Email 16:
One day, Will was sitting around, doing nothing interesting, as he always never does anything interesting. When he decided to go to Sydney's house, and see if they could do something.
Of course, when he got there, there was no one there, except the door was open, so he went in.
And there was a beautiful new chair in the middle of the living room.
He walked up to it, and then started going at it with the chair.
THEN SUDDENLY! The chair came to life! "AAAAHHHH" Screamed Will, out of a mixture of shock and pleasure…and suddenly, he saw Francie's face.
"Will." She said. "I know you have a fetish for doing chairs, and to tell the truth, I have a fetish for being a chair, so I was thinking we could get together."
And so they did, and all was good.
Email 17:
Sydney is sitting in the doctor's office. She is waiting for the results from her HIV test. The doctor walks in.
"Sydney, I have good news and bad news." Sydney looks forlorn, but then scared.
"What is it doctor?" She asks.
"Well, the good news is that your baby looks fine. The bad news is that, well, we don't treat robots at this office."
Sydney sighs. "Well, that's too bad. Do you think I have HIV?"
"Well, that's the thing, I don't think you have HIV, what I think you have is HILL syndrome."
"What's that?" Sydney asks bewildered.
"Well that's the problem, we don't know exactly what it is. It seems that rambaldy had it, and he wrote it in some of his manuscripts exactly what it was, but we don't have that page of the manuscript at this time."
"Drat."
"I know, it is terribly tragic." The doctor pauses, and then gets an odd look in his eyes. "Well, now that that is over, would you like to have sex with me?"
"No!" She says, noticing that the doctor is undressing. She backs away. "I already told you, I'm a born again virgin, I can't have sex until I'm married Again."
"Wait, you were married before?"
"I can't tell you. I wasn't supposed to say that. Just ignore it."
"Alright." The doctor says. "Now, lets do 'it'."
"NO!!!" Sydney says, running from the now naked doctor.
Suddenly the door opens, and it is Vaughn. "Come on Sydney." He says, "It's time to go to my office."
"But Vaughn, I'm a born again virgin, did you forget?"
"No, but there are other ways to please me. You do want to please me, don't' you?"
Sydney looks at him. "Well, I suppose." She says, and they walk off to his office.
On the next episode: Will we know what HILL syndrome is anytime soon? Will Will and Francie do anything at all? What will go on in Vaughn's office? Tune in to the next episode of "Sex in the CIA offices" To find out.