Having fun sitting there?

AN: Well, this is where the chair part comes in.please don't be offended.it's a bit surprising that you're still reading these things.well, Tom and Joe do love you for it.and here's to love...

Will realizes that the chair has never been properly sanded and has splinters in it. He yells out in pain! This alarms Sydney and she looks away from the woman officer to find Will, naked and with a large rash from the pain of the chair.

"Stupid thing,....." (he curses at the chair for the next five minutes.) Suddenly Vaughn is distracted from Sydney by Will's yelling

Will looks over at Sydney then back at the chair

"Well, I think you are great. We've had a lot of fun together, but I just don't think this is going to work out." The chair, in anger, falls on Will and his rashed body. Sydney laughs and says

"Oh, you are so funny Will"

She looks at him with those flirty eyes. Vaughn notices and suddenly gets off Sydney. He walks over to Will, only his wig and badge remain on him.

"I am a police officer. Put up your hands. If you cannot provide a lawyer, one will be provider for you. Anything you say will be held against you."

"What?" Will yells, the chair is still on top of him, but he looks lovingly at Sydney.

"Umm, it is illegal to do that to a chair." to himself "It's illegal to love my girlfriend."