Email 24

One day Vaughn and Sydney walked into the SD6 sublevel office, hand in hand. The had a secret plan to get Vaughn into SD6, and then they could get it on a lot more, and do a 'service to their country' as they say.

When Brandon saw them, he was livid. "SYDNEY!" He yelled. "What about last night?"

"What do you mean?" Sydney asked, looking at Vaughn, hoping that he knew that she wouldn't cheat on him without telling him beforehand.

"Last night, when we got it on," Brandon's eyes glaze over. "Again and again and again and again…" He righted himself. "Why are you with this guy?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." She said, "And Michael is my handler."

"Your what?"
"My HANDLER!" She yelled, looking around to check that no one heard her, but everyone was out of the office that day, surprisingly helpfully.

"I thought I was your 'handler.'" Brandon said. "After all, last night, it was great…"

"I didn't do anything with you last night!" She screamed, then she looked at Vaughn. "You have to believe me!"

"I do believe you, dear." He said.

"NO!" Brandon screamed, running up to the nearest window and jumping though it.

Unfortunately, Brandon had forgotten that SD6 was on a sublevel, and that there were no windows. It was actually a picture of a window, which he ran into.

"That is not a window, Brandon!" Sydney said calmly.

Brandon blanched, and then reached for his gun, but just as he was about to shoot himself, Sydney walked into the office. "SYDNEY!" Brandon screamed, throwing his gun down. "This imposter was trying to make me believe that we didn't have fantastic sex last night."

"Fantastic…I don't think so" the second Sydney said under her breath. "But we did!" She exclaimed. "And who are you, IMPOSTER SYDNEY!"

"I'm not an imposter!" Sydney screamed. "I'm the real Sydney."

Vaughn, being the thoughtful, smart guy as always, spoke up. "I know a way we can see who the real Sydney is."

"WHAT?" the Sydney's exclaimed.

"Well," Vaughn said. "Sydney one can come with me, and Sydney two can go with Brandon, and whomever can do 'it' the longest is the real Sydney. Because Sydney could go forever."

Sydney one's face brightened. "YES! Good idea Vaughn, you're so smart and good and all that." She pounced on him, and they began to have their wild nasty fun.

Sydney Two immediately stripped, and began to get it on with Brandon.

After a couple of days, Sydney two dropped down. "I Cant do 'it' anymore. I'm sorry, Brandon, I have to admit that I'm not the real Sydney."

Brandon, after getting his wits together, said: "Why did you try to be Sydney then?"

"I wanted to be Sydney because she's so popular, everyone loves her. She gets it on all the time..." (adding a bit of smallville into the mix here)

"Wait!" Sydney exclaimed. "Who are you?"

"I am Felicity." Sydney two said. "You stole my boyfriend, I just can't live with that. I had to become you, so that I could wreak revenge."

"Oh." Sydney said. "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you."

Felicity tried to run out of the door, but she wasn't fast enough, and was shot by Sydney.

"I LOVED how she got it on!" Brandon exclaimed, pulling the gun from Sydney's hand. He put it to his head, but, Sydney kicked it from his hand. Then Brandon tried to jump through the window again.

"THAT IS NOT A WINDOW BRANDON!" Sydney screamed.