Time for the Switcheroo.
Email 10:
Resting her head on her hands, Sydney waits impatiently for Vaughn. Unfortunately, she doesn't know that Vaughn has been held up at the airport, and his flight won't be in for another hour.
From across the room Boban, the sexy Yugoslavian waitress/part-time- prostitute watches her.
Suddenly Sydney's eyes get drawn to Boban, Boban looks at her slyly. A waiter comes up to Sydney with a drink, her favorite, a raspberry daiquiri, "Excuse me." Sydney says, staring at the uncommon drink with lust. "But I didn't order this."
"I know madam, the woman at the bar ordered it for you."
"Well, get her something as well, on me." Sydney says, completely out of character, but grateful for the drink, her favorite.
Suddenly Boban walks up to Sydney. "Excuse me." She says in a heavy Yugoslavian accent. "Would you like to go home with me?"
"What?" Sydney asks.
"Only a thousand dollars for the night." (Yugoslavian dollars, which are worth less than American dollars, may I add, about one two hundredth)
"You're a prostitute?" Sydney asks Boban.
"Yes, the name is Boban."
Sydney, intrigued at the idea of a cheap, quick romp in the sack with a woman (something she has never done before). Quickly agrees, and goes running out the door with Boban, the waiter follows, screaming "You didn't pay your bill!"
Email 11:
(Internet add) "If you're afraid about your boss reading your emails, get a new email protector by Lycas (name changed to protect authors from copy write sue-ing)"
Sydney's boss, Sloane reads her emails to Boban...this is after she and her had an affair. I think he is actually dead...but I am not sure. He is alarmed to know that Sydney has converted over...to the other side.... Because his wife died and he wants a trophy wife in Sydney.
Meanwhile, Sydney is in Rome with Vaughn. Vaughn seems to be an incredibly large bore to Sydney who misses Boban terribly. Boban doesn't really miss Sydney because she has her money and has other work to do, but Sydney is overly attached to the attractive Yugoslavian girl. (if she is a girl at all.)
Vaughn seems to be unhappy with his relationship with Sydney and warns that they should see a councilor about their unhealthy relationship. Vaughn tells Sydney that he has been attracted to a man named Boban whom me meet after he got off the plane. He said that Boban was a male stripper and he couldn't really understand what it was about him, but he fell madly in love. He also mentioned that Boban was dressed in woman's clothes.
Sydney terrified from the news that her love Boban was actually a man, tells Vaughn that she doesn't want to see him anymore. Vaughn says that's ok, because he has also been cheating on her with a girl named Jillian. But then he said that although Jillian was good in bed, she was never as good as Sydney. Sydney finds this incredibly sweet and decides to get back together with Vaughn.
They take a plane back to LA...a 9hour plane ride...they were locked in the bathroom together the whole time. When Sydney yelled out Boban's name...Vaughn stopped. He then said "I miss Laura Westover."
They realize that they have a problem. Erin, the ugly flight attendant opens the door on them crying in the bathroom naked. She informs them that their flight has been taken over by a terrorist named Will Tippin (fear not, dear readers, this is not a SCARY email.just a funny one.) who got insanely mad after hearing that Sydney was a lesbian. Sydney tells the flight attendant that she is no longer a lesbian...but she did find Erin attractive. She said she would go talk to Will, then she told Vaughn that she would agree to see a councilor.
Sydney walks in on the pilot Will, but she forgot to get dressed...
Will, waiting in the pilots cabin for Sydney loses his nerve when he sees her naked breast poke through the cabin door and opens the door to the outside, jumps, realizes he doesn't have a parachute and plummets to his death in the icy water below.
Sydney enters the cabin, notices that Will isn't there, and lets the real pilot back in to fly. She then notices her nudity and walks back to the bathroom to change into some clothes.
Vaughn and Sydney sit back in their seats, waiting for the plane ride to be over, and mutually decide to break up and get together with their mutual loves (Vaughn and Laura Westover/Jillian/Melissa/(whoever else he's getting it on with), Sydney and Erin) because it just wasn't working out between them.
The also decide, mutually, to totally get over Boban, who played them for all they were worth. Meanwhile, Boban, the incredibly sexy Yugoslavian transvestite/hermaphrodite who was a part time waitress/waiter and a part time prostitute was sitting in Sydney's bedroom waiting for her to come back home. She missed Sydney desperately (or at least the money she made), and hopefully he would also get to meet up with Vaughn after her little liaison with Sydney. Two times the fun. Two times the pay.
Meanwhile, Sydney and Erin are making out in the cab back to her house, they stumble out of the car, still making out and then finally stumble into Sydney's bedroom where Boban sees them and decides not to interrupt their fun, sneaking out of the bedroom with the skills she learned in her two month job as a spy for the eastern European government.
Then she leaves to go and see Vaughn.
Email 10:
Resting her head on her hands, Sydney waits impatiently for Vaughn. Unfortunately, she doesn't know that Vaughn has been held up at the airport, and his flight won't be in for another hour.
From across the room Boban, the sexy Yugoslavian waitress/part-time- prostitute watches her.
Suddenly Sydney's eyes get drawn to Boban, Boban looks at her slyly. A waiter comes up to Sydney with a drink, her favorite, a raspberry daiquiri, "Excuse me." Sydney says, staring at the uncommon drink with lust. "But I didn't order this."
"I know madam, the woman at the bar ordered it for you."
"Well, get her something as well, on me." Sydney says, completely out of character, but grateful for the drink, her favorite.
Suddenly Boban walks up to Sydney. "Excuse me." She says in a heavy Yugoslavian accent. "Would you like to go home with me?"
"What?" Sydney asks.
"Only a thousand dollars for the night." (Yugoslavian dollars, which are worth less than American dollars, may I add, about one two hundredth)
"You're a prostitute?" Sydney asks Boban.
"Yes, the name is Boban."
Sydney, intrigued at the idea of a cheap, quick romp in the sack with a woman (something she has never done before). Quickly agrees, and goes running out the door with Boban, the waiter follows, screaming "You didn't pay your bill!"
Email 11:
(Internet add) "If you're afraid about your boss reading your emails, get a new email protector by Lycas (name changed to protect authors from copy write sue-ing)"
Sydney's boss, Sloane reads her emails to Boban...this is after she and her had an affair. I think he is actually dead...but I am not sure. He is alarmed to know that Sydney has converted over...to the other side.... Because his wife died and he wants a trophy wife in Sydney.
Meanwhile, Sydney is in Rome with Vaughn. Vaughn seems to be an incredibly large bore to Sydney who misses Boban terribly. Boban doesn't really miss Sydney because she has her money and has other work to do, but Sydney is overly attached to the attractive Yugoslavian girl. (if she is a girl at all.)
Vaughn seems to be unhappy with his relationship with Sydney and warns that they should see a councilor about their unhealthy relationship. Vaughn tells Sydney that he has been attracted to a man named Boban whom me meet after he got off the plane. He said that Boban was a male stripper and he couldn't really understand what it was about him, but he fell madly in love. He also mentioned that Boban was dressed in woman's clothes.
Sydney terrified from the news that her love Boban was actually a man, tells Vaughn that she doesn't want to see him anymore. Vaughn says that's ok, because he has also been cheating on her with a girl named Jillian. But then he said that although Jillian was good in bed, she was never as good as Sydney. Sydney finds this incredibly sweet and decides to get back together with Vaughn.
They take a plane back to LA...a 9hour plane ride...they were locked in the bathroom together the whole time. When Sydney yelled out Boban's name...Vaughn stopped. He then said "I miss Laura Westover."
They realize that they have a problem. Erin, the ugly flight attendant opens the door on them crying in the bathroom naked. She informs them that their flight has been taken over by a terrorist named Will Tippin (fear not, dear readers, this is not a SCARY email.just a funny one.) who got insanely mad after hearing that Sydney was a lesbian. Sydney tells the flight attendant that she is no longer a lesbian...but she did find Erin attractive. She said she would go talk to Will, then she told Vaughn that she would agree to see a councilor.
Sydney walks in on the pilot Will, but she forgot to get dressed...
Will, waiting in the pilots cabin for Sydney loses his nerve when he sees her naked breast poke through the cabin door and opens the door to the outside, jumps, realizes he doesn't have a parachute and plummets to his death in the icy water below.
Sydney enters the cabin, notices that Will isn't there, and lets the real pilot back in to fly. She then notices her nudity and walks back to the bathroom to change into some clothes.
Vaughn and Sydney sit back in their seats, waiting for the plane ride to be over, and mutually decide to break up and get together with their mutual loves (Vaughn and Laura Westover/Jillian/Melissa/(whoever else he's getting it on with), Sydney and Erin) because it just wasn't working out between them.
The also decide, mutually, to totally get over Boban, who played them for all they were worth. Meanwhile, Boban, the incredibly sexy Yugoslavian transvestite/hermaphrodite who was a part time waitress/waiter and a part time prostitute was sitting in Sydney's bedroom waiting for her to come back home. She missed Sydney desperately (or at least the money she made), and hopefully he would also get to meet up with Vaughn after her little liaison with Sydney. Two times the fun. Two times the pay.
Meanwhile, Sydney and Erin are making out in the cab back to her house, they stumble out of the car, still making out and then finally stumble into Sydney's bedroom where Boban sees them and decides not to interrupt their fun, sneaking out of the bedroom with the skills she learned in her two month job as a spy for the eastern European government.
Then she leaves to go and see Vaughn.