AN: Sorry about all that. I just wanted to get threw that chapter as
quickly as possible. This should be a bit better though. Thanks to those
who reviewed though.
"Nothing's happening!! Nothing's smegging happening!!!" Lister tried hard to find the slightest pulse or any life signs
On Rimmer, but nothing happened. Kryten put his hand over Lister calmly. "It's over sir." Kryten Explained "He's dead." "No way!" Lister shouted and continued to check the Rimmer. "Hey bud!" cat screamed "Since when did you care so much about goalpost head?" Lister ignored him. And went to check again until Kryten pointed out that the fact that the ship was on fire. And they would soon die too if they didn't get the smeg out. But where can they go? Kryten scanned threw his memory as quickly as he could and said "Wait I have an idea! This way!" The Dwarfers; lead by Kryten ran past burning flames and decaying metal. Until they found what they where looking for. It was a Starbug! Lister was the first to ask the question all wanted ask, and that question was of course: "Where the smeg did that come from?!" Kryten smiled an android smile and explained. "That's our Starbug sir! While we where on PD I managed to reprogram some Manos and they rebuilt this Starbug. But please may have your up most permission to lead you all OUT OF THE BURNING SHIP and explain later? The remaining Dwarfers entered the Starbug and immediately took it off. Kryten pressed something. "First things first!" He pressed a screen marked "Holorestroration" and a Rimmer appeared before them. "Rimmer!?" Rimmer, now in his hard form looked at them, full of guilt. "I'm sorry everyone..."He apologized. "The antidote didn't work..." "It's ok Rimmer..." Lister assured "But...." "Save it" said Kryten "We still have a chance at saving the Dwarf"
Kryten presses a button that no one had ever scene on the panel before and a screen appeared on the monitor. At the same another new sight came out of Starbug. It looked like a lazing gun. "What is it?!" Asked Cat anxiously "Wait and see!" Replied Kryten. And with that he aimed at the burning Red Dwarf and all of space seamed to become bleared. Then it cleared. The Dwarfers (Sans Kryten) where not sure what they where going to see when it cleared but it wasn't this.
First they saw Red Dwarf. Then they saw Red Dwarf. And then finally they saw Red Dwarf.
"THREE DWARFS?!" The Dwarfers shouted in amazement And that was correct. 3 Red Dwarfs. Only there where Differences. One wasn't on fire. "We'll head to the Dwarf on the Left." Said Kryten. "But wait til it's clear". The Dwarf on the right was the first to explode. Then the one in the middle. Only one dwarf was left and that was where they where heading.
Kryten turned to face Rimmer and said "Now you maybe a bit confused with your recovered memories." "Yes Kryten I understand." Kryten had recorded all memories of the OLD Rimmer (The one who became an Ace) and that of the NEW Rimmer. Now they where one Rimmer had both histories. And although as Kryten stated it was a hell of a lot to get your Holo-Head round but it did make Rimmer feel a lot better. As now he had learned so much about himself and...Someone else...
He stopped thinking
As they landed into the new Red Dwarf Lister was the one who started to think. How did Kryten make 3 Red Dwarves? And why did 2 of them explode? He looked at this Red Dwarf. It looked different. Oh God! It looked BETTER than his red dwarf.
"KRYTEN!!!!!" Lister shouted coursing the others to spin and run back. "Please tell me you didn't..." "Lie mode" Mouthed Kryten "I did nothing of the sort! The Triplication simply re built itself and then remodelled itself into the laser I just fired..." "Kryten..." Lister moaned. "Oh sirs..." Kryten despaired. "I meant well! It was the only choice I had. I succeeded in giving the copies a PERMANENT life span! But I just couldn't stop the fact they turn out.... Well different.
[AN: if you don't understand this please watch the episode "Demons and Angels"]
Lister was going mental. "That's not the problem! What if one of US gets zapped by that thing again!" "He's right" said Cat "As far as smart ass mechanoids go; you are the stupidest one I ever met!" Kristine looked confused by the whole thing until Rimmer's new/old memories helped him explain the whole system. How we all have our High and Low parts. Then he started to think. He never saw the Lows... No one did. Except Lister.
Meanwhile Cat was still having the go at Kryten.
"I just don't believe you! Cat angered. "Of all the stupid things in this stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you Kryten are the stupid-est! It's like your trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take the stupidity TEST!!" "Listen..." said Rimmer. "I'm sure that Kryten understood the premise of the possibility of contacted with the lows." Cat frowned. "It's the HIGHS I'm worried about!" "Well there's no need to panic." Explained Kryten. I have fixed it so only I can operate the Triplication. So there's no chance of there being any contact with our triplicated selves."
Everybody leaved the room. Calmer now.
All except for Lister.
The return of the Triplication had brought back some memories Dark memories. And yet quite fascinating memories.
AN: I hope that was a bit better. At least SOME of the story came out.
"Nothing's happening!! Nothing's smegging happening!!!" Lister tried hard to find the slightest pulse or any life signs
On Rimmer, but nothing happened. Kryten put his hand over Lister calmly. "It's over sir." Kryten Explained "He's dead." "No way!" Lister shouted and continued to check the Rimmer. "Hey bud!" cat screamed "Since when did you care so much about goalpost head?" Lister ignored him. And went to check again until Kryten pointed out that the fact that the ship was on fire. And they would soon die too if they didn't get the smeg out. But where can they go? Kryten scanned threw his memory as quickly as he could and said "Wait I have an idea! This way!" The Dwarfers; lead by Kryten ran past burning flames and decaying metal. Until they found what they where looking for. It was a Starbug! Lister was the first to ask the question all wanted ask, and that question was of course: "Where the smeg did that come from?!" Kryten smiled an android smile and explained. "That's our Starbug sir! While we where on PD I managed to reprogram some Manos and they rebuilt this Starbug. But please may have your up most permission to lead you all OUT OF THE BURNING SHIP and explain later? The remaining Dwarfers entered the Starbug and immediately took it off. Kryten pressed something. "First things first!" He pressed a screen marked "Holorestroration" and a Rimmer appeared before them. "Rimmer!?" Rimmer, now in his hard form looked at them, full of guilt. "I'm sorry everyone..."He apologized. "The antidote didn't work..." "It's ok Rimmer..." Lister assured "But...." "Save it" said Kryten "We still have a chance at saving the Dwarf"
Kryten presses a button that no one had ever scene on the panel before and a screen appeared on the monitor. At the same another new sight came out of Starbug. It looked like a lazing gun. "What is it?!" Asked Cat anxiously "Wait and see!" Replied Kryten. And with that he aimed at the burning Red Dwarf and all of space seamed to become bleared. Then it cleared. The Dwarfers (Sans Kryten) where not sure what they where going to see when it cleared but it wasn't this.
First they saw Red Dwarf. Then they saw Red Dwarf. And then finally they saw Red Dwarf.
"THREE DWARFS?!" The Dwarfers shouted in amazement And that was correct. 3 Red Dwarfs. Only there where Differences. One wasn't on fire. "We'll head to the Dwarf on the Left." Said Kryten. "But wait til it's clear". The Dwarf on the right was the first to explode. Then the one in the middle. Only one dwarf was left and that was where they where heading.
Kryten turned to face Rimmer and said "Now you maybe a bit confused with your recovered memories." "Yes Kryten I understand." Kryten had recorded all memories of the OLD Rimmer (The one who became an Ace) and that of the NEW Rimmer. Now they where one Rimmer had both histories. And although as Kryten stated it was a hell of a lot to get your Holo-Head round but it did make Rimmer feel a lot better. As now he had learned so much about himself and...Someone else...
He stopped thinking
As they landed into the new Red Dwarf Lister was the one who started to think. How did Kryten make 3 Red Dwarves? And why did 2 of them explode? He looked at this Red Dwarf. It looked different. Oh God! It looked BETTER than his red dwarf.
"KRYTEN!!!!!" Lister shouted coursing the others to spin and run back. "Please tell me you didn't..." "Lie mode" Mouthed Kryten "I did nothing of the sort! The Triplication simply re built itself and then remodelled itself into the laser I just fired..." "Kryten..." Lister moaned. "Oh sirs..." Kryten despaired. "I meant well! It was the only choice I had. I succeeded in giving the copies a PERMANENT life span! But I just couldn't stop the fact they turn out.... Well different.
[AN: if you don't understand this please watch the episode "Demons and Angels"]
Lister was going mental. "That's not the problem! What if one of US gets zapped by that thing again!" "He's right" said Cat "As far as smart ass mechanoids go; you are the stupidest one I ever met!" Kristine looked confused by the whole thing until Rimmer's new/old memories helped him explain the whole system. How we all have our High and Low parts. Then he started to think. He never saw the Lows... No one did. Except Lister.
Meanwhile Cat was still having the go at Kryten.
"I just don't believe you! Cat angered. "Of all the stupid things in this stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you Kryten are the stupid-est! It's like your trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take the stupidity TEST!!" "Listen..." said Rimmer. "I'm sure that Kryten understood the premise of the possibility of contacted with the lows." Cat frowned. "It's the HIGHS I'm worried about!" "Well there's no need to panic." Explained Kryten. I have fixed it so only I can operate the Triplication. So there's no chance of there being any contact with our triplicated selves."
Everybody leaved the room. Calmer now.
All except for Lister.
The return of the Triplication had brought back some memories Dark memories. And yet quite fascinating memories.
AN: I hope that was a bit better. At least SOME of the story came out.