Bubble Gum.(and no Laura Westover)
AN: This is the Gyp way that we think JJ will make Season three happen.it was all a dream.JJ! No! You shouldn't! idiot! Felicity was bad enough. End Rant. So, here's a new Boban Plot Line for those of you who missed him.her.it, Enjoy.
Email 15:
Tom and Joe, the best writers of Sex in the CIA offices decide to start over with a whole brand new plotline. Starting off right where Vaughn and Sydney visit Yugoslavia and meet Boban.
Boban, the sexy Yugoslavian Waitress/waiter/part time prostitute finds someone more interesting than Sydney to go after that night.
Sydney is all alone in her hotel room when she hears the phone ring. She answers it "Hello?"
"Yes, this is the police calling, we're at your door, please open up."
"But you haven't even knocked." Just then the knocking sounds.
"Yes we have."
"You're right." She says, and gets up to open the door, not realizing that she is only wearing some sort of translucent lingerie, which is inappropriate for the police to see.
She opens the door. "Hello." Says the policeman. "May I come in."
"Yes you may." Sydney says, noticing that it is not actually a policeman, but actually Vaughn in a wig and a police outfit.
"I am afraid that we have come to the information that someone with the initials SB has snuck some illegal bubblegum into the country, and we must apprehend her before she gets the bubblegum to the people. Can't have Yugoslavians blowing bubbles, it's very bad for their health."
"Alright." Sydney says.
"I'll need to do a strip search."
"Alright, but only because you're quite a sexy police officer."
Vaughn is steaming inside, because he believes that Sydney is cheating on him with a police officer, who is actually him. But he doesn't think that she knows that. Did I mention that the police officer disguise is that of a woman? Well it is.
"Are you gay Sydney?"
"Well, I've never really thought about it, but I suppose that I'm at least half gay, because, I mean, robots aren't really sexual creatures in general are they? And who knows who a robot will be attracted to? And maybe I'm even a hermaphrodite...no, let's not think about that."
"Good Idea." Vaughn/the police officer says.
"Can we get it on officer..." She looks at his badge, which is made of paper. "...Michael?"
"Yes, now strip." The good officer says.
Sydney is overwhelmed by the sexual prowess of this woman, immediately forgets that she knows that it's Vaughn, and a man, and has wild freaky sex with him in her room. Unbeknownst to her, the door is still open, and Will Tippin walks in to witness their freaky sex, and gets it on...with the chair.
Next episode: Will Sydney notice Will watching her and Vaughn/police woman? Will Will realize that he is not actually attracted to Sydney, but is attracted to chairs? Tune in next time.
AN: This is the Gyp way that we think JJ will make Season three happen.it was all a dream.JJ! No! You shouldn't! idiot! Felicity was bad enough. End Rant. So, here's a new Boban Plot Line for those of you who missed him.her.it, Enjoy.
Email 15:
Tom and Joe, the best writers of Sex in the CIA offices decide to start over with a whole brand new plotline. Starting off right where Vaughn and Sydney visit Yugoslavia and meet Boban.
Boban, the sexy Yugoslavian Waitress/waiter/part time prostitute finds someone more interesting than Sydney to go after that night.
Sydney is all alone in her hotel room when she hears the phone ring. She answers it "Hello?"
"Yes, this is the police calling, we're at your door, please open up."
"But you haven't even knocked." Just then the knocking sounds.
"Yes we have."
"You're right." She says, and gets up to open the door, not realizing that she is only wearing some sort of translucent lingerie, which is inappropriate for the police to see.
She opens the door. "Hello." Says the policeman. "May I come in."
"Yes you may." Sydney says, noticing that it is not actually a policeman, but actually Vaughn in a wig and a police outfit.
"I am afraid that we have come to the information that someone with the initials SB has snuck some illegal bubblegum into the country, and we must apprehend her before she gets the bubblegum to the people. Can't have Yugoslavians blowing bubbles, it's very bad for their health."
"Alright." Sydney says.
"I'll need to do a strip search."
"Alright, but only because you're quite a sexy police officer."
Vaughn is steaming inside, because he believes that Sydney is cheating on him with a police officer, who is actually him. But he doesn't think that she knows that. Did I mention that the police officer disguise is that of a woman? Well it is.
"Are you gay Sydney?"
"Well, I've never really thought about it, but I suppose that I'm at least half gay, because, I mean, robots aren't really sexual creatures in general are they? And who knows who a robot will be attracted to? And maybe I'm even a hermaphrodite...no, let's not think about that."
"Good Idea." Vaughn/the police officer says.
"Can we get it on officer..." She looks at his badge, which is made of paper. "...Michael?"
"Yes, now strip." The good officer says.
Sydney is overwhelmed by the sexual prowess of this woman, immediately forgets that she knows that it's Vaughn, and a man, and has wild freaky sex with him in her room. Unbeknownst to her, the door is still open, and Will Tippin walks in to witness their freaky sex, and gets it on...with the chair.
Next episode: Will Sydney notice Will watching her and Vaughn/police woman? Will Will realize that he is not actually attracted to Sydney, but is attracted to chairs? Tune in next time.