The Shortest Email Ever.DEATH!

AN: This is odd.just odd.

Email 14:

Vaughn finds Sydney in their bedroom, but she is dead. Oh well, he thinks to himself, and walks over to Sydney, having his wild fun with the dead girl.

Sydney wakes up, she was actually fainted. "What are you doing Vaughn?" She asks him.

"Um, nothing Hun." HE says, realizing that that was the best sex he'd ever had, of course, he is attracted to dead people. Maybe he should have sex with Laura Westover again, she's dead. And then Erin, and who else died recently? Oh, yes, Sydney's mother. He wonders if he is also attracted to dead men...but no, he probably isn't. Ah well.

He leaves Sydney and finds dead people to have his crazy fun with.