AN: hey, littledevilgirl, thanks for reviewing, rock! anyhow, the vaughn is a necrophiliac thing actually began when Sydney had that ring that knocked people out, and she pretended to be making out with that knocked-out guy on the boat...anyhow, just in case you were wondering, most of the things that happen in this story relate to real life or the show, just sometimes you never know which one. Don't think that the authors are necrophiliacs, because they aren't, they're normal.
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"Vaughn, why do you love me?"
"Sydney, I have to tell you the truth." Vaughn sighs, and then breaks out in song: "I love the way the sun shines on your face! I love your big huge forehead, because it makes me feel at home! I love your sexy outfits that you wear when we're on missions! And Most of all, I love the way you groan...when we're going at it!"
Sydney joins in in the musical play: "Vaughn! I love the way your hair is, and the way you understand me! I Love the way you have a lot of people always following you around so you can never see me! I love the way you sometimes act as if you don't even care about me a little bit! And most of all, I love the way you make love to dead people when you think I'm not looking!"
Vaughn gasps, pulls Sydney to him and asks her "You know about that?"
"Yeah!" Sydney says, at this point they're all dancing around.
"I love the way you know everything about my past and current lovers!"
Vaughn sings merrily. "Especially Sarc, and all of the rest of the people you know."
"I LOOOOVEEEE the way you have a nice accent when you try to speak in French!" Sydney sings. "And I love, well, you! That's all there is!" Then they skip out of the blood donation van, hand in hand, and SD6 operatives immediately shoot them. "Oh Darn" They both sing as they die.
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As The Man directed the gun at Felicity, she gasped..."What the heck are you thinking!!! I am not a man!!! I know I have done my share of strange things, but I would never ever do it with Syd. What is your stinken' problem. If I were a guy and I were to do it with anyone it would have to be Francie. She is the only one here who has any good hair-sense whatsoever."
"THANK YOU, see Will, see someone has good taste."
"Uhhh, this is just a little too weird for me...now don't mind me, I am just going to go out in the hallway with my chair."
Jack-"My wife. I-I-I, I know you must have felt something. No one can get it on like you. I mean, don't you love me just a little!"
Brandon-"WOW, Felicity is the father of your baby. DUDE! I wish I had watched that hap'nin. Two girls...well at least two people that look like girls. AWESOME!" walks into a window..."Ouch, man...where'd that window come from! Dude!!!'
Noel (Scott Foley)-"Am I on drugs or what? Firstly my wife's name is Jennifer and if anyone is the father of her baby, it would have to be me...not Kerri. I mean "Felicity."'
Felicity-"Noel, where did you come from? Go back to your reject pile. I always loved Ben and you know it. So stop being stupid and trying to make me jealous and go back to your hole in the ground. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FATHER OF HER BABY!"
Vaughn-"Does anyone here care about Syd??? Oh, yea Noel, or whoever you are. I think you need help. I mean, you have never even been on this show. I know this really great rehab place. They can make you feel better." Looks over at Syd," Are you alright?"
The Man-"Of course she isn't fine! Idiot, she is in love with you." The gun is still pointed at Felicity.The whole gang just keeps talking, when suddenly Syd screams...
"Oh my god, another one is coming!!!" A baby robot is pushed out of Syd. "Oh my god! What does this mean? She looked over at Vaughn. Then all of a sudden another one comes flying out, and another one and another one. All of a sudden, they're are hundreds of thousands of baby robots, that look just like Syd, all around the hospital room.
The Man-"I wasn't pointing the gun at Felicity. Even though she
really is a man. I was pointing at that-"
Felicity backs away. A mirror appears behind her. "That is the father of your babies."