet in. "well shoot." He says...
Felicity grabs him and pulls him to the floor with her...Suddenly Sydney walks into the warehouse, as naked as all of them, apparently having gotten a message similar to the one Vaughn got. "Vaughn!" She screams when she sees him in a compromising situation with Felicity on the floor.
Felicity is openly panting. *Pant pant*. Then she laughs out loud, at Sydney. "Hahaha, Sydney, you should have known I would get you back for marrying one of my boyfriends, Noel."
Sydney looks confused. "What are you talking about you evil psycho woman? and get off of my Vaughn."
"You married My Noel, my dear dear hottie boyfriend. I can't believe you would stoop so low."
"What are you talking about?" Sydney says again, as Vaughn gets up and comes over to Sydney, conspiratorially whispering: "I think she's a nut case." Sydney nods.
Slowly Felicity realizes that these people think that they are actually the characters that they play on television. No, no, she suddenly thinks, maybe she has walked into a strange alter-reality, and they are actually the people they claim to be. "Oh, well shit." She says, looking to Sydney and Vaughn, who, while she was pondering have gotten themselves into their own compromising situation. She walks over to them and breaks up their situation. "this is not suitable for young viewers." She says. "I'm going now."
"Thank god." Sydney and Vaughn say simultaneously. felicity leaves. Vaughn and Sydney get it on on the floor (the cold hard floor, mind you).
AN: Same as before. : ) But personally, I think that if you really do like Felicity, you might still enjoy these.I don't know.I would.Love you all (in a totally platonic sense).
Email 8:
Vaughn receives a message on his CIA message machine, which goes something like this:
"Vaughn *Pant, pant* you're so deliciously hot. *Pant pant* This is Felic...I mean Sydney. *Pant pant* You should come to the warehouse immediately. *Pant pant* Um, and if you do, we can get it on on the cold hard ground. *Pant pant* Please, come quick, otherwise I might explode, because I'm a robot, you know."
Vaughn runs quickly to the warehouse place where he and Sydney usually meet. he is shocked to find a totally naked girl, who isn't Sydney, laying on the cold hard floor...Unfortunately he is naked as well, because he quickly striped while running through the halls to get to the warehouse room they meet in. "well shoot." He says...
Felicity grabs him and pulls him to the floor with her...Suddenly Sydney walks into the warehouse, as naked as all of them, apparently having gotten a message similar to the one Vaughn got. "Vaughn!" She screams when she sees him in a compromising situation with Felicity on the floor.
Felicity is openly panting. *Pant pant*. Then she laughs out loud, at Sydney. "Hahaha, Sydney, you should have known I would get you back for marrying one of my boyfriends, Noel."
Sydney looks confused. "What are you talking about you evil psycho woman? and get off of my Vaughn."
"You married My Noel, my dear dear hottie boyfriend. I can't believe you would stoop so low."
"What are you talking about?" Sydney says again, as Vaughn gets up and comes over to Sydney, conspiratorially whispering: "I think she's a nut case." Sydney nods.
Slowly Felicity realizes that these people think that they are actually the characters that they play on television. No, no, she suddenly thinks, maybe she has walked into a strange alter-reality, and they are actually the people they claim to be. "Oh, well shit." She says, looking to Sydney and Vaughn, who, while she was pondering have gotten themselves into their own compromising situation. She walks over to them and breaks up their situation. "this is not suitable for young viewers." She says. "I'm going now."
"Thank god." Sydney and Vaughn say simultaneously. felicity leaves. Vaughn and Sydney get it on on the floor (the cold hard floor, mind you).