A/N: a note to all my reviewers:

I love you!

You probably hate me!

Because I am so-o late

I am very sorry; I've been really busy

Won't you say you love meeee too?

PLZ!!!

On to the story!

Chapter 3: From Red to Black, or is it Black to Red?

August 3—5:36 pm

Guess what, Diary? I am up early today! Yup! Hard to believe, isn't it? It's only 5:36 am now. No, 5:37 now. Anywho. Guess what else? Operation I Hate Harry is all planned out and is running. Yahoo! Alright, this is what I'm gonna do:

1. Go to Harry's room and dye his hair pink with the Ripley's Permanent Hair Color. It's very cool actually. There's this palette with all these different colors—blue, green, pink, etc. you can choose what color you want. Then all you do is put the little box on top of whosever hair you wanna change. You press the little green button with your wand (its not magic, it's a safety precaution; incase it falls in the wrong hands, you know). And poof it sprinkles some dust onto the person's hair and changes to the chosen color. The changed color is permanent, and is immune to any other Hair Color Changing spells, or equipment. Plus, the formula never runs out! I'm gonna have fun doing this!

2. Sneak into Harry's room and steal all of his clothes. All of them. Okay, maybe not the dirty ones. Just the clean ones. And I'll hide them...where should I hide them? Under my bed? Nah, he'll know. In the closet upstairs that only females can open? Perfect! He'll never be able to look there. I don't think he even knows it exists. But what if Mum or Hermione look in there and find Harry's clothes? Now way! I'll keep them away from it.

3. Turn Harry's Alarm clock (A/N: lets pretend he has one, kay?) two hours back on September 1st, so he'll be late for the train. Wait. Maybe that's a bit too much? Nah, he can apparate to Hogsmeade and walk from there. So no biggie.

4. Not planned yet. If he doesn't stop torturing me by then, then he is a frickin' loser.

Anyway, I think I'll go take a shower now, before starting on #1. I smell.

August 3, 6:15 am

I'm back! And I have my Hair-Color changing formula with me. Wish me luck, diary. Aaah! I keep forgetting you're a diary. Stupid me. Stupid me. Stupid me. Stupid me. (enough stupids, don't you think?)

I'm going!!

August 3, 6:30 am

All done with plan #1. Everything went very smoothly and according to plan. Well, not exactly. I tweaked it a bit. See, I went into Harry's room. Didn't have any problems because Hermione is now in Fred and George's room (they moved to Diagon Alley). Anyways, I tiptoed into his room, to see him and Ron sleeping peacefully.

Harry looked so cute while he was sleeping. He was snoring really softly. And while watching him, I thought, maybe I should let him off. And at the exact moment, my hurt knee sends me a twitch, as though saying "Don't let him off!"

So I thought. And thought. And thought for 10 more minutes. I'm kidding. For about 10 seconds.

Anywha, I decided to go easy on him. Meaning I didn't change his hair to pink, like originally planned, but I dyed it red. Like my hair. Hahhahahhaha! He's now going to know how annoying it is to have 8 other people who look exactly like you. So yea. I dyed his hair red, and I crept back onto my room. And I laughed.

I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.

And now, I'm writing in you. Well diary, waking up so early doesn't really go with me. I think I'll sleep some more.

Yawn G'night!

August 3, 10:47 am

Good morning, Diary. I just woke up. I think Harry already woke up. Lets go see how my plan worked, shall we?

August 3, 2:15 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! I hate Harry. Hate him with a strong passion. How can he be such an ass? I am not writing what happened. I'll start crying again.

August 3, 6:24 pm

Just had dinner. Was yummy, but didn't enjoy it. Was too sad.

August 4, 12:35 pm

Just talked to Hermione. She said I have to tell someone about all my problems. Or else I'll feel this way all my life. I don't wanna tell her though! So I thought I'd tell you: my sole confidant. This is what happened.

I woke up yesterday in the morning, and sauntered down for breakfast (and to see Harry's hair). I guessed he would be awake already, since he was always an early riser. Sure enough, he was there, eating breakfast with my Mum, Hermione, and Ron. I'm the only late-riser. Haha.

And, lo and behold, Harry had red hair, just like mine. I tried not to laugh.

"Harry! What happened to your hair?" I squeaked, trying to suppress a yawn.

"What happened to me? What are you saying? Hermione, do I look different?"

Hermione replies, "Oh no! you look...the same as ever, Harry." She seems kinda uncomfy. I couldn't tell if Harry was lying, or if he really didn't look at the mirror today.

So I tried again. "Harry, have you seen the mirror today?"

"Ginny, have you seen the mirror today?"

"Huh?" okay, now I'm confused. Harry's not too shocked about his appearance, and neither is anyone else. And he's telling me to look in the mirror? What the hell? So, I decided to go look in the mirror and make him happy. Guess what I found.

Myself. (Duh!) With what? With black hair. WITH SHORT BLACK HAIR! My long hair was trimmed about 3 inches. I was so totally shaken awake by the image. (But not that I think about it, it actually looks hot). I turned around, my face red with embarrassment.

"Nuh uh uuuh, Ginny. You should avoid going red. Doesn't match with black hair and brown eyes, really." Said Harry sarcastically. I glared at him. And them I did the only thing I could think of—I screamed. I made a fit. I ran up the stairs, into my room and shut the door.

I lay there for a while, crying. And thinking. About how much I hate him. About how much I wanted him to hate himself. I thought and thought. And I came up with—nothing.

Argh! All that is done now is Harry's hair is red, and mine is black. Somehow Harry must have snick up on me while I was sleeping and bewitched my hair to look black. Like, what else is new?

A/N: I was thinking of ending the chapter with the AAAAAAH's but i thought that would be bad, cuz the last chapter was very short, and i didnt want this chapter to be that short either. See how nice i am? dont you wanna be that nice, and review?