Email 27
Continuation of the story:
Sydney wasn't sure if it was Brad, or Mr. Sexler, she wasn't even sure if it was one of those guys, because she had been under a mind control drug when she'd gotten pregnant...unfortunately for her, she couldn't even check if it was anyone, because baby robots don't have DNA, they have a totally different structural element called FJE, or Folicault Janeth Ethnizer, which is generally just an acidic base for metal...and it can't be changed from mother to offspring.
Also, The baby had not yet grown it's synthetic skin, so they couldn't even guess who it was through the synthetic DNA...
And, Sydney knew that she had been with too many men for the father to be just one of them, for, in fact, as a robot, she had to combine her FJE and four or five peoples DNA before she could conceive a baby (men or women). She thought that it might have been that one time when she had a huge orgy with all of the leaders of SD6, but she wasn't sure, because there was also the time when she'd been with Boban and Vaughn and then Annica, and then Dixon in the office and then Sloane, and then the new Sloane...it was just too confusing for her. Being the stupid girl that she was.
In fact, Sydney wasn't even sure that she hadn't been abducted by aliens and that they were the father. She wasn't sure about anything for the few days after the baby's birth. So, she went into a polypholiphic coma, and this is what happened in the hospital room that she was in, during the coma:
Will and Francie got it on in the chair in the room, which was a nice plush chair...
Vaughn brought in several dead people from the morgue of the hospital and got it on...
Brandon came in, and was quite sad to find that Sydney was in a coma, and therefore ran into the window, several times in succession...
Felicity came in and tried to kill Sydney, but was thwarted when Vaughn threw a dead body at her...
The guy who plays Noel came in and tried to kidnap Sydney and bring her through a huge vortex portal in the wall, which was also thwarted by Vaughn and a dead body...
Sloane came in with Emily, and they tried to inject the casanov ampule fluid into her veins so that the notes that were on her body (which had been revealed as being there on one of the pages) would show up, they were not thwarted, but nothing showed up...
And eventually the baby was brought in, and Vaughn said: "Sydney, it doesn't matter who the father's and mothers of this baby are, you love it, and I love it, and the rest of these people love it, including Will and Francie and all of the dead ones, so you should
wake up from this stupid coma."...
And Sydney awoke...
But suddenly, "The Man" Walked in, and announced "I know who the father is!"
Email 28
Here is the sneak preview (you know those annoying things that don't
tell you anything...just make you want to watch.
"Watch SICO and find out why it is up for best drama in the MTV Television Awards. This Sunday, after Who Wants to Marry a Handler?, watch an Alias like never before. No, we promise they're will be plenty of action (you know what I mean.) But this time we will find out who's the daddy.
"Please let Vaughn be the father." Seduction, betrayal, suspense, and sex again. Find out the surprising twist on SICO.
Brandon-"That window hurts"
Will-"Syd, who is this person who calls themself the Man when SHE looks a lot like your Mom?"
Francie-"Oh, shutup Will, I knew you were still in love with Syd, how could I fool myself like that?"
Will-"No, I really do love you."
Francie-"Oh my god, that is the first time you ever told me that. I love you too!"
Will-"I was talking to the chair...it is the most comfortable thing I have ever been in."
Vaughn-"OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE B- that killed my DAD!" Grabs gun..."YOU
ARE GOING TO PAY YOU SYD LOOK ALIKE PEICE OF CRAP!!!"
The Man-"Wait, you don't remember me? We did it enough."
Vaughn-"What, I thought you were Sydney. YOU LED ME ON!"
The Man-" That's right...the father of your baby isn't VAUGHN. Because the only person he has ever been with this whole time is me. HA HA HA!!! I am the evilest woman in the universe! Oh, Vaughn, you aren't bad, a little strange with your thing for dead people. Oh, and that need to dress like a woman. But that's not the point . I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS!!!HA HA HA!"
Vaughn-"That's it I AM GOING TO KILL YO-"
"Wait," Jack Bristow comes in..."Don't kill her. I still love you!"
The Man-"I still love you!"
Syd-"Oh, how sweet, they love eachother...please don't kill her Vaughn. After all she is my mother, and I love her too! Besides, doesn't anyone else want to know who is the father?"
Vaughn-"Oh, it is sweet...a happy little family reunion. I couldn't ruin this beautiful moment for you Syd." Drops gun.
The Man-"Ha HA HA, I have fooled you all. Once again I have used you, Jack, in my plan to rule the world." grabs gun from floor, points it to... Felicity " He is the father of your baby!"