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One of the "CIA's Sexiest"
Name: Michael Vaughn.
Age: 33
Height: 6 ft.
Status: Always getting it on with a certain double agent.
Residence: Los Angeles, or S.B.'s bed, figuratively, as they rarely do it in bed.
Agency: Secret agency SICO
Education: Attended sex education every year through school.
The Scoop: Michael really enjoys getting it on with women. He doesn't enjoy getting it on with men, much. Once he got it on with a certain Sexy Yugoslavian part time waitress/part time prostitute Transvestite who was dressed up as a man. He has also gotten it on with one of 'the man''s underlings, a man named Shawn Sarc. He and Sydney were going through a little fight at that time. He also once enjoyed getting it on with the incredibly beautiful, sexy, wonderful, sensual, sweet, better in bed than Sydney, amazing, courteous, smart, nice, babeolicious and cool Rachel. But his constant bed-partner (though it has been previously mentioned that they rarely do it in bed) is a double agent named Sydney Bristow. He is her Handler.
In his own words: "Why the heck are you asking me all these questions, I'm not under my bi-yearly physical, am I? Well then why are you asking me how long? I never measured, only sick, self-conscious people do that! Fine, it's blocked out for his saftey feet long. Of course I'm serious. No, I didn't measure it, Syd did." Says Vaughn, Apart from his equipment size, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anyone, and then lick it off. But it has to be Heinz."
The ideal woman: "Dead, NO! wait, I didn't say that, I've never gotten it on with anyone dead." Adds his partner Sydney Bristow: "Secretly, I hope it's me. I really want to keep getting it on with him for a long time.
What a catch: "He's smart, funny and handsome," says Bristow. "And when he speaks French, forget it, I can't help from ripping his clothes off and getting it on with him right there!"