A New Beginning (or, how the SICO files got its name)
AN: If you're still reading this, you don't even need to pay attention to the author note.this didn't come from anything in the show, really.just our own minds (and we don't know which is scarier.)
Email 9:
Sydney walks into the CIA office, no disguise, no nothing.
Vaughn walks up behind her. "Sydney" He yells. "What are you doing here? YOU could be killed. I could be killed."
"NO, Vaughn, you don't understand, I killed Sloane last night, and I also killed the rest of the people who are in charge at SD-6."
"How did you manage to do that?" Vaughn asks, suspicious of Sydney's rumpled hair, the lipstick--obviously not hers--on her cheek, the clothes which look as if they were quickly done.
"Well, Sloane was having an orgy--you know his wife died last week--and he invited me. Obviously, all of the high level SD-6 peeps were also invited, and so we all got it on, and then--late at night--when they were all sleeping, I killed them all. SO now we're safe, and we can be together."
"Sydney, how could you?" Vaughn asked. "I thought that we were going to have a monogamous relationship."
"Well, we are, starting now."
"Oh, OK." Vaughn relents, and begins kissing Sydney. Then they do it on the floor of the hallway, many people walking around.
Apparently the show has gotten kinky.
"Alias changes its name to...Sex in the CIA Office,
The preview..
"While waiting for Vaughn at a dinner in Yugoslavia. Sydney finds a really attractive woman named Boban. Sydney decides that it is time to try different things. Does Sydney cheat on Vaughn??? Watch Sunday in the episode titled 'The Sickest Undercover Mission Ever...A Sex Change"
AN: If you're still reading this, you don't even need to pay attention to the author note.this didn't come from anything in the show, really.just our own minds (and we don't know which is scarier.)
Email 9:
Sydney walks into the CIA office, no disguise, no nothing.
Vaughn walks up behind her. "Sydney" He yells. "What are you doing here? YOU could be killed. I could be killed."
"NO, Vaughn, you don't understand, I killed Sloane last night, and I also killed the rest of the people who are in charge at SD-6."
"How did you manage to do that?" Vaughn asks, suspicious of Sydney's rumpled hair, the lipstick--obviously not hers--on her cheek, the clothes which look as if they were quickly done.
"Well, Sloane was having an orgy--you know his wife died last week--and he invited me. Obviously, all of the high level SD-6 peeps were also invited, and so we all got it on, and then--late at night--when they were all sleeping, I killed them all. SO now we're safe, and we can be together."
"Sydney, how could you?" Vaughn asked. "I thought that we were going to have a monogamous relationship."
"Well, we are, starting now."
"Oh, OK." Vaughn relents, and begins kissing Sydney. Then they do it on the floor of the hallway, many people walking around.
Apparently the show has gotten kinky.
"Alias changes its name to...Sex in the CIA Office,
The preview..
"While waiting for Vaughn at a dinner in Yugoslavia. Sydney finds a really attractive woman named Boban. Sydney decides that it is time to try different things. Does Sydney cheat on Vaughn??? Watch Sunday in the episode titled 'The Sickest Undercover Mission Ever...A Sex Change"