Email 22
I know I know, we are all peeved off at the writers of Alias for killing off Mr. Sisler, I mean Vaughn. But here is where the season finale pulls a Felicity and makes everything all better.
Felicity, I mean Sydney, is talking to Francie in her apartment. She has gotten all drunk because Will has cheated on her will some other college girl (just like Ben).
A drunk Sydney responds"I never should have picked Will."
"What? Syd, what do you mean?"
"If I could go back again, to that night Noel and me slept together. I mean, that night Will got captured with Sarc, I wouldn't save him. I would instead be with Vaughn."
"Who the heck is Vaughn."
"Oh, the nicest handler in the entire world. I miss him so much"
"Well, you know there is something better than wishing to go back in time. Instead of opening a restaurant, I have decided to become a witch. I have this spell where you can go back in time."
"Sure you do." The drunk Sydney passes out.
She wakes up and she is with Vaughn.
"What am I doing here? I mean with you, you are supposed to be dead!'
"Syd, look I know you are having a hard time dealing with the fact that Will knows you are a CIA spy, but listen, that is no reason to go insane. Now I think I shouldn't be as involved with you personally because I could lose my job."
"What?"
"Do you have any questions for your next mission."
"No, I mean, why are you.."suddenly Syd realizes that she is in the past and has already had this conversation. "Look, Vaughn, I want you to just listen. I think you have to be personal to be my handler."
Suddenly Syd gets a call from Sarc about Will. "Who was that?" asks Vaughn.
"Uh, it is about Will."
"God, I guess we better save your only true love in life." Vaughn says with self distrust.
"Nooooooooo, I don't care about Will. I love you Vaughn."
"What?" Vaughn smiles
"I messed up, choosing Will after you died. I messed up. I should have chosen you from the beginning. I know you are my handler and we shouldn't be together, but I can't stop feeling the way I do about you.'
"Ok, Syd...this is crazy. I am not dead! Did you hurt your head in a mission?"
"No, I mean I am from the future. I love you Vaughn. Will broke my heart!"
"Gosh, I have wanted this for so long. Forget the CIA"
"Forget Will!" Cried Sydney happily (in the back of her mind, like Felicity with Ben, she had trouble actually admitting this.)
Vaughn and Sydney let Will die as they make Rachel and Annica happy by making sweet sweet love. VAUGHN did not die. And that is how things look for right now. Time will tell if Vaughn and Syd stay together.
Email 23
Syd wakes up realizing that she is still in the past. She looks to her left and notices Vaughn sleeping beside her. She smiles, "Michael, you want breakfast in bed."
Vaughn wakes up..."Whose Michael, oh right...that's me. Sure, I love sausages."
"Um, me too." They embrace.
"Let's go out somewhere!"
"I don't care where, just as long as I am with you."
"No Vaughn, we have to go somewhere where the CIA won't expect us to be. (this is like in Felicity when they go to places where their friends won't be because they don't want them to feel bad for Ben.)"
"Alright!" He smiles sweetly at Syd
Vaughn and Syd fly to New York together (this is where Felicity goes to school)
"God, NYC looks so beautiful in the morning."
Vaughn looks at Syd, "You have no idea how beautiful."
Suddenly a girl with curly hair walks up to Vaughn (Felicity.)
"Michael, it has been so long how are you?"
"Oh, Felicity...gosh it has been forever. I am fine, wow you look great."
"Huh?" asks a confused Syd.
"Sorry, uh, this is Felicity, her nickname is Alice."
"Nice to meet you." Syd looks on jealously
"You too." says a distracted Felicity. "You know, Vaughn, I really need your help on this project I am working on in Chemistry. Maybe you could come by sometime and help me out. Can I get your number?"
"Uhhh, sure." He gives her the number of the hotel
Felicity tries to get back together with Vaughn. I mean it isn't like she has enough guys already...now she begins to take on Syd's Vaughn. But Vaughn tells Felicity it will never work out because he loves Syd. Syd of course takes back Vaughn, because well...why
wouldn't she? Felicity is ok, she gets back together with Noel. (who quickly got over Jennifer Garner (or Hannah...gosh this is getting confusing.) They went back to California and were happy for the most part.
Meanwhile,
Sloane and "Boban" were having some nasty fun in the SD-6 office. A new guy walks in.
"Hey, do you know where Syd is? We have a mission to go on in like twenty minutes." (Oh, Dixon got fired because he made up some lie about Syd working for the "Man") so the new guy "Brandon" became her new partner.
"Oh," he stops his nasty fun..."I don't know. Call in her father." Jack Bristow walks in, he joins the nasty fun. They invite Brandon in to the mix. But he refuses.
"I would rather be with Syd." (if you know what I mean...gosh I already know that you know what I mean.)
"Yes YES " The loud screaming continues. Jack tells Brandon.
"She isn't that good! " "But I like men. After all, I married the "man".," Ha ha they all burst out laughing. Brandon leaves, totally grossed out.
Syd and Vaughn are laughing on the beach when she gets a phone call from Will. "oh my god, I thought you were dead!"
"What no, when I was taken by Sarc, I was having a good time on the chair, well anyway, I met this girl who saved my life. She was totally better than you at kicking dudes' butts! Well, her name was Felicity and we had some serious action on my chair! (After we killed Sarc) "
"What!" cried Syd, "Not again...that tramp dates all my boyfriends!"
This didn't happen in the future. It wasn't in the script!"
Syd doesn't realize that it is the triple effect of going back in
time. At least that is the same crap that they used in Felicity.