Vampiric.or "THEY JUST DON'T DIE!"
AN: This is a strange Email.if it bores you (heaven forbid) skip it, there's more non-Erin and non-Laura Westover-y goodness ahead. This was written after realizing that no one dies on the show.I mean really, when was the last time someone died? NEVER! (Well, maybe Francie, but she was evil)
Email 13:
Laura Westover quits the show as well, because of the oddness of her roll these days and joins sex in the city with Erin. But they are not the actresses on the show, but the authors. The show gets way way too nutty, and they are fired from there. They return to Sex in the CIA office.
This is how they get written back in:
Erin and Laura Westover walk into the CIA office hand in hand... and walk up to that guy who is the leader of the CIA in LA, or SF or wherever they are. "Hi!" They both say.
"Hello." That guy says.
Vaughn walks up. "Laura Westover?" He is temporarily swamped with love and lust and all of those other things, but quickly quashes them because he knows that she is with this other girl (He and Erin have never met) and that she had to have run away from him for a reason.
"Vaughn." She says.
"I can't believe you left me." HE says, and pulls out a semi-automatic rifle and shoots them both many times.
"What are you doing Vaughn? You just killed one of our previously best spies, before we killed her--and how did she get back alive I wonder--and Laura Westover (that's not a huge loss). I can't believe you."
"Yes, well, boss guy, sorry, I didn't mean to, but it just happened."
"OH." He says, forgiving Vaughn quickly.
Unseen, beside them, Laura Westover and Erin quickly recover from the 192874 gunshot wounds that were inflicted upon them and stand up. "Why are you guys so dead set on killing us?" Erin asks.
"Because you don't die. Why. Don't. You. Die?" Boss man asks.
"Well, because we wanted to just show up on the show for a while before we became the writers, duh! OH, and we're actually Vampires, and we don't like you, and we're immortal, and we like to be alive." They say simultaneously.
"OH." Says boss man, all of the people quickly realize that boss man isn't really so smart.
"Well, that's all." Says Laura Westover.
"Yes, let's commit mutual suicide Laura Westover, so we can go back to writing the show."
"Fine." Laura Westover says, she grabs Vaughn's gun and gives it to Erin. "Ladies first."
"But you're a lady too." Says Erin.
"Oh, you're right." Says Laura Westover. Erin shoots her many times, then shoots herself.
But are they really dead? Tune in again next week to find out.
AN: This is a strange Email.if it bores you (heaven forbid) skip it, there's more non-Erin and non-Laura Westover-y goodness ahead. This was written after realizing that no one dies on the show.I mean really, when was the last time someone died? NEVER! (Well, maybe Francie, but she was evil)
Email 13:
Laura Westover quits the show as well, because of the oddness of her roll these days and joins sex in the city with Erin. But they are not the actresses on the show, but the authors. The show gets way way too nutty, and they are fired from there. They return to Sex in the CIA office.
This is how they get written back in:
Erin and Laura Westover walk into the CIA office hand in hand... and walk up to that guy who is the leader of the CIA in LA, or SF or wherever they are. "Hi!" They both say.
"Hello." That guy says.
Vaughn walks up. "Laura Westover?" He is temporarily swamped with love and lust and all of those other things, but quickly quashes them because he knows that she is with this other girl (He and Erin have never met) and that she had to have run away from him for a reason.
"Vaughn." She says.
"I can't believe you left me." HE says, and pulls out a semi-automatic rifle and shoots them both many times.
"What are you doing Vaughn? You just killed one of our previously best spies, before we killed her--and how did she get back alive I wonder--and Laura Westover (that's not a huge loss). I can't believe you."
"Yes, well, boss guy, sorry, I didn't mean to, but it just happened."
"OH." He says, forgiving Vaughn quickly.
Unseen, beside them, Laura Westover and Erin quickly recover from the 192874 gunshot wounds that were inflicted upon them and stand up. "Why are you guys so dead set on killing us?" Erin asks.
"Because you don't die. Why. Don't. You. Die?" Boss man asks.
"Well, because we wanted to just show up on the show for a while before we became the writers, duh! OH, and we're actually Vampires, and we don't like you, and we're immortal, and we like to be alive." They say simultaneously.
"OH." Says boss man, all of the people quickly realize that boss man isn't really so smart.
"Well, that's all." Says Laura Westover.
"Yes, let's commit mutual suicide Laura Westover, so we can go back to writing the show."
"Fine." Laura Westover says, she grabs Vaughn's gun and gives it to Erin. "Ladies first."
"But you're a lady too." Says Erin.
"Oh, you're right." Says Laura Westover. Erin shoots her many times, then shoots herself.
But are they really dead? Tune in again next week to find out.