TAKEMEHOME: Thanks! I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks for your review!
OBSIDIANANGEL6: I'm glad you liked the story and thanks for cheering me up! Thanks for your review!
DANCINGCHICKY: Yeah, I just couldn't get that stupid rhythm to match up. I know that Belle's name is Maurice, but I just wanted to name him Stu because ... well, it amused me. Thanks for your review!
NEUTRO PHANTOM: It's good to be brutally honest sometimes. I'm sorry you didn't like it, but the assignment was supposed to be to create a fractured fairy tale, so I did the best I could. My friends found it funny so I just decided to see what others thought. Thanks for your opinion, it's appreciated!
BELLAMEGS: I'm sorry you didn't like it either, I'm starting to feel bad for writing this. It wasn't supposed to be a rendention of the actually Beauty and the Beast tale, it was just my own little thing. Stu is my own name for Maurice, Belle's father. And, no, I wasn't high. My personality just came out a little stong in this. Thank you for your input, and, again, I'm sorry you didn't like it.
FATLAZIKAT: Um...no, no cheese. You have some very weird things that turn you on, but, hey, more power to you. The stars will drive me crazy if they don't put them back soon! I say we start a petition for the stars!!! Thanks for your review!
DANCE THE GHOST: I got a 100 because my teacher just goes, 'weird, but you actually did the assignment, unlike half the class'. Thanks for your review!
A.D.: It wasn't supposed to have the sweet atmosphere of Beauty and the Beast, it was just supposed to be funny. I'm glad you liked the writing, but I'm very sorry that you didn't like the story. Thanks for reviewing even though you didn't like it. I usually just go '...ok.... ::back click::'
KEITAWOLF: That stupid rhythm keeps popping up! It's quite hard to come up with anything that semi works...I'm just happy that I got the 'Eat a breast' to fit! I like that part, too! My friend was practically rolling when he read it! Thanks for your gracious review!
FILLY828: I'm glad you loved it! It is a bit odd. What is it with the 'Woot for insanity!'s? TAKEMEHOME said the same thing... Thanks for your review!
SPECIAL: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for your review!
Ok. Done. Thanks everyone for your reviews and I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Please forgive me! ::Cowers in fear of impending doom::