Robot Baby…yeah!

AN: We're going to leave you with quite a big cliffhanger here…in true ALIAS fashion…fear not, we've already written most of them. If you're not tired of these emails, review madly, and Joe and Tom may get together to write further SICO chronicles. YEAH!

Email 14:

"Sydney, don't you think you've had too many CIA doughnuts?" Asks Vaughn.

"Why do you ask that? Although I love doughnuts, mostly the ones with sprinkles, I've only had one doughnut today."

"Well, have you kept up your running lately?"

"Actually, since you asked, I have given up running for a little. It isn't good for me."

"If I were you, I would start running again."

"Why?"

"Because…" Vaughn struggles, "You are kind of…kind of…"

"Kind of WHAT?"

"KIND OF FAT!"

"I am not fat!"

"No, it is ok, I always liked big girls…"

"But I seriously am not fat. I'm…I'm…"

"Yes?"

"I'm going to have a baby Robot!"

SICO

Email 15"

"Who's the father Sydney?"

"You are Vaughn." Cackles Sydney, it's obvious that she's lying.

"Damn, I knew that Will wasn't human!" Responded Vaughn

"No, Will's human, actually, Sloane is the father."

Vaughn throws up…then he faints…then he wakes up…"I'm sorry, I thought you said the father was Sloane?"

"I did." (and that makes sense, considering Vaughn and I have only ever had email sex. - added comment by Sydney.)

"When were you with him?" Vaughn asks.

"Well, you know, before we went to the Vatican, he forced me. When I was at his house with Will, right before I got the Rambaldi Page."

"I thought we were on the phone?"

"Oh, I forgot, that was role-play phonesex with you."

"Then who is the father? Couldn't it be Boban? (even though you said that it never happened, before…) But I am not sure if Boban was a he or a she. I just cannot remember!"

"It wasn't Boban's." Responded Sydney. "It was my teacher…Mr. Hass, from Fraternighy (a school)…"

::Sydney remembers the day when she met Brad, she was in his classroom, wearing a really short-skirted catholic school girl uniform, and on the blackboard, there was a question written "What comes from outer space?" And Sydney raised her hand. "OOOH, OHHH, I know, I know, ROBOTS! ROBOTS come from outer space!" Brad smiled at her, and nodded. "Yes, you're right my dear. But you, though you are a robot, do not come from outer space." Then he ravaged her, and they had their fun on the floor of the classroom. End of Memory::

"Who the heck is Brad? How many guys have you been with?"

"I will be completely honest. I am a born again virgin, sure I was with over 10 million people in my life. Some Robots, some humans (some I don't know…Like Noah?) But I think I am H.I.V. Positive, and I want my son or daughter to have a robot mommy, so I have to give 'it' up."

Vaughn has a heart attack, Sydney dials 9-1-1.

Will Vaughn be able to live without 'it' from Sydney? Does Sydney have a sexually transmitted disease? Will Brad want to be a part of Sydney's life? Will Will give up on chairs and move up to tables? Find out on the next episode of "Sex in the C.I.A. Office."